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Hello. Are you a single ghetto beauty? Then this is the chatroom for you. We offer supreme dating services for you special women, and by special, I don't mean Ed. Who is Ed? Ed is our technician of dating advice or TOD* for short. Ed will do all the soul searching for you. Ed is a 35 year old male, with erectile dysfunction and will help you with your daily needs. Please do not tease Ed about his erectile dysfunction, as it is a very personal thing to him.