"This Clan's got 99 Problems, but your Clan ain't one of them. S/E GE"

THE CHRONICLES OF 99 PROBLEMS.
Chapter 1: The Founding
The great Red Kestrel4 had searched vigorously for clan founders the past few days. Eventually he gave up and decided to just start paying for founders. He met a female who promised to bring three other people to found the clan for the price of 500k payed directly to her. Red Kestrel4 suspected she was a **** after she arrived with 3 other females but decided to keep his mouth shut in case she **** slapped his ass. The clan was founded and Red Kestrel4 went of into the realms of Gielmor to find recruits.
Chapter 2: The Start Up
At first Red Kestrel4 had trouble finding members to join, but then he met his trusty deputy BHPQ who assisted him in recruiting players. The first ever clan meeting was held where the future of the clan was discussed. Rules were settled upon and the recruitment process started.
To be continued....