"Expect us"

For from free Chad to free Chad, the word was spread that bold Chad Ironton and his Chads, so far from home, laid down their lives. Not just for Varrock, but for all Gielenor, and the promise this country holds. Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Falador, White Knight hordes face obliteration! Just there the white knights huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the swords and spears of Iron Chads. Yet, they stare now across the plain at 10,000 White Knights commanding 30,000 free Faladorians. The enemy outnumber us a paltry 3 to 1; good odds for any Iron Chad. This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny, and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine. Give thanks, men, to Chad Ironton and the brave Iron Chads