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Long ago in a town called Lumbridge, a terrible curse was put out upon the inhabitants. All of the towns children were sickened, and many quickly died. The townspeople were both terrified and confused, as they couldn't find the source of this evil. Fortunately,  Sir Dr****. War-chief Ginger Fox1232, was able to solve the problem. Just south, in a vile swamp lay a dungeon which housed the likes of 3 evil spirits. The first, Blakathor, was a terribly disgusting noob who failed at almost everything, especially prayer and slayer. The second was an intolerant beast, who was so poor he spent all his time with men in the depths of daemonheim. He was known as Stanfaildiego. The last and most vile of the 3 spirits was Ovlfailbuddy, a self-loathing individual who often almost kills himself performing relatively simple things. It was no easy task, but with great dexterity and skill, Red Fox1232, was able to lure these demons to their death and save the town, which soon after crowned him Da Boos.