"I hate the internet. - George Washington"

Requirements:
- XXXL+ (has to be tight)
- 450+ lbs (no muscle, please!)
- No life


If you would like to join, but do not meet these requirements, then we will give you a copy of Noahs's personal menu. You should hit the 450 mark with no problem.
If you fall below 450 pounds you will be removed from the clan. You also have to have no life on RuneScape. If we see you go offline, you will need an extremely good excuse. Otherwise, bye.

Clan DONT'S:
- Dieting
- Homework
- Afking
- Any activities irl
- Exercise
- Logging off

Clan DO'S:
- Eating
- RuneScape
- Pooping