"Strange women laying in swamps is no basis for a system of government."

There are a few things anyone should know about our clan and our beliefs.

1. Our clan owner lives on a tree farm and he firmly believes "It's the wood that makes it good"

2. All of our clan members agree that "Strange wimen laying in swamps distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"

3. Whitewater kayaking is just about the best thing in the world.

42. Bacon is always the answer