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„ My Little Pony is the best!

In the Beginning, MMG created the Lumbridge and the Varrock.
And He did say: Let there be various pieces of interesting scenery. And interesting scenery was.

And MMG did fill the world with interesting things, but it seemed empty,
so He in His divine holiness did create Hans, the first of all people.
Hans was resident in the pure land known as Lumbridge, but he was alone and lonely.

So MMG took one of Hans' old T-shirts as he slept and from it created Mille the Miller.
Hans woke up and met Millie, employing her to do anything that actually required effort, because he was a dreadful MCP.

As a punishment for this sin, our Lord and Saviour MMG did allow through the Flames of Lloigh-enn Scryers into Hans' pure world.

All hail the Prophecy!
Our Bringer of Light!
His Word is absolute!
Wrong or not.

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