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Darelzel

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Lord Jaws said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you didn't champion the cause of Zaros by attending the Purple Wedding.


Well, that would have been tough since it happened outside of Gielinor, in a world completely unrelated. Even though THAT world also has dragons and a dark chaotic land to the north that's seperated from everything else by a wall. Oh, and various different factions warring with each other.

But we're getting off topic.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you didn't get a purple marionette back in the 2005 Christmas event.

08-May-2014 13:25:20

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Zaxil Nox said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you put Zimberfizz in charge of Soul Wars instead of Zaros.

Azzanadra is disappointed that the quest is called 'While Guthix Sleeps' instead of 'While Zaros Floats Around on Freneskae'.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you dealt with Scabaras instead of Zaros.


Well, the second one is one he'll have to take up with Jagex since I don't recall the players being asked to vote on the title of the first Grandmaster Quest.

Anyway...

Azzanadra is disappointed that you sided with either the Black Arm Gang or the Phoenix Gang instead of the Zarosians when recovering the Shield of Arrav. (Or did someone already say this one?)

20-Jul-2014 17:28:42

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra only allows one Z word spoken within his vicinity, and that is Zaros.


Speaking of Z words...

Azzanadra is disappointed that you help Zanik in the cave goblin quests and not Zaros.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you get a zombie costume and emotes from the gravedigger random and not Zarosian costumes and emotes.

Azzanadra is disappointed that in the Eagles Peak quest you give a ferret to the zoo, and not Zaros.

Azzanadra is disappointed that to get closeups of your character and the action, you use the Zoom command and not the Zaros command.

28-Aug-2014 02:50:06 - Last edited on 28-Aug-2014 02:51:15 by Darelzel

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I don't have the time to read through the whole thread again to see whether or not this has been done, but...

Azzanadra is disappointed that in OSRS you will soon be visiting the continent of Zeah and not Zarosia. (Yeah, it hasn't happened yet, but when it does, he'll surely be disappointed).

05-Oct-2015 20:55:00

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Allarla said:
Allarla said:
And he's also disappointed by the lack of dignity and proper behaviour on some fellow Mahjarrats' part lately. One of them is obsessed with camels, now another goes and starts playing W-i-l-l-y W-o-n-k-a #willsomeonefinallyfixunnecessarycensorhipthankyou. Azzanadra truly wonders what's next, will Wahisietel try to steal Christmas or something?! O_o
And it happened, only it wasn't Wahisietel but Sliske again. :P
Azzanadra is also disappointed that Sliske got a JMod title and he didn't. :(


Well, it's more in character for Sliske than Wahisietel anyway.

But yeah, Azzanadra is disappointed that in all these holiday events, we help Santa Claus, the Queen of Snow, the snow imps, and various Christmas partiers and not Zaros. :)

12-Dec-2016 19:02:25

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Azzanadra is disappointed that so many people have posted things in this thread that have nothing to do with not siding with the Zarosians, and have forgotten that this whole thing started as pointing out that Azzanadra's disappointments in two consecutive quests sounded almost like a running gag to some people and thus inspired this parody thread.

04-Nov-2017 17:00:31

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