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Trewavas
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Hi all,

Welcome to
RuneScapian Rhapsody
, the thread inspired by the art of music which is dedicated to creating musical parodies out of everything RuneScape!

This thread was initially created to bring together and document the various song parodies that I had created, including all of my Queen parodies. However, this has now expanded in scope as
I am now taking requests!


Indeed, members of the RuneScape community are more than welcome to suggest or request a parody. It could be about grinding for a pet, the woes of clans, or even skilling. Are you training a certain skill, annoyed with the RNG, or simply bankstanding? You pick the content - I’ll pick the song!

As part of helping the community during the COVID-19 pandemic, I'm offering 20 second RuneScape songs! You can sing, hum, or whistle along to these as you wash your hands.

I have included a small setlist on post three of this thread which includes some of my previous work. Simply click a song title to be taken directly to it. Please note that this isn't an exhaustive list, so please feel free to read through the pages of this thread.
Wash your hands for 20 seconds with a
-->> RuneScape themed parody <<--

24-Apr-2018 01:34:47 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2021 20:25:36 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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This week's featured song is...


Unmaxed Girl

Parody of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel

Unmaxed Girl!
She's been playing in an unmaxed world!
I bet she never had a maxed out guild,
I bet the gloopers never helped her try...

I'm gonna write for an unmaxed girl,
She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed up guy,
That's what I am!

And when she hunts,
Through her scape: takes her time,
And when she wakes up,
And dreams of a punny song.
She'll say "I'm not so tough,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

You know I can't see her in an up-skilled world,
She's getting tired of her low-class tools,
And all the teasings from an up-skilled 'wav,
She's got a choice!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed gyll,
You know she can't afford to buy her skills?
But maybe someday when her ship comes in,
She'll understand the kind of Ports I run..
But not for fun!

And when she's digging,
She's thinking "you swine!"
And when she's talking,
She'll say that she'll sing-my-song!

She'll say "I took fifteen,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed up guy,
That's what I am!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl,
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl!
Wash your hands for 20 seconds with a
-->> RuneScape themed parody <<--

24-Apr-2018 01:34:56 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2021 20:28:30 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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A selection of my parodies!
Please read through for more.


Cute Bunny Tails
Fishin for Me
(Everything I Break), I Do if for Frou
Bobby Pie
NoSword the Swordless
Livin' on a Pet
21 Posts
Annexing in the RS
2000 Posts
Mr. RunePass Man
RuneScapian Rhapsody
We Built This City
Money for Nothin
Any Way You Slay It
Tie Your Dino Down
Double Double Double
Some Paddock to Clean
Suspicious Mounds
Unmaxed Girl
'35
Wash your hands for 20 seconds with a
-->> RuneScape themed parody <<--

24-Apr-2018 01:35:08 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2021 20:27:41 by Trewavas

Cherry Waves

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Ah you did it :)

I agree you should post your previous songs either here or another thread Fred to archive their gloriousness

How about a song in honoUr of getting your first ever 99?
Boop!
........................................................................................Old School...................................................................................
Bleghy

24-Apr-2018 21:14:00

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I'll consider it, but there's like 26 of them now. As Firemaking was my first 99, here you go:


'Wav on Fire
(Parody of: Man on Fire, by Roger Taylor)

I burn these streets each and every day,
Lightin' lines of fire just to earn my cape,
Just to level up to max someday.
But the fires are hot and lines they break,
When you spend gold all you got is logs;
Don't it make you start to chop the trees?

Sometimes I feel like a 'Wav on fire,
Sometimes I feel like it's a pointless skill,
Sometimes I want to burn down this Grand Exchange!
Wash your hands for 20 seconds with a
-->> RuneScape themed parody <<--

24-Apr-2018 21:31:38 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2020 01:24:52 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.
Wash your hands for 20 seconds with a
-->> RuneScape themed parody <<--

28-Apr-2018 02:05:06

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