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Trewavas
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Hi all,

Welcome to
RuneScapian Rhapsody
, the thread inspired by the art of music which is dedicated to creating musical parodies out of everything RuneScape!

This thread was initially created to bring together and document the various song parodies that I had created, including all of my Queen parodies - hence the title of this thread. However, this has now expanded in scope as
I am now taking requests!


Indeed, members of the RuneScape community are more than welcome to suggest or request a parody. It could be about grinding for a pet, hunting for penguins, or skilling. Are you training a certain skill, annoyed with the RNG, or simply bankstanding? You pick the content - I’ll pick the song!

I have included a small setlist on post three of this thread which includes some of my previous work. Simply click a song title to be taken directly to it. Please note that this isn't an exhaustive list, so please feel free to read through the pages of this thread.

I'm currently revamping these opening posts, so bear with me!
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:47 - Last edited on 02-Dec-2019 01:10:04 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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This week's featured song is...


Runaway
Parody of Runaway, by Bon Jovi.

In the wilds where you hunt penguins Twill talks about her purple lives,
She's made of purple: fantastic and cats,
A touch of purple in her eyes!

All her life she asked,
Where she'll shoot Freddie gonna punch for you?
She's been hunting in another world,
Whisperin' to post her message through.

No killa heard a single word she said,
As she just screams it on the night,
What was posting on her thread!

Oh, she's a little runaway!
Pengy girl runs fast,
All the Freds she would just shoot!
Ooh, she's a little runaway!

A different hunt every week,
Guaranteed to lock her thread!
Hunting out on the streets,
Purple is her superpower!

So she posts penguin's home,
'Cause there's no runnin' left in her,
There's only hunters that lurk in the Fortress,
Left there to shoot at her!

You know she likes Froudles' hunts,
That's right with her penguin whisper signs!
And she can't read Chuck's mind,
Missing peng she hoped to find!

Oh, she's a little runaway!
Pengy girl runs fast,
All the Freds she would just shoot!
Ooh, she's a little runaway!

No killa heard a single word she said,
As she just screams it on the night,
What was posting on her thread!

Oh, she's a little runaway!
Purple girl runs fast,
All the Freds she would just shoot!
Ooh, she's a little runaway!
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:56 - Last edited on 12-Jan-2020 00:37:41 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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A selection of my parodies!


Cute Bunny Tails
Fishin for Me
(Everything I Break), I Do if for Frou
Bobby Pie
NoSword the Swordless
Penguin Submarine
Livin' on a Pet
Froudigant Song
21 Posts
Penguin Rock
Annexing in the RS
2000 Posts
My Twilowna
Welcome to the Forums
Mr. RunePass Man
Purple Penguin Hunter
RuneScapian Rhapsody
RuneScape Time (Don't Let The Penguins Win)
We Built This City
Penguin Hunt-thon
Money for Nothin
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin
Any Way You Slay It
Tie Your Dino Down
Double Double Double
Some Paddock to Clean
Suspicious Mounds
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24-Apr-2018 01:35:08 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2019 03:18:16 by Trewavas

Cherry Waves

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Ah you did it :)

I agree you should post your previous songs either here or another thread Fred to archive their gloriousness

How about a song in honoUr of getting your first ever 99?
Boop!
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Bleghy

24-Apr-2018 21:14:00

Trewavas
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I'll consider it, but there's like 26 of them now. As Firemaking was my first 99, here you go:


'Wav on Fire
(Parody of: Man on Fire, by Roger Taylor)

I burn these streets each and every day,
Lightin' lines of fire just to earn my cape,
Just to level up to max someday.
But the fires are hot and lines they break,
When you spend gold all you got is logs;
Don't it make you start to chop the trees?

Sometimes I feel like a 'Wav on fire,
Sometimes I feel like it's a pointless skill,
Sometimes I want to burn down this Grand Exchange!


Bonus 'Cherry' material:

She's a Killer Cherry,
Dynamite with the post beam,
Guaranteed to warp your mind,
Every time.
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24-Apr-2018 21:31:38 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:41:10 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.
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28-Apr-2018 02:05:06

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