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Trewavas
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Down on the Farm
Parody of Down on the Farm, by the UK Subs.

All I need is some herblore runs now,
Before I do some creature some harm!
I grow some rotten vegetables,
Down here on the farm!

Nopenguin comes to see me,
No tractor to turn on!
I ain't even got a plover,
Down here on the farm!

They told me to train my herby,
They sent me on some run!
But my creatures eat like chancers,
Down here on the farm!

Growin' cactus by shanty,
Ain't no heat here to do me harm!
But I see a dragon from a dungeon,
Down here on the farm!

I found a thousand letters,
All from a talking skull!
But I never see no postman,
Down here on the farm!

I nurse my baby chinchompa, I say,
Come explode for me now!
But she just holds my beans now,
Down here on the farm!

I see my implings in a wheatfield,
I store my creatures in my barn!
Well everything smells like cow poop!
Down here on the farm!

Blue skies and farming troughs,
And no summoning charm!
But I'd rather train alone as solo,
Than down here on the farm!
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03-Nov-2019 16:20:53

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Ardy City Garden
Parody of English Country Garden, by The Darkness.

It was a farm-run break and I was breath...less,
When I saw her knitin' in that farming chair!
She said, "will you lend a hand?" and I said "yes"
My farm and farmer Fred's prizewinning rooster!
Farm running in the members land fields where I,
I farmed for her and she grew beans for me!

I carved "farm for free" in the scales of a corpse in an Ardy City Garden,
I screamed about while healing 'eights' in an Ardy City Garden,
Yaks succumbed to my blows, yielded no baby friend in an Ardy City Garden,
Beneath the skybox now, we farmed through nights in an Ardy City Garden!

Jivin', Jivin', Jivin', Jivin'!

We did a shop at the Windmill farm, what a farce!
Everybody ran from the goblin stance!
But I've never seen a bale of hay hide a peng!
I was a farmifide shoveling genius!
Farm running in the autumn lands where,
I farmed for you and you rotated for me!

We found some shards as we were mucking out in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Took me under your wing when I had my sing in an Ardy City Garden!
You gave my farm a boost, for you I produced in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Just as I bought permits you were moody in an Ardy City Garden!

Pulled out the chins and farmed the crops in an Ardy City Garden!

Beans were meager, you were no big leaguer in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Seeds were scattered, never really mattered in an Ardy City Garden!
I saw me leave the farm with my cape now on in an Ardy City Garden!

Jivin', Jivin', Jivin', Jivin'!

Woo!
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07-Nov-2019 22:36:36

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

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Seek Your Roaming Peng
Parody of Keep Yourself Alive, by Queen.

I was pinged a million times,
Of all the penguins on our scape.
Track - you find a little penguin,
Little pumpkin to escape!

But if it crossed a Eagle river,
And you searched a million times,
Then it'd still be where you started,
Bush and beak now for a thread!

Well I wrote a million song posts,
On a forum thready thing.
But I never saw my ghost friend,
On any plateau way up high.

Now you say your Froud's are telling you,
"Move my humble peng"
But I tell you just be farming them -
Stay right where you are!

Seek your roaming peng, yeah
Seek your roaming peng!
Ooh, it'll take you all your time and night sleeps!
Freddie, you'll survive!
Ow

Well I've spied a million penguins,
In a gnomic winding maze!
And I asked a million hintings,
Sought for me by friendly bears!

Give me every peng my week,
To feed my herblore skilling gains!
And I'll grind my roaming penguins,
Maybe I can bring them luck?

I was pinged a million times,
Of all the penguins that were moved!
How I had to keep on spying
And get trapping everyday!

But if it crossed a Eagle river,
And you searched a million times,
Then it'd still be where you started,
Same house where he started!

Seek your roaming peng, yeah
Seek your roaming peng!
Ooh, it'll take you all your time and night sleeps!
Freddie, you'll survive!
Ow
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10-Nov-2019 05:04:32 - Last edited on 11-Nov-2019 21:45:00 by Trewavas

Twillow
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If not for pengs
My sky would fall
Rain would gather too
Without the pengs I'd be nowhere at all
I'd be lost if not for pengs
We'll let you skip puzzles when you let us skip bosses. ~Foxxie

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12-Nov-2019 13:53:24

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Suspicious Mounds
Parody of Suspicious Minds, by Elvis Presley.

It's caught in a trap,
He can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Why can't you see,
That you're trapped in a rock.
When you don't listen to a word I say?

You can now live together,
With suspicious mounds (suspicious mounds),
And we can trap our pengs,
By suspicious mounds!

So, if an old Twill I know,
Stops by to wave hello,
Would I still see suspicion in your mounds?

Here we spy again,
Searching for my peng!
You can't see the moves my fear,
I'm spying (Yes I'm spying)

You can live on together,
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)
And we can trap our pengs,
By suspicious mounds!

Oh, let our herders survive!
Or save the Froudles from wilds,
Let's don't let a good Fred die...
When Pengy, you know,
I've always screamed at you...
Mmm yeah, yeah

It's caught in a trap,
He can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Why can't you see,
That you're trapped in a rock.
When you don't listen to a word I say?

Don't you know I'm killed by a mound,
It can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Don't you know I'm killed by a mound,
It can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!
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13-Nov-2019 18:26:29 - Last edited on 22-Nov-2019 20:38:29 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Just Fade Away
Parody of Just Fade Away, by Stiff Little Fingers.

I ask for cash and she gives me coin,
Why can't she see it's obvious?
I mean no harm I do now post,
I place my port but she don't care.

I go around to craft my bows,
I'll just catch the coins that he drops!
Husband up; makes me sad,
And I don't know when to stop.

What am I supposed to do?
How to gently break the news?
How to get the message through?
Perhaps I should just fade away.

I asked for coin and she gave in,
Then she cried out I felt mean!
I really want some more of her,
So I barge in, she walks across.

She smiles at me, I beg some more!
But she cries out yet again!
I try to kill, she flees from me,
But her clothing's what's really plain.

What am I supposed to do?
Got to get the message through
Got to make her see the truth
I wish she would just fade away.

Do you want to quest, do Love Story?
As Anja fades, is she clear enough for you?

I asked for coin, she told me flat,
That she'll have no change to feed cat.
I really tried to make a cheer,
Hengel he don't like me near.

If I come round you won't be in,
I can no longer see her face!
If we skill now, you'll count her out,
As poor Anja just fades away!

Fade away
When Anja ghosts
When Anja ghosts
When Anja ghosts
Fade away.
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13-Nov-2019 21:23:14

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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No One But You - A tribute to Freddie Mercury.
Parody of No One But You, by Queen.

A roaming Fred upon the forums,
A Twillow reaching for a penguin.
Is it cool to be a legend?
You simply wished for a friend.

And everywhere the torn and broken plastic,
On every beach, every cove.
Someone inspires me!
Someone like you!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
They're only trying to be like a Fred song,
But I post on,
Without you.

Another tricky little Fred song,
I turn to cheer at your Live Aid strut!
And I find myself thinking,
Well, I guess I'll never know that.

Yes, you performed in my town once!
Grabbed the Rog' from up the road!
Well, you became a sensation!
You found your love too!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
I'm only crying to my screen now,
But I post on,
Without you.

And now the parody must be over,
I stress, I'll never stand before you.
I commence to crying,
To clean all of the sand.

And so I'll write another song now!
And raise my crown one more time!
There's my place on the forums!
And I ain't never, never saying goodbye!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
I'm only crying to my screen now,
Crying for Freddie,
Crying for no one,
No one but you.
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