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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Thanks. :) I've dug out some more as a special treat for you. I do have a full version of 'Bat out of Hell' somewhere, but it's like 6000 characters long!

Here's one I wrote for Nosword, and his struggle for a pet:

Liviní on a Pet
Parody of: Liviní on a Prayer, by Bon Jovi

Once upon a timeÖ not so long agoÖ
Nosword used to work on Runecraft,
Pets have been on strike,
Heís down on his luck; itís tough, oh so tough.
Nosword works his skills all day,
Working for the pet,
He brings home his XP for bores, for bores!

He says; you gotta skill now, to get that pet!
It doesnít make a difference if you hate it or not!
You got the forums, and thatís enough for cheer,
So, give it a shot!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
Take my ess, and youíll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
Yeah.

Nosword's playing Old-school right now,
Now heís holding on, with no sword or no pet,
Itís tough, oh it's tough.
Nosword dreams of getting the pet,
When you get twenty-five thousand in the hour,
Swordy screams; Wav, Iím so dry!
SomedayÖ

Youíve got to hold on, to tally and ess,
It doesnít make a difference which alter you use!
Youíve got your runes now, and thatís enough for Mage!
So, give it a blast!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
Take my ess, and youíll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
Yeah.

O youíve got to craft now, Runeys or not,
You live for the pet but a thousand youíre dry!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
Take my ess, and youíll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Liviní on a Pet!
(Repeat x2)

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11-Jun-2018 21:41:15 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2018 00:57:30 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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And, one I wrote for Froud, with special attention paid to Dentists.

Froudigant Song
Parody of: The Immigrant Song, by Led Zeppelin

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the dent's and threads,
From the chat lounges, where the strange talk flows!
The drill of the 'Wav,
We'll drive our Rolls to new lands!
To fight the Sword and be dentists!
Froudy, I am coming!

On we sweep with forceps flow!
Our only goal will be the pre-molars!

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the teeth and fills,
From the rotting teeth where the pain it flows.
How soft your hair so nice,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the aches of teeth.
Hunted Pengs together!

On we sweep with the dentist chair!
Our only goal will be the threads we share!

So now you'd better stop - and wash your mouth,
For Wav and Froud can win the day despite the balding Sword!

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

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11-Jun-2018 21:45:19 - Last edited on 29-Nov-2019 05:43:48 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Ah, elusive pet. :(

Here's another oldie:

Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee (version two)
Parody of: Money Money Money, by Abba

I 'Scape all night, I farm all day, to pay the sub' I have to play,
Ain't it sad!
And still the price I have to play, it seems to rise; but not for me...
Forum rants!
With my 'Scape rates, I have a plan;
I got me a grandfathered rate!
No need for extra sterling, I can take my time to increase my Slay...

Money, money, money
Must be funny!
With the Queenies Head!
Micro, micro, micro,
Cats get richer!
In their merching clans!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money!
Prayer exp-erie-nce!

It's a Wavy song!

A game like this is hard to play, when you best friend quits for good,
Ain't it sad!
And though I had the chance to go only threads remain for me,
Singing songs!
But I will stay, I have to stay,
With my Crown, no Moustache!
And win a fortune from a clue in a game, my life will never be the same...

Money, money, money,
Blame the Brexxy!
Typical excuse!
Money, money, money,
Summer Updates!
I keep my cash in pouch!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things that I could do!
If I had a little more money!
Gift some bonds to frees?

Money, money, money,
British Money!
Sat in vaults up high!
Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee,
RuneScape Banks!
In their pixel lands!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money!
Increase my rate up high?

It's a Wavy song!

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13-Jun-2018 02:33:07 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2018 02:43:42 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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The Seven Count of Twil'
Parody of: The Seven Seas of Rhye, by Queen


Fear me you threads and forum posters!
I descend upon your threads from my Sub'
I command my Penguin army you Penguin hunters!
'Till I lose the Peng I'm tracking...
The Twelve Pengs of Froud!

Can you hear me you Wavs and Cherry Waves?
I stand before you purple to the hair!
I will destroy any thread that abuses six!
I swear that I'll reset them!
The Seven Count of Twil!

Twillow; I hunt and count for you!
Froudy; hunt that lost peng!
You are purple and I write
Songs for you forever!

Storm the forum games you fly through!
By seven and nein you reset the forum counts!
Then I'll defy the laws of the threads and start from a one!
Then I'll get you!

Be gone with you, you reset and purple gal,
Post on my threads, leave out the annual day,
I challenge the mighty Penguins but you're losing them...
And with a smile...
I'll take you to the Seven Count of Twil!
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13-Jun-2018 03:02:15 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2018 13:22:14 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Loki Down Under
Parody of Land Down Under, by Men at Work.



Posting in a dried-out thread now,
On a High-Level thread full of counters,
I met a strange Wavy, he wrote the songies,
He poked some fun at me and named me twice!
And Wav' Said...

Do you come from a land down under?
Upside down and poor wifi?
Don't you hate, can't you like that hug thread?
You better hulk, you better post your fish!

Going green from a guy in Varrock!
He was a green giant, and full of fish threads!
Loki said, "do you like-a my green look bro?"
He just smiled and gave him a Green Party Hat,
And he said...

Forum Games from a Loki Down Under,
With directories and friends chat threads!
Can't you hear, can't you hear the Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch social!

Lyin' in a den in Taverley!
With Green Skin, and a directory!
He said to the 'purp, "are you trying to tempt me...
Because we can't count to the five of twenty?"
And Wav said...

He's just Loki From Down Under!
Where green hats flow and men count posts,
Can't you hear, can't you hear that Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch the threads!

Forum Games from a Loki Down Under,
With directories and friends chat threads!
Can't you hear, can't you hear the Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch social!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Queenie reins and the wifi fails,
Didn't you hear, didn't you hear, he likes his green?
You better post, you better post your count!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Where fishies flow and post threads,
Can't you see, can't you see the resets?
You better post, you better post your count!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Where fishies flow and post threads,
Can't you see, can't you see the resets?
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16-Jun-2018 00:22:46 - Last edited on 16-Jun-2018 00:25:14 by Trewavas

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