Once apon a time there was a group of unicorns, they were stalked and followed by a bald man called Nico (who has an awesome beard). The unicorns couldn’t understand why this man was following them so they hid everytime he appeared. But one day a unicorn baby (kalfie) stooped and asked why he was following them. Nico said “because I want to be fabulous darling like you” Another unicorn called Jayne over heard so she improvised and stuck an ice cream cone on his head and knighted him the spikacorn angry rhino.
They all lived happily ever after in Unthinkable land
One day in Unthinkable land there was a bunch of uNICOrns who were playing with their pet spikacorn. Since his creation made by brokenlove he has become part of the family. However one day the spikacorn started to get angry. The other unicorns couldn’t understand why he was angry since unicorns are always fabulous. Jayne the unicorn was baffled and wondered why he was that way. Was the ice cream melting? Was he finally realising he is a hoooman with a cone on his head? Jayne told him to stop acting like a stupid rhino and start being fabulous.
Spikacorn got even more angry and charged at Jayne shouting ANGRYYYYY RHINOOOO.