Hello and welcome to the fifth installment of King of the Hill!
The object of this game is simple:
Become king of the hill. Fight over the hill, win the game. Of course... you never actually win, because there's always more people fighting. But that's half the fun!
2000 (last thread): The Omni1 1 - Forum Lord 500 - Lord Morzahn 1000 - 1337 - 1500 - 2000 -
- Last edited on 23-Nov-2012 17:40:35 by Galaman
Galaman - This is me. Magery (Odium Reigns) - This is not me. I AM SPEARER - He confused people a while ago. Wolflord7777 - I failed at spelling his name. Lsuvsfar - I forgot to pay attention to this thread so I don't really know who this person is.
Former Regular List (regulars that haven't posted for a while):
Legless (Legless562) - He asked, he asked, he asked, and finally he got on about two threads ago. Morzahn (Lord Morzahn) - Spent the last thread fighting someone and never claimed the hill at all. Kay (Saucekay2) - This is the person Morzahn was fighting. Gnu (Gnuispir8) - He is a new-ish regular. Nite (G Nite3) - He is also a new-ish regular. James (Jamesedison1) - He has epicness. According to him. Gavo (Lord Gavo) - He steals the hill repeatedly. Ash (Ashlin107) - He is a third new-ish regular. Script Mak3r - I accidentally lost whatever it was that was said about him when I moved him onto the Former Regular list.
I now declare this thread open.
MAY THE CARNAGE BEGIN!
- Last edited on 10-Feb-2013 14:49:08 by Galaman
I never go blasting off, so I can't be blasting off again. Also, Fus Do Rah is not a spell, and so I'm DEFINITELY not blasting off anywhere. Now, for your stupidity, Torenth bites you in half, burns you with a flame a mile long, then blows your ashes into the wind.
I then crush the tombstone and defile the grave of your root beer.
Never try to say what I say, because you're never right.
As you swing the tombstone at me, I duck, pull my sword, slice you across the chest, then slash your hands, making you drop the tombstone. I then stab you straight through the heart, instantly killing you.
i didnt say what you said... anyways
*respawns a few feet from the hill and throws a vial full of some terrible Magery's Brain lemonade at gnu, scraping his neck and the drink seeps through the wound, killing him*
P.S.: never say that i'm never right again. that really happened.Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
- Last edited on 10-Mar-2012 18:16:45 by jimothyfurer