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Welcome to Bwian's Gloopy Awards!
Anti-clan Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop and low-effort clan The Holy Church of Gloop have joined forces!




(Bwian's is rather deserted and most of its folks hang out at Gloop now, so it was this or completely abandonging Bwian's and its leader who hardly visits us anyway. Since I am the only one from Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop that is also a member of The Holy Church of Gloop and I created both awards, it was best that the honours of making this thread befall on me.)

We are proud to bring you a new place to nominate posts for and (help) elect the winners of the M.U.P.A.Q. and I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Awards™, brought together under the conglomeration Bwian's Gloopy Awards©.

See the next post for a signpost pointing to the different corners of this place.





DISCLAIMER

If you think all of this should be taken seriously, read our Gloopy Bible and reform your opinion.
We are a combination of a lazy shop descended from a lazy band of anti-clan rebels and a low-effort religion praising gloop descended from a low-effort clan. Also, don't listen to Jedi Master Mace Windu.

We don't take ourselves seriously, so neither should you.
Also, bite my shiny metal ass!
END OF DISCLAIMER
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

19-Nov-2019 20:50:59 - Last edited on 25-Dec-2019 09:51:28 by Kings Abbot

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All gloopy content to be found aroud here


Note that the portals are rather gloopy and do not always bring you to the top of the post that they should bring you to. Normally part of the post is still somewhere visible on your screen.

Opening post
(in case you somehow missed it)

Gloopy content
(this post, no idea why you want to click this, but you'll see it will bring you back here. Dew it!)

General Rules of Bwian's Gloopy Awards


Rules of the M.U.P.A.Q. Award™


Rules of the I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™


Current M.U.P.A.Q. Award™ nominees


Current I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™ nominees


Gloopy Hall of Fame


Gloopy Bible
(including one psalm written by Freddie Trewavas)
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 26-Dec-2019 09:08:20 by Kings Abbot

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General rules of Bwian's Gloopy Awards©


Zeroth rule

If two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third one, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.

First rule

You do not talk about Fight Club.

Second rule

Bwian's Gloopy Awards© were created as a comical and friendly way of pointing out that someone was either not helping or asking unnecessary questions.
If you don't agree, too bad, but we can't force you to. Try not to win one would be my advice.
The Awards are chosen every three months, and nominated posts must be posted in the right interval, but nominating it can still be done shortly after. The three-month intervals are the following:
- January, February and March,
- April, May and June,
- July, August and September, and
- October, November and December
These intervals start at 00:00 Jagex time and end at 23:59:59 Jagex time (or whatever timezone is used below every forum post).

Third rule

Deliberate attempts at trolling will NOT be nominated for Bwian's Gloopy Awards. We do not encourage rule-breaking or disruptive behaviour.

th rule

As a result of the third rule, anyone trying to win one of Bwian's Gloopy Awards© is permanently disqualified from ever winning one.
(I can't write pi correctly on the forums, so I used an image instead)

Current list of disqualified people:
- Corugi
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
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19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 23-Dec-2019 18:45:41 by Kings Abbot

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Fourth rule

Although the members of Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop and The Holy Church of Gloop decide the winner of each award, the public can cast their vote for each Award and this could influence our final decision. We can't promise but you can certainly try!
Voting season starts immediately when each intervals ends and lasts for seven days, ending on the seventh at 23:59:59. After that, (some of) the members of Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop and The Holy Church of Gloop privately decide who should win each Award.
You can only cast a vote on an Award if you are not nominated for it. Nominees are automatically prohibited to vote on the prize they were nominated for (as not to skew the results in their or others favour). Nominees can vote for the Award(s) they are not nominated for though.

Fifth rule

How to nominate: quote the unhelpful/blind post, just say something like "nominated for the XXX Award" and post it, then quote your own post, copy it and post it on this forum.
The post the nominated post was failing to help or contained the unseen answer can be quoted or referred to too, but this is not necessary.

Sixth rule

If the thread containing a nominee is in danger of being eaten by Chewie (), it is allowed to be bumped back up to prevent the nominee from leaving the contest. I asked Chewie and he's is okay with it. Winning threads are much tastier apparently.

Current bumper is Tophurious.

Six-and-a-halfth rule

If the thread gets locked or the post or whole thread hidden, the nomination still stands.
If we can remember what it was about of course.
Which we can't guarantee.
In the case we do forget, the nominee is very lucky and should praise both Bwian and the Hallowed Gloop to make it stay that way.
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2019 18:29:00 by Kings Abbot

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Seventh rule

FiFi LaFeles said:
Please - no bulling. This is a bull-free zone.
Any bulls found in this area will be towed away.


Eighth rule

Do not assume our shape. We're definitely not a circle. If anything, we identify most with a five-dimensional trapezoid.

Ninth rule

No bashing Star Wars, Star Trek, The Orville, Battlestar Galactica, The Expanse, Futurama, Lord of the Rings, Queen, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers or Blackadder.

Tenth rule

There is no tenth rule.

Eleventh rule

There is also no eleventh rule.

Twelfth rule

There is also no - you get it.

Thirteenth rule

There is al- still reading?

Fourteenth rule

There is a fourteenth rule!
No wait, there isn't.

Fifteenth rule

Nope, no sixteenth rule either.

Sixteenth rule

There is no sixteenth rule, just like there is no sixteenth chapel.

Seventeenth rule

Surprised there's no seventeenth rule either?

Eighteenth rule

Still going huh? Impressive. Most impressive.

Nineteenth rule

I'm getting tired of you, you know?

Twentieth rule

Sigh... Get lost.









Forty-second rule

Also no bashing The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And no stealing our fish!
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 26-Dec-2019 09:07:19 by Kings Abbot

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Rules of the M.U.P.A.Q. Award™


The M.U.P.A.Q. Award stands for
M
ost
U
nhelpful
P
ost to
A
nswer a
Q
uestion.
It is given to someone who answers someone's question with totally irrelevant info, mostly because the answering person didn't read OP's question (properly).

For example:
OP
: Where can I find a willow tree to train my Woodcutting on?
4s3m3stP3rs0n0f4ll
: You need level 30 Woodcutting to cut a willow tree.

In this case, 4s3m3stP3sr0n0f4ll can be nominated for the M.U.P.A.Q. Award™.

The winner of the M.U.P.A.Q. Award™ is given a low-effort bowl of delicious lychees.



Yes, there's a typo.
We're too lazy to fix it.
We don't care, so neither should you.
Also, if you don't like lychees, prepare to burn in gloopy hell.
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop really needs some costumers, the
Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2019 09:12:00 by Kings Abbot

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Rules of the I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™


The I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™ stands for
I
'm
B
lind
A
s
T
he
A
nswer
W
as
A
lready
T
here.
It is given to someone who asks a question while the answer was already mentioned in an earlier post in that thread. If the answer was given in the post directly above, the person makes extra chance of winning it.
The time between the answer and the unnecessary question will be checked as they could be posted so close after each other that the answer was not there when the person decided to ask the question as a thread doesn't automatically refresh on your screen when a post is added.

For example:
OP
: I need to make a cake for the Duke of Lumbridge's birthday, but I can't make the extra fine flower at the Taverley watermill.
S0m3Dud30nTh3Forums
: The extra fine flower is made at the windmill of Lumbridge by talking to Millie Miller. Follow the road on the west side of river Lum from Lumbridge north, then west. You'll see the mill and a field with wheat next to the road. Take an empty pot with you.
4s3m3stP3rs0n0f4ll
: Where can I find the Lumbridge windmill?

In this case, 4s3m3stP3sr0n0f4ll can be nominated for the I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™.

The winner of the I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™ is given a song made by our house-artist Freddie Trewavas. The song is called Postblind and is a parody of Snowblind from Black Sabbath. It is found as a psalm in our
Gloopy Bible
.
No, the reason for it being placed there is not because there was no room left in this post for it.
You have no evidence at all of su
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Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
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19-Nov-2019 20:51:08 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2019 09:14:10 by Kings Abbot

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Current M.U.P.A.Q. Award™ nominees


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Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
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Current I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Award™ nominees


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Holy Church of Gloop
has reincarnated itself, and the Wiki needs your help!
Mostly Harmless

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