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Tophurious
Dec Gold Premier Club Member 2014

Tophurious

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If you're thinking this thread is low effort trash then you're right.
:)

Holy Church of Gloop is now open for recruiting. If interested leave a reply here and I'll eventually respond. If you have any questions I am more likely to reply on the forums than in game. If I stop replying to your questions then I've likely decided I don't want you for my clan. It's important to have standards ;)

What Holy Church of Gloop offers: Nothing of value.

Why join? Clan chat is virtually nonexistent so you won't have to be disturbed while you play the game. This also means there is no drama which is really nice.


Requirements for joining: Posting on this thread and praising
Lil Gloop
along with stating why you wish to join. It would also be helpful to know which activities you participate in when you play the game.
If you do not wish to join then you may guest as much as you like as long as you don't annoy me.
You will need to PM me for the guest PIN if you wish to guest.

Rules: I haven't thought of any rules yet. Just don't be a bigger jackass than i am.


Holy Church of Gloop is the proud sponsor of the MUPAQ and IBATAWAT awards! Post 3 lists our nominees for these very special prizes. Check in daily for updates and new nominees (or don't because effort).

Kings Abbot said:
The MUPAQ Award is given to someone who doesn’t read someone else’s question properly and is thus showing a low effort. If there were no effort at all, they wouldn’t have posten anything. These people would be the perfect additions to our collection clan.

Kings Abbot said:
I've been thinking of making another prize. I've seen people ask things while the answer is already given earlier (usually the post above it) Tell us about useless, low effort, non trolly posts here!
Read the gloopy bible written by Kings Abbot!
Do you like towels?

30-Jan-2019 21:53:21 - Last edited on 04-Nov-2019 16:11:44 by Tophurious

Tophurious
Dec Gold Premier Club Member 2014

Tophurious

Posts: 9,004Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile


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Due to lack of qualified candidates Holy Church of Gloop will no longer be reaching out to players for recruitment. If you believe you or someone you know is worthy of joining this amazing clan then be sure to post here!

-Either Bwian's Towel & Grief shop is aim
ing to infiltrate this amazing clan or we've successfully gained 2 members. Either way expect Kings Abbot to be dishing out slimy punishment on the noobs around here.


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Noobs and elitist scum alike are now welcome here! Feel free to guest while CC is still open to everyone!


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All accounts found to be associated with C-town and Knights of Saradomin will now be banned because reasons.


-Holy Church of Gloop is now a proud sponsor of the MUPAQ award!

-Clan name has been changed to Holy Church of Lil Gloop! Don't worry we're still carcinogenic! :D:D:D

- We're hosting the IBATAWAT award for those who ask questions that have already been answered!

-The Holy Church of Gloop is not associated with Nonmax Jake. This player is a heretic. Tell us about useless, low effort, non trolly posts here!
Read the gloopy bible written by Kings Abbot!
Do you like towels?

30-Jan-2019 21:55:42 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2019 04:30:10 by Tophurious

Tophurious
Dec Gold Premier Club Member 2014

Tophurious

Posts: 9,004Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Most Unhelpful Post to Answer a Question (MUPAQ)™ Award nominees.



Krystelle said:
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Asahel Frost said:
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DoctorDharok said:
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Krystelle said:
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Southeaster said:
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Louiellen said:
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Kings Abbot said:
And another one!

Kings Abbot said:
yammaniow said:
always use the maximum security that you can, may take a few seconds to log on but makes it harder for the idiots out there!

Golly, we got a M.U.P.A.Q. Award™ Nominee here too!

Previous MUPAQ winners: Tuffty.


I'm Blind As The Answer Was Already There (IBATAWAT) award nominees.


Master Bids said:
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Skod River said:
.:)

Wynd said:
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Molly Weazly said:
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333333333 said:
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Harposgirl said:
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Ladyolake said:
y

Dong U Dead said:
. Tell us about useless, low effort, non trolly posts here!
Read the gloopy bible written by Kings Abbot!
Do you like towels?

30-Jan-2019 21:55:46 - Last edited on 12-Dec-2019 03:06:44 by Tophurious

FiFi LaFeles
Dec Member 2015

FiFi LaFeles

Posts: 20,844Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
My favourite vegetable is: Chocolate Bananas.
Reason I'd like to join: I don't want to join.

I'd like to Guest though. I hope you don't mind if I suddenly blurt swear words from time to time, shout "YAY!!!" repeatedly every time I achieve some insignificant level-up and constantly ask fuckwit questions that are easily answerable be me simply looking at the Wiki.

My favourite activities are bankstanding and poking things with my Yaktwee Stick.

:D
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

04-Feb-2019 10:57:38

FiFi LaFeles
Dec Member 2015

FiFi LaFeles

Posts: 20,844Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
You're doing well.
A Guest (when I can be arsed to actually log in) and a potential member-on-an-alt.

Grief, and Bwian's, never had a single member at all.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

09-Feb-2019 01:25:03

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