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Corugi

Corugi

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Can you write a song about our anti-clan, GRIEF?

For inspiration you can find our clan thread here: LINK

I did try myself, but it wasn't very good. Look.

Verse 1.

"Oh! Oh! CLAN GRIEF! Oh! Oh! OH!!!!"
"Yes! CLAN GRIEF! Oh! Oh! Oh! OHHHHH oh!!!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh!"
"CLAN GRIEF!"

Chorus.

"ohhhhh! Oh! OHHHH! OH!"
"Ohhhh oooooh! OH!"
"Oh! Oh!!!! Ohhhh! Oh!!!"
"Ohhhh oooooh! OH! CLAN GRIEF!"

and that was as far as I got.

Perhaps I should have written it in a minor chord progression, without any of those silly major 9ths? Noob much? Help can be found here: Noobs unAnonymous

02-May-2018 03:42:42 - Last edited on 02-May-2018 03:45:24 by Corugi

Corugi

Corugi

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Bwian, eh?

Dear Mr Trewavas.

I am pleased to announce that your suggestion has made a major contribution to the name of our new clan.

Please consider this post to be a bump for your lyrically worthy thread.

Best regards from the cheerful and well armed staff at Bwain's Towel and Grief Shop. Noob much? Help can be found here: Noobs unAnonymous

10-Jul-2018 09:33:58

Corugi

Corugi

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Dear Mr Trewavas.

I must bring to your attention a dire situation which has arisen within the ranks of a notorious anti-clan which currently masks its true evil nature under the name of "Bwain's Towel and Grief Shop"

Our accounts manager is leaving for good. An unprecedented event in Runescape since no one ever leaves Runescape.

Other than invoking the power of the Dark Forces and reversing the flow of time itself we can see no way to retain the presence of our much beloved Krista.

Unfortunately this option is no longer available to us since we didn't pay our last bill to the Dark Forces and they now refuse to undertake any work on our behalf.

Therefore to mark her departure we request that you put to work your mighty talents and compose a song for her Runescapian seppuku. Such art as you compose will be copied into the appropriate forum to mark a heroic adieu to one who has served the heinous purposes of our despicable anti-clan so well. Noob much? Help can be found here: Noobs unAnonymous

16-Jul-2018 04:28:44

Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said:
Mr Biggus Corugus,

I have delivered the said song. I think its origins are obvious. I left a few 'always look on the bright side of life' lines in as it seemed somewhat appropriate.

Dear Mr Trewavas.

You have not disappointed us with your remarkable song crafting skills. I am so impressed with your song that I have taken the liberty of etching the lyrics onto my forehead. However I confess that due to the length of the song and therefore the extremely small font the tattoo artist had to use, I am finding people are getting up real close and personal to read it, almost as if they are examining, with exquisite interest, my blackheads , of which I have many.

So in the interests of serving the wider interests of the greater community, and the privacy of my many blackheads, I am copy pasting this sweet eulogy of Krista's departure into the Rants chat forum, where she has recently announced her forthcoming ritual self-depixelation. Noob much? Help can be found here: Noobs unAnonymous

18-Jul-2018 06:08:39

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