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Hi all,

Welcome to
RuneScapian Rhapsody
, the thread inspired by the art of music which is dedicated to creating musical parodies out of everything RuneScape!

This thread was initially created to bring together and document the various song parodies that I had created, including all of my Queen parodies - hence the title of this thread. However, this has now expanded in scope as
I am now taking requests!


Indeed, members of the RuneScape community are more than welcome to suggest or request a parody. It could be about grinding for a pet, hunting for penguins, or skilling. Are you training a certain skill, annoyed with the RNG, or simply bankstanding? You pick the content - I’ll pick the song!

I have included a small setlist on post three of this thread which includes some of my previous work. Simply click a song title to be taken directly to it. Please note that this isn't an exhaustive list, so please feel free to read through the pages of this thread.

I'm currently revamping these opening posts, so bear with me!
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:47 - Last edited on 02-Dec-2019 01:10:04 by Trewavas

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This week's featured song is... (a refined!)


RuneScape Time (Don't let the Penguins win)
Parody of Christmas Time, (Don't let the bells end), by The Darkness.

Playing RuneScape with Twillow,
And the pengs we despise over thread chats,
With Froud.
On the mid-weeking day,
Of the Twelfth month,
The penguins they are roaming,
Roaming free!

How we spy out-
When snowmen roam in Scape,
Who we can't spy!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Well, the Freddie he writes,
And pines for his friend who left the RuneScape,
And it still it hurts!
You've got your padlocks,
Spent the best part of the year hunting penguins!
How they hide!

So that's why we hunt,
Each and every RuneScaping day!
So they can't hide!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!

Curse underneath, the Yew tree leaf,
When you can't see!
They hid away, upon Mort Myre lands,
Now how is Hill gonna trap it in the keep?

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:56 - Last edited on 03-Dec-2019 03:38:06 by Trewavas

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A selection of my parodies!


Cute Bunny Tails
Fishin for Me
(Everything I Break), I Do if for Frou
Bobby Pie
NoSword the Swordless
Penguin Submarine
Livin' on a Pet
Froudigant Song
21 Posts
Penguin Rock
Annexing in the RS
2000 Posts
My Twilowna
Welcome to the Forums
Mr. RunePass Man
Purple Penguin Hunter
RuneScapian Rhapsody
RuneScape Time (Don't Let The Penguins Win)
We Built This City
Penguin Hunt-thon
Money for Nothin
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin
Any Way You Slay It
Tie Your Dino Down
Double Double Double
Some Paddock to Clean
Suspicious Mounds
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24-Apr-2018 01:35:08 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2019 03:18:16 by Trewavas

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I'll consider it, but there's like 26 of them now. As Firemaking was my first 99, here you go:


'Wav on Fire
(Parody of: Man on Fire, by Roger Taylor)

I burn these streets each and every day,
Lightin' lines of fire just to earn my cape,
Just to level up to max someday.
But the fires are hot and lines they break,
When you spend gold all you got is logs;
Don't it make you start to chop the trees?

Sometimes I feel like a 'Wav on fire,
Sometimes I feel like it's a pointless skill,
Sometimes I want to burn down this Grand Exchange!


Bonus 'Cherry' material:

She's a Killer Cherry,
Dynamite with the post beam,
Guaranteed to warp your mind,
Every time.
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24-Apr-2018 21:31:38 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:41:10 by Trewavas

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Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.
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28-Apr-2018 02:05:06

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Thanks for the kind words Dong u Dead, here, have a gift :D:

Cute Bunny Tails
(Parody of: Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen)


Are you gonna buy me with RuneCoins tonight?
Ah, down on that backslot where it's right!
Are you gonna hop it all around?
Cute Bunny Tails,
You make the RuneScape world go round!

I was just a pumpkin head,
Never knew cute from dead,
But I knew bunnys before I left my farming patch!
Left alone with Bugs the Bunny,
His cute tail it was so funny,
Heck, big bunny, you gave your tail up, for me!
Hey Hey!

I've been singing with the 'Wav,
Across the forums, on his thread,
My tail has seen ev'ry forum poster on the way!
The cutest little ball of warming fur,
Only worth a few RuneyCoins,
This cosmetic, gonna join me like a friend!

Oh, you gonna buy me with RuneCoin tonight?
Oh, down on that backslot where it's right!
Oh, and you gonna hop it all around?
Cute Bunny Tails, You make the RuneScape world go round!
Cute Bunny Tails, You make the RuneScape world go round!
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29-Apr-2018 00:45:05 - Last edited on 29-Apr-2018 01:20:15 by Trewavas

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Here you go, Cherry:

Iron Man
(Parody of: Iron Man, by Black Sabbath)

I. AM. IRONMAN

Has he lost mind?
Can he use the Grand Exchange?
Can he slay at all?
Unlike hardcores, he can't die!

He's not steel or rune,
Restricted life across the 'Scapes,
Chat badge highlights him,
Why should we care when he can't trade?

He was turned to rust,
In the great Waterfall Dungeon!
Rare dropped at his feet,
But he can never ever pick it up!

Nobody trades him,
He just waits for the grouping mode,
He could be a Hardcore,
Or could just play it safe


xBlue Rosesx said:
That's great OP!

Do you have a Youtube channel you can link?


Sadly not. I'm not much of a singer, so I'll restrict myself to typing!
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29-Apr-2018 01:07:07 - Last edited on 30-Apr-2018 03:49:18 by Trewavas

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Fishing for Me
Parody of: Growing on Me, by The Darkness

I can't go fish for you,
I don't know what to eat,
I don't even know who is questin' for who, yeah yeah,
'cause your location is quest locked yeah,
I can't get you out of my net,
I can't pretend that I like quests - it's not fair!

I'm being punished in the colony yeah,
I want to cook you but I'm afraid of just burning you,
A great spot for levelling up your skills,
But the original thread's now gone,
And we've only got ourselves to blame!

You're really Fishing for Me,
(or am I Fishing for You?)
You're really Fishing for Me,
(or am I Fishing for You?)
Any fish can see!
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30-Apr-2018 19:41:20 - Last edited on 30-Apr-2018 19:45:42 by Trewavas

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Ah, the new Robin Hood hat. Was once my favourite hat too. Here you go, FiFi:

(Everything I break), I do it for Frou
Parody of: (Everything I do), I do it for you - the Robin Hood soundtrack, by Bryan Adams


Look upon my hat,
You will see,
A broken piece of cloth.
Got it from a clue,
Feather on my hat,
But now my feather is like a piece of wood!

Don't tell me it's not worth hopin' for,
The revert, it's not worth postin' for,
You know it's true!
Everything I break,
I do it for Frou...

Look upon your hat,
You will find,
There's a feather on the wrong side,
Take it as it is?
With its wood?
I can't wear it now, I should pacify!

Don't tell me it's not worth Scrollin' for!
Was my favourite, there's nothin' I want more!
Revert it now,
Everything I break,
I do it for Frou!
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02-May-2018 11:39:08 - Last edited on 02-May-2018 11:56:05 by Trewavas

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I did think no song would be best, Corugi, but I relented.

Grief Must Go On
(Parody of: The Show Must Go On, by Queen)

Empty Clan Chats, what are we joining for?
Abandoned friends chats, I guess we know the score,
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?
Another good clan, another bad one comes,
Behind the griefing, of the anti-clan,
Made for Guthix, is anybody gonna restore the balance?

The griefs must go on,
The griefs must go on, yeah
Inside my annexed clan chat,
There's no ranks or no rules,
But the thread still posts on.

Declaring war now, against everyone,
Another griefing, another failed citadel,
On and on, does anybody know what we are posting for?
I guess I'm griefing (I'm griefing, griefing, griefing)
I must have title now,
I'll soon be leaving (leaving, leaving, leaving)
But you can't go!
Restoring the Wild its balanced,
But inside in the dark I'm aching for no rank!
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02-May-2018 12:23:16

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Here you go, Purrfurred. I sort of wrote it as a love song to Bob from Neite. :)


Bobby Pie
(Parody of: Cherry Pie, by Warrant)


He's my Bobby Pie,
Cute black fur, makes my whiskers twitch!
Stalks so good makes the Monsters hide!
Sweet Bobbie Pie oh yeah!

Well hangin' with Gertrude and playin' on her lawn,
Lovin' where we want, 'cause there ain't no cats around,
Explorin' to the Port and Explorin' to the Edge,
Human Against Monsters even though you are a cat yeah,

Hangin' with the Monsters and rulin' over our Geilinor,
Neite loves him, 'cause she really understands him,
Bounding around, like two lovers in a trance yeah,
Till they power up the ammy and tracked us right down,

I meow, you meow, we all meow, for him,
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore him!

He's my Bobby Pie,
Pickled dogs such a tasty little treat,
Tastes so good make a grown man cry!
Sweet Bobbie Pie oh yeah
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06-May-2018 12:49:44 - Last edited on 07-May-2018 23:05:01 by Trewavas

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There can be only one Majesty.

Now I'm Ear
(Parody of: Now I'm Here, by Queen)

Here I sleep (here I sleep)
Feel the twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch,
And you will feel me (and you will feel me)

Now I'm Ear (Now I'm Ear)
Now I'm Dead (now I'm Dead)
I'm just a... Just a new 'roach!
Yes you made me live again, wow!

A woman you were when I crawled in your head,
Like the ice of the night burnt bright,
The people all stared didn't understand
But you knew my name on sight!

Ooh just fetch the Lidocaine right now,
America's dead 'roach to be,
Ooh, don't worry hunny, I can feel it twitchin'

Down in the ear canal just roaches 'n' wax.
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06-May-2018 13:12:26 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 16:54:30 by Trewavas

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Money From Anja
(Parody of: Money for Nothin', by Dire Straits)

Now look at that Anja, that's the way you beg her,
You beg for coin from her ca-ash-stack,
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it,
Money from beggin' and the geepee for free,
Now you could pickpocket, but that's no way beg her,
Lemme tell ya, down in Rimmington,
Maybe she'll give you one or two coins,
Maybe you'll get a tear upon her face,
We got to install player-owned-houses, custom sharing her hard-earned coins,
We got helpless lies in Rimmington, we gotta beg these Cash Stacks!
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06-May-2018 14:20:43 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 14:21:22 by Trewavas

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Time for one of my very first parodies, written for Nosword and his love of Whiskey:

No Sword the Swordless
(Parody of We are the Champions, by Queen)

He's drunk his Whiskey,
Time after time,
Perhaps a death sentence,
But he's committing no crime,
And pints of beer,
He's had a few,
He's had his share of being off his face,
But he's come throoooooooooooooough,
(and he means to drink on, and on, and on, and on)

Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless,
With no butt

He's taken his shots,
And his mattress now calls,
RuneScape brought him hair loss and cravings,
And everything that goes with it!
He thanks the Gowers!

But he has no bed of roses,
Nor buttocks or swords,
He considers this a challenge before
The whole RuneScapian race!
And he probably gonna lose!
And he means to have no sword, no hair, no butt, no clue,

oh,
Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....

Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....
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06-May-2018 17:31:16

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-thumbs up- :D

Edit: Here's one of my older ones. Another full parody, rather than a verse.

Penguin Submarine
(Parody of: Yellow Submarine, by The Beatles)

In the threads where I posted,
Lived a girl, who ruined counts,
And she told us of her life,
In the land of submarines,
So we counted to twenty five,
Till the post, a post of green,
And we lived in chat lounge threads,
In our penguin submarine

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,

And my friends are all onboard,
No hair, and fruity waves,
And the pengs begin to hide...

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,

(Full flipper ahead Captain Marlin, full flipper ahead!
Full flipper ahead it is, Pescaling.
Grab the rock, drop the crate!
Squawk, Sir, Squawk!
Ping and Pong)

As we post on forums
Twillow, has bright white teeth
Submarine day, posts of green
In our penguin submarine

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine.
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10-May-2018 14:06:08 - Last edited on 10-May-2018 14:11:09 by Trewavas

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Welcome to the Cherry Parade

When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be, the owner of a doggie,
With some hair and with a sword?
He said will you, remould them,
Your Herbies, and all your Dragon bonies?

Unlock the Farming Spells?
Because Wavy'll sing you,
A song now, to lead you in the boredom,
To join Old School RuneScape!

When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be the saviour of the patches?
With your gothic profile pic?

Sometimes I get reborn,
She's spitting over me,
And other times I see those pointed ears,
Well through the count threads,
Their rise and fall,
Dead dragons on my sword,
And when you regrow what we wanna know,

We'll boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are a remould, believe me;
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!

The poufy tail sends you laughing,
Like Basil Brush on screen,
Swords lack of sword won't kill us all!
So, dye it black,
Feed a duck,
Let's sing a Wavy song!
Defiant to the Craft,
We hear the call...

To boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are remoulded; believe me,
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!

On and on she spits upon the threads!
(oh oh oh)
Disappointed faces of the Mods!
(oh oh oh)

Take a look at her,
With her Fruity Waves of glee,
Post or No?
You'll never tame her,
Cause her world,
Is full of farms,
You can try,
But you'll never slay her,

She wants it all,
'Cause she's just like Queen,
In the loungy,
Oh no, I'm sorry,
This song,
It's far too long,
So, I'll stop,
Before all the broken.

Listen here,
It still goes on,
Just a Wave,
Not the Wav,
He's the boy who had to sing this song,
I'm just a Corn,
I'm not a Freddie,
I DON'T CARE!
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13-May-2018 22:58:33 - Last edited on 13-May-2018 23:33:54 by Trewavas

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Twil' Could Hunt Pengs
Parody of: You Could Be Mine (Terminator Soundtrack), by Guns n' Roses

I'm a Cold Heart Wavy,
Fit to Sing; I'll rip your sub' in two,
And I'll leave you countin' on the thread!
I'll be in the lounge, before you post,
There's a new Wavy song today,
I think he's seen that movie too?

Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
But she resets the threads,
With her padlocks shining,
And her Purple Tongue,
Her life is numbered now,
Said Twil' Could Hunt Pengs!

Oh, Pengs they come - and then they go,
But that isn't news to you,
Post about another annual day,
When I post songs, late at night,
With a crown, not purple hair,
Just count your threads 'till I post again!

Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
But she resets the threads,
With her padlocks shining,
And her Purple Tongue,
Her life is numbered now,
Said Twil' Could Hunt Pengs!

Oooh, You've been huntin' too many times,
Oooh, Why don't you give them a crate?
Why must you reset our count?
Another submarine in brine!

While you're postin' down my threads n'
I been rackin' out my keys,
It don't matter how much we post,
'Cause it always ends the same
You can push it till a seven
But you sometimes wait till nine,
And I could hunt them till fifty,
But these penguins never end,
Don't forget to call the store now,
With ridiculous demands,
Like a tin of purple paint,
And throw it all over the Wav'
'Cause this song is gettin' longer,
Tell me how many numbers?
'Cause twenty-five is forever!
And you haven't posted yet!

Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
But she resets the threads,
With her padlocks shining,
And her Purple Tongue,
Her life is numbered now,
I Said Twil' Could Hunt!
Twil' Should Hunt,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs,
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs!
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05-Jun-2018 00:37:26

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Dig My Clue
Parody of: Set Me Free, by Velvet Revolver

You puzzle around and do Clue Emotes,
You're dancing jig and headbanging!
As long as you're kept on cluein' happily away,
Uri's secret riddles will be safe with you!

Panic again!
And Jump again!
I Emote again!
And Dig my Clue!

So Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue,
'Cause I think you'll dance around!
Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue!

You're kept alive and hunting with headbangin' in mind,
Twirl around every clue that you get,
But panic around in the haunted woods,
Now the Wizards are gonna take you down, down!

Dance again!
Headbang again!
Wizards come again!
With their Dragon Dag'

So Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue,
'Cause I think you'll dance around!
Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue!

So Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue,
'Cause I think you'll dance around!
Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue!

So, unlock my box,
Emotes now, dance, dance, dance, dance,
Panic Right Now, Take Wizzy Down,

So, a Wavy song,
Headbang, Clue, Clue, Clue, Clue!
Twirl around, and dig your loot!

So Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue,
'Cause I think you'll dance around!
Dig my Clue, Dig my Clue!
x4

My Clue Scroll!
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11-Jun-2018 00:43:33 - Last edited on 11-Jun-2018 00:44:06 by Trewavas

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Thanks. :) I've dug out some more as a special treat for you. I do have a full version of 'Bat out of Hell' somewhere, but it's like 6000 characters long!

Here's one I wrote for Nosword, and his struggle for a pet:

Livin’ on a Pet
Parody of: Livin’ on a Prayer, by Bon Jovi

Once upon a time… not so long ago…
Nosword used to work on Runecraft,
Pets have been on strike,
He’s down on his luck; it’s tough, oh so tough.
Nosword works his skills all day,
Working for the pet,
He brings home his XP for bores, for bores!

He says; you gotta skill now, to get that pet!
It doesn’t make a difference if you hate it or not!
You got the forums, and that’s enough for cheer,
So, give it a shot!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
Take my ess, and you’ll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
Yeah.

Nosword's playing Old-school right now,
Now he’s holding on, with no sword or no pet,
It’s tough, oh it's tough.
Nosword dreams of getting the pet,
When you get twenty-five thousand in the hour,
Swordy screams; Wav, I’m so dry!
Someday…

You’ve got to hold on, to tally and ess,
It doesn’t make a difference which alter you use!
You’ve got your runes now, and that’s enough for Mage!
So, give it a blast!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
Take my ess, and you’ll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
Yeah.

O you’ve got to craft now, Runeys or not,
You live for the pet but a thousand you’re dry!

Woah, Rune-craft-ing now,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
Take my ess, and you’ll make it I swear,
Woah-oh, Livin’ on a Pet!
(Repeat x2)

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11-Jun-2018 21:41:15 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2018 00:57:30 by Trewavas

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And, one I wrote for Froud, with special attention paid to Dentists.

Froudigant Song
Parody of: The Immigrant Song, by Led Zeppelin

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the dent's and threads,
From the chat lounges, where the strange talk flows!
The drill of the 'Wav,
We'll drive our Rolls to new lands!
To fight the Sword and be dentists!
Froudy, I am coming!

On we sweep with forceps flow!
Our only goal will be the pre-molars!

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the teeth and fills,
From the rotting teeth where the pain it flows.
How soft your hair so nice,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the aches of teeth.
Hunted Pengs together!

On we sweep with the dentist chair!
Our only goal will be the threads we share!

So now you'd better stop - and wash your mouth,
For Wav and Froud can win the day despite the balding Sword!

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

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11-Jun-2018 21:45:19 - Last edited on 29-Nov-2019 05:43:48 by Trewavas

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Ah, elusive pet. :(

Here's another oldie:

Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee (version two)
Parody of: Money Money Money, by Abba

I 'Scape all night, I farm all day, to pay the sub' I have to play,
Ain't it sad!
And still the price I have to play, it seems to rise; but not for me...
Forum rants!
With my 'Scape rates, I have a plan;
I got me a grandfathered rate!
No need for extra sterling, I can take my time to increase my Slay...

Money, money, money
Must be funny!
With the Queenies Head!
Micro, micro, micro,
Cats get richer!
In their merching clans!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money!
Prayer exp-erie-nce!

It's a Wavy song!

A game like this is hard to play, when you best friend quits for good,
Ain't it sad!
And though I had the chance to go only threads remain for me,
Singing songs!
But I will stay, I have to stay,
With my Crown, no Moustache!
And win a fortune from a clue in a game, my life will never be the same...

Money, money, money,
Blame the Brexxy!
Typical excuse!
Money, money, money,
Summer Updates!
I keep my cash in pouch!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things that I could do!
If I had a little more money!
Gift some bonds to frees?

Money, money, money,
British Money!
Sat in vaults up high!
Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee, Gee-Pee,
RuneScape Banks!
In their pixel lands!
Aha-ahaaa...
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money!
Increase my rate up high?

It's a Wavy song!

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13-Jun-2018 02:33:07 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2018 02:43:42 by Trewavas

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The Seven Count of Twil'
Parody of: The Seven Seas of Rhye, by Queen


Fear me you threads and forum posters!
I descend upon your threads from my Sub'
I command my Penguin army you Penguin hunters!
'Till I lose the Peng I'm tracking...
The Twelve Pengs of Froud!

Can you hear me you Wavs and Cherry Waves?
I stand before you purple to the hair!
I will destroy any thread that abuses six!
I swear that I'll reset them!
The Seven Count of Twil!

Twillow; I hunt and count for you!
Froudy; hunt that lost peng!
You are purple and I write
Songs for you forever!

Storm the forum games you fly through!
By seven and nein you reset the forum counts!
Then I'll defy the laws of the threads and start from a one!
Then I'll get you!

Be gone with you, you reset and purple gal,
Post on my threads, leave out the annual day,
I challenge the mighty Penguins but you're losing them...
And with a smile...
I'll take you to the Seven Count of Twil!
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13-Jun-2018 03:02:15 - Last edited on 13-Jun-2018 13:22:14 by Trewavas

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Loki Down Under
Parody of Land Down Under, by Men at Work.



Posting in a dried-out thread now,
On a High-Level thread full of counters,
I met a strange Wavy, he wrote the songies,
He poked some fun at me and named me twice!
And Wav' Said...

Do you come from a land down under?
Upside down and poor wifi?
Don't you hate, can't you like that hug thread?
You better hulk, you better post your fish!

Going green from a guy in Varrock!
He was a green giant, and full of fish threads!
Loki said, "do you like-a my green look bro?"
He just smiled and gave him a Green Party Hat,
And he said...

Forum Games from a Loki Down Under,
With directories and friends chat threads!
Can't you hear, can't you hear the Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch social!

Lyin' in a den in Taverley!
With Green Skin, and a directory!
He said to the 'purp, "are you trying to tempt me...
Because we can't count to the five of twenty?"
And Wav said...

He's just Loki From Down Under!
Where green hats flow and men count posts,
Can't you hear, can't you hear that Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch the threads!

Forum Games from a Loki Down Under,
With directories and friends chat threads!
Can't you hear, can't you hear the Wav Song?
You better gather, You better watch social!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Queenie reins and the wifi fails,
Didn't you hear, didn't you hear, he likes his green?
You better post, you better post your count!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Where fishies flow and post threads,
Can't you see, can't you see the resets?
You better post, you better post your count!

Posting by a Loki Down Under,
Where fishies flow and post threads,
Can't you see, can't you see the resets?
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16-Jun-2018 00:22:46 - Last edited on 16-Jun-2018 00:25:14 by Trewavas

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A gift for you all.

Seven Posting Count
Parody of Seven Nation Army, by The White Stripes.

I'm gonna reset 'em all!
A seven posting count will not hold me back!
They're gonna start from one!
Taking their time right behind my back!

And I'm singing by myself at night,
Because I can't reset!
Hunting Pengs across the 'Scape,
With a Froudling!
And the message coming from the submarine,
Says leave threads alone!

Don't want to end clan grief,
Every single one's got a new name idea!
Everyone knows Wav' songs,
From the King of Queen to the balding swords!

And if I surf around on some Fruity Waves,
I'm gonna re-do that Robin!
And that is what you want to hear,
But that's just for Frou!
And the feeling coming from my crown,
Says hunt the lost pengs...

I'm going to Karamja,
Far from this thread for nevermore!
I'm gonna stalk the purple,
Wear that penguin suit I never knew I had!
And I'm singing, and I'm singing, and I'm singing,
Right before the threads!
All the words are typed up by me!
And I will sing no more!
And the posts coming from us guys,
Tell her to go reset threads...
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19-Jun-2018 00:33:50 - Last edited on 19-Jun-2018 03:23:05 by Trewavas

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For Twillow and Froud:

Alternative Penguin
Parody of Alternative Ulster, by Stiff Little Fingers.

There's nothin' for us Ardy!
You've lost that peng, and that’s a pity!
OK, so you've got Froudy hunting pengs,
And then you lode it back to the city!
We ain't got seven but she don’t really care,
Seven and Nein resets, you know?
They just want penguin points; they can hunt or flee them,
What we need…

Is an Alternative Penguin!
Spy it and hunt it, it's points!
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Ghosts and Polar Bears!
Get an Alternative Froudles!
Be an anti-counting force!
Alter your native habits!
Alter your forum threads!

Take a look where you're postin'
You got the Wavy song thread out,
And the purple face of resets,
Is laughing at our plight!
Is this the kind of Penguin Spy that you wanna hunt?
Is this a Rhapsody?
Is twelve the max or are there still some more?
What we need…

Is an Alternative Penguin!
Crates, and Rocks and Toads,
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Confuse the forum threads!
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Be an anti-counting force!
Alter your hunting habits!
After your Penguin Points!

They say they’re innocent!
Ping and Pong and Pescaling, you know?
They say they have a Submarine,
And that's the truth, you know?
They say you will never
Hunt them, Hunt, Hunt!

Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!

Oh, you've hunted now!
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19-Jun-2018 01:13:49 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2018 13:40:04 by Trewavas

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Here you go, Darkstar

Purple Hair
Parody of Purple Rain, by Prince.


I never post around on that thread,
I never meant hunt that lost peng!
I only wanted simply to dye my hair anew,
I only wanted to see you
Laughing with your purple hair...

Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
I guess you only really wanted to be
Bathing with the purple stars!

I never wanted to wear this silly little crown!
I only wanted to hunt some kind of peng!
Dark, I really do support your Purple Hair!
It's such a shame I have no purple 'tash!

Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Posts, Purple Resets!
I only wanted to see you,
Underneath the Purple posts!

Darkstar, I know, I know
I know we post on that thread,
But Twillow reaches out...
For her resets, so we must start anew!

You say you want purple hair,
But you can't seem to dye up your hair,
Black and Purple are the best,
I'll let you guide me to the awesome Purple Hair!

Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
If you know what I'm singing about up here,
C'mon, post on my thread!

Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
I only want to dye you,
Only want to dye you,
With the Purple Dye!
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21-Jun-2018 02:58:47 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2018 03:04:46 by Trewavas

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In My RuneScape
Parody of In My Defence, by Freddie Mercury.

In my Forums, What is there to post?
All the Mage trees we chop, just regrow today.
It’s not easy now, Knowing how to Solak,
While the boss we try, tears good friends apart!

I'm just a Wavy with a song,
How can I try, to write a parody?
For just a poster with a Crystal Tree,
I'm caught on threadies, with a blazing song.

In my RuneScape, what is there to hunt?
All those lost Penguins – they’re Twillows,
I mine my Crystal Flecked Rocks - hadda make those flasks,
Then like a sailing ship,
Ports are here with their comping tasks!

I'm just a poster with a song,
How can I try, to write this song?
For just a poster with a melody,
I'm caught on ’Scape, with a Livid Farm.

-solo-

Just a Wavy with a song,
How can I try, to hunt those pengs?
I’m just a poster with a Melon Tree,
I'm caught in between, with a Scaping Rune.

Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune!
Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune!

Oh, what a Rune?
Yeah, that Earth Rune,
Must I cry?
To unlock that clue.

Oh, help me grind,
Please assist me!
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25-Jun-2018 00:24:22

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(another old one - full version of the song on page one, post one)

21 Posts
Parody of: Twenty One Guns, by Green Day

Do you know what's worth posting for?
When it's not worth counting for?
Do the penguins waddle away?
Across the ice to their submarine?
Does the green weigh out the purple?
And you look for a peng to hide?
Did someone sing a ‘Wavy song?
You're in resets!

One, twenty-one posts,
Reset your threads,
Give up the fight!
One, twenty-one posts!
Throw away your cakes across the ice,
You and I!

When you’re whispering around Ardounge Zoo,
And you’ve lost that penguin crate,
And your resets have taken their toll,
When your cakes crumble up upon your lap.
Your friends walk on broken ice,
Save that one in the land of the spice,
Our counts will never last,
You're in resets

World, seventy-one,
Hunt escaped pengs,
Post on the threads,
Five, hundred and four,
Build up their hopes – reset the counts,
You and I

Do you try and count on your own?
When you caught all those fish alone?
Did you stand too close to the sea?
Like a spy looking for a penguin in a stone!

When it's time to reset the count,
And you just give us another try,
Something inside this ‘Wav has cried,
I’m in ruins…

One, twenty-one points,
Reset your threads,
Give up the fight!
Four, twenty-four posts!
Hunt lost pengs, ruin the counts!

World, seventy-one,
Hunt escaped pengs,
Post on the threads.
Five, hundred and four,
Build up their hopes – reset counts,
Twill and ow
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25-Jun-2018 00:49:02 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2018 00:59:49 by Trewavas

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Penguin Rock
Parody of Brighton Rock, by Queen.

Penguin hunting day, Twillow spied away,
Met her little Pengie on a jungle isle away,
A happy bear in well, so decorously spied,
'neath the water-filled facilities all around the RuneyScape!
"It's so good to know there's still a quiet whisper on the threads;
I'll hunt those spies"

"Froudy will you spy - hunt my lost peng'
Nobody ever need tell the 'Wav, tell me Froud, what do you say?"
"Oh no I must away to escape the balding swords,
If those Penguins should discover, how I trapped them in a wall.
It would be of much avail to talk of spies in Yanille’s Wall,
I'll say, shut doors!"

O Rock of Penguins, do not falter, Twil' has lost you now,
O Lady Froud, hunt them, a little lifetime hunt if you’ll spy!

-instrumental-

Wavy pines away, posts his count up every day,
"She must always reset, nothing can nein realise"
"Oh no I compromised, I won't apologise
If the posters should discover how I reset the counting threads..."
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26-Jun-2018 02:03:58

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Annexing in the RS
Parody of Anarchy in the UK, by The 'Pistols.

Right: Frou ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-clan!
I am an annexer!
I know what I want,
And I know how to get it!
I want a return of the Robin Hat!

'Cause I want to destroy the Airuts!
Five dogs now!

Annexing for the R.S.
It's coming right now, and maxing,
I kill a skiller, stop a Warband line,
Your faviourite hat has sure been broken!

'Cause I want to be anti-clan!
In the Ardy!

How many ways think of name?
I use a Brian, I need a Brian!
I use the P.B.J!
I use annexing!

'Cause I want to be maxed now,
It’s the only way to be!

Is this the Myreque?
Or is this the K.G.P?
Or is this the H.A.M?
I thought it was the R.S.
Or just another clan thread!
Another naming thread up now,

I want to be annexing!
And I want to be anti-clan!
(Oh, what a name)
And I want to be an annexer!
(I get Brian, Greif now!)
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26-Jun-2018 02:32:33 - Last edited on 29-Nov-2019 05:44:48 by Trewavas

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Three Lions on his Crown
Parody of Three Lions, by Braddiel, Skinner, & the Lightning Seeds.



Well, I think this is really bad news for Wav
He's simply not Royal enough. He has no mustache!


He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Penguin Hunting Now (He'll go on singing badly)
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Penguin Hunting Now
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Freddie With a Crown
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
In his POH!

Everyone seems to know his thread, they've seen these songs before
They know not, nor know when
That Wavy's gonna write a new one, gonna sing it anew
But I we know he can write, 'cause I remember


Three Pengs in a Wall,
Twil' Remains still huntin'
Threads with the songs,
Never stopped the singin'

So many Farms, so many runs
And all those "Oh, ruined clan's" wore him down, through his 'Scape
And he still sees that peng lost by Twil' and the lack of his pets
And Forum Game threads, and still no Slayer


Three Lions on his Crown,
Wav' with no mustache,
Thirty oddments,
Never stopped the singin'

He has done it, on the last idea he had!
What a song, what now?
Good old Clan, A Clan that couldn't find friends!
Wavy has got a crown on his head!
I know he had a Robin, but it won't be again!


He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
(Wavy has written it!)
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,

(He's Writing Songs) Three Lions on his Crown,
(He's writing songs, he's writing) Wav' remains still digging,
(Wavy's writing songs,
He's writing) Thirty Penguin Points,
(He's writing songs, he's writing) Never stopped him hunting,
(Wavy's writing songs, He's writing!)
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04-Jul-2018 00:42:10

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2000 Posts
Parody of 2000 Man, by KISS (originally recorded by the Rolling Stones)

Well, my Griefs they are done now,
Was on the RuneScape Forum Threads.
And we were killing little skillers,
Outside in our wilderness playground.
Don’t you know we’re at 2000 posts?
And the Frou, they just want a Brian name up now…

Don’t you know, we heap scorn upon the clan thing,
Even though we had a thread up in recruitment?
We were restoring the balance,
Ordained by the dead God Guthix!
Don't you know we’re at 2000 posts?
And we salivate over those souls who challenge us… oh!

Oh Brian, proud of your pilot,
Oh bathing, proud of your towels,
Oh Guthix, proud of the Sliske!
Oh allies, no allies for us!

Oh Empires, you’re annexing threads now,
Like we did all those years ago,
Or did you visit the Citadel?
Seeing all that empty space,
All was a big put on!

Oh Guthix, restore the lost balance!
Oh FrouFrous, kill your Airuts!
Oh Corugi, post up a new thread!
Oh names. Think of a new one!

Oh Wavvy, your song’s still growing,
Like the anti-thread!
Or did it get maxed out now?
Seeing all the bath towels,
Killing and having fun!

But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
understand us, understand us, understand us
Now understand us!

But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…

We’re at 2000 posts! We’re at 2000 posts!
We’re at 2000 posts! We’re at 2000 posts!
Yeah – 2000!
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04-Jul-2018 02:02:02 - Last edited on 05-Jul-2018 22:36:53 by Trewavas

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The Wavycle
Pardoy of The Mircale, by Queen.

Every single song he writes in the General threads says it all,
It's a Wavvy Song!
All Wav's creations long and short, the Three Lions and the Penguin Songs,
That's a Wavy song!
Brian song chants being sung,
Airuts, Penguins, dead and spied,
It's a Wavy Song!

We're having a Wavy Song on threads,
Wavy Freddie writes them all for us!
The wonders of these forum threads live on,
The Griefing clan that Must Go On,
Bobbie Pie and Twil' and Froud,
Balding Swords to the Chant of Queen!
Well, It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!
It's a Wavy Song!

The one thing they're still waiting for, is Bohemian,
It's too long for him!
It's material he needs - the material,
The material he's sat waiting for today!

If every song on his old thread, could write itself, that would be a Wavycle.
If every Peng from every week,
Had crates to wear and things to spy,
That's a Twillow song!
If the Penguin Submarine could dive free, with the fish and penguin songs onboard, that's a Wavy song!

We're having a Wavy song on threads,
Annexing clans claims them all for us!
Balding heads and Purple Hair, Annexing in the R.S.
Cherry Parades, always walkin'
But little Froud just keeps on hunting,
It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!
It's a Wavy Song!

The wonders of this thread go on,
It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!

The one thing they're still waiting for, is Bohemian,
It's too long for him!
It's material he needs - the material,
The material he's sat waiting for today!
Pets and Fish and Ironman songs, on threads!
That time will come, one day you'll see when we can all sing songs!
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05-Jul-2018 01:40:46

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Another old one. :)

My Twillowna
Parody of My Sharona, by The Knack.

Ooh, my little purple one, my penguin one,
When you gonna give me resets, Twillowna!
Ooh, you make my songs so fun, my songs so fun,
Got it comin’ up o’ the threads, Twillowna!

Always gonna hunt, reset it, such a purple face,
I write a song, for the peeps of the Stateside kind!
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

Avoid the count thread, huh, a-will ya, huh?
So far away to see my posts, Twillowna,
Keeping it a mystery, the submarines,
Running down the length of the sea, Twillowna!

Never gonna hunt, tuna fish, such a foody ‘gal,
I always forget, to hunt my pengs of the world now,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

When you gonna spy with me, hunt with me?
Is it just a matter of time, Twillowna?
Is it a w-w-whisper, w-whisper,
Or is it just a game in Ardougne, Twillowna?

Never gonna count, twenty five, such a hard old task,
I always screw it up, for the reset of a forum mod,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
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05-Jul-2018 23:58:22

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A song for Aslon Dak. Happy Birthday. :D

Songs will be Sung
Prody of Friends will be Friends, by Queen.

Another birthday today,
So the count has dropped and the forumers are posting!
Postin' in a Rhapsody,
Writing all the songs and knighting you with the Guthix!
Got a reset on threads,
Members still post, what you need is a hand,
It's not easy Dak, but you've got no frees to help you count!

Songs will be Sung!
When you fight with a longsword, you sure like the way it feels,
Songs will be Sung!
When you post on games, and counts still climb,
Reset your threads 'cause Songs will be Sung!
Right by the 'Wav!

Now killing Daleks today,
The forums delivered a song from the 'Wav!
Only a chat lounge away,
You demanded a song but he simply had to shower!
Post count still climbs,
You're not flying around as the gunner of the Sky,
It's so easy now, 'cause you got friends you can trust

Songs will be Sung,
When you're born in Lumbridge you sure fear the Goblin heads!
Dungeons and Drags!
With your ten year cape, and your Iron Head,
Write up your songs, 'cause Aslon will be Glad!
Right by the threads.

It's a parody now, 'cause you got a 'Wav who can write!
Songs will be Sung!
When you fight with a longsword, you sure like the way it feels,
Songs will be Sung!
When you post on games, and counts still climb,
Reset your threads 'cause Songs will be Sung!
Right by the 'Wav!

Threads will be posted!
When you're supporting Sara and Arma they give you the means to fight on,
Songs will be sung!
When you're celebrating your birth and July the fourth,
Dump all that tea, 'cause right till the end, 'Wav will find you!
Yeah, yeah!
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07-Jul-2018 00:29:37 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 03:30:13 by Trewavas

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Purple Threads
Parody of Purple Haze, by Jimi Hendrix

Purple Threads, all in the games,
Wavy songs, they just seem so great!
Postin' green, and I always write songs,
Excuse me while I hunt this peng!

Purple Threads, on the games,
Don't know if we're climbin' up or resetting!
Am I Freddie or just grumbly?
Forum Games! That thread has got a grip on me!

-instrumental-

Purple Threads, and Local Mods,
Don't know if it's just purp or green,
You got me Countin', up to 25,
Is he balding, or lost the sword in his hand?

Ooo!
Count them!
Ahh, yea-yeah, Purple Threads,
Oh, nien, oh
Yeah, hunt me,
Brush me, Grow me, Purple Hair,
I can't go on like this
Purple Posts,
You're makin' me grumble and cry,
Purple Hair, y-ye, yess
Purple Threads!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

07-Jul-2018 18:12:16

Trewavas

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Another old song:

Another Thread Bites the Dust
Parody of Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen.

Cherry posts warily on the thread,
Stress ball in her hand,
Ain't no swords, nor butts, or bobs,
Post count raring to climb,

Are you postin'? Hey, are you postin' away,
How long can the posters last on here?
Out of the forums the posters flee,
To the draw of the Tweets!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust!
And another ones gone, And another ones gone,
Another thread bites the dust!
Hey, will we get through it?
Another thread bites the dust!

How do you think the threads will last,
When only Noswords post on them?
I posted away each night and day,
Till this Reddit came along,

Are you happy, are you satisfied?
That the forums are wearing down?
Out of the forums the posters go,
To the Twittersphere oh yeah!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust!
And another ones gone, And another ones gone,
Another thread bites the dust!
Hey, will we get through it?
Another thread bites the dust!

Hey!
Oh post it!
Bite the dust!
Bite the dust!
Hey!

Another thread bites the dust!
Another thread bites the dust oww!
Another thread bites the dust hey hey!
Another thread bites the dust eh eh!

Oh, Poster!

There are plenty of ways to kill a forum,
And grind it to the ground.
You can ignore them, you can burn them,
You can use social media and announce your updates there.
But we're ready, yes, we're ready for you,
To post on them again!
Through the doorway the posters return,
Singing along to our beat!

Another Social bites the dust!
Another Tweet bites the dust!
And another one goes, and another one goes,
Reddit bites the dust!
Hey, I'm gonna delete you too,
Another one bites the dust!

Oh poster hey hey, all right?
R
uneScapian

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hapsody

08-Jul-2018 03:50:03 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 03:50:28 by Trewavas

Trewavas

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Write the Song
Parody of Fly the Flag, by Stiff Little Fingers.

Give me a RuneScape, that's full of life!
Give me the Gielinor way with Forum Threads!
Give me the songs to write the pa-ro-dies!
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me!

Write me a song now, about lost clans,
Free to hunt, and free to spy.
Free to kill you before you lose the peng!
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me!

I'm the Wav,
I'm no Wave!
United 'Scape!
Write the Song!

Give me a RuneScape, that's got back the threads!
A 'Scape of life, not cramped by updates!
And only the penguins get locked in the gate,
Write me, write me, write me, write me, write me; Cause!

I'm the Wav,
I'm no Wave!
United 'Scape!
Write the Song!

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
I'm no Wave! (writeme-writeme)
United 'Scape! (writeme-writeme)

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
I'm no Wave! (writeme-writeme)
United 'Scape! (writeme-writeme)

Write the Song! Write the Song (writeme-writeme)

I'm the Wav! (writeme-writeme)
With my Crown! (writeme-writeme)
Clan in motion! (writeme-writeme)

Write the Song! Write the Song (writeme-writeme)
R
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hapsody

09-Jul-2018 01:24:36

Trewavas

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Welcome to the Forums
Parody of Welcome to the Jungle, by Guns n Roses.

Welcome to the Forums,
We've got songs and games,
We've got Brian threads up too, how'd do ya know his name?
We are the posters who can cook what you may need,
If you need our advice poster, we've got you covered!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!
I wanna read your posts!

Welcome to the Forums, we post here day by day,
If you read it you're gonna post,
But we have no Reddit here!
And we have chat lounge threads,
And penguin hunting too!
You can win the competition threads,
But if you don't post you won't at all!

On the Forums!
Welcome to the Forums!
Hear my, my, my son threads,
I, I wanna hear you sing!

Welcome to the Forums!
New songs up here everyday!
Ya learn ta post like a regular,
In the forums where we post.
If you got a hunger for your 'Scape,
You'll read the clan chat threads,
You can post anything you want,
But you better not break our rules!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!
I wanna read your posts!

And when you sing a 'Wav you never
Ever want it to end, to end, end, yeah!

You know where you are?
You're on the forums, poster!
You're gonna post!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your,
Keys, Keys,

In the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Feel my, my, my OpalBadge!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...
Keys, keys!

On the Forums,
Welcome to the Forums,
Watch it rattle on your...

We're gonna read your posts!
Ha!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

09-Jul-2018 01:47:53 - Last edited on 09-Jul-2018 22:49:22 by Trewavas

Trewavas

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A tribute to the above:

Bwian

Bwian. The Anti-Clan called 'Bwian',
It grew... grew, grew, and grew,
Grew up to be... grew up to be!
A post called 'Bwian'
A post called 'Bwian'.
He had Kings... and Frous.. and Corugs... and Flac,
This 'clan'... whose name was 'Bwian',
And it grew... grew, grew, and griefed!
Suggested by Wav,
Yes, it grew and came to be...
A towel shop called Bwian!
A towel shop called Bwian!

And their threads became annexed,
Yes, their threads became annexed,
And their graves were dug down deep.
And Gwief started to grow,
On young Bwian and shops!
They have certainly no...
No citadel for 'Bwian',
Not a clan named 'Bwian'.

And he started to Gwief!
And have none of the wiff,
And want to kill pengs!
And go out to the wild!
A thread called 'Bwian'
This thread called 'Bwian'
The thread they called 'Bwian'
This anti-clan 'Bwiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'!

-bang-
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hapsody

10-Jul-2018 22:45:49

Trewavas

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I Believe in a Thing Called Count
Parody of I Believe in a Thing Called Love, by The Darkness.


Can't explain the importance of securing your account!
My accounts well secure and I'm in control of it!
A strong password, with Bank Pin Too, Two-Step email,
Dang, you're protecting me!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
He really helps to secure my account!
Account Security Tips and Advice,
Just visit the cool support pages,
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, ooooh, yeah!

I want to secure it every minute, every hour, every day!
I use the authenticator so everything is padlocked tight!
Ahhh! Phishing Streams! Ahhh! Report them!
Ahhh! Phony sites notify the Mods now too!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
Just remember to run regular anti-malware scans!
Be aware of phishing sites,
And never ever tell anyone your pass!
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, yeah!

-air guitar emote-

Ahh! Authenticator - you can get it on mobile or PC!
Ahh! Bank Pins too - just speak to a banker within the game!
Community Account Help is there for you, now!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
The support pages are always there for you!
Create a unique password and pin,
Just remember to secure your email too!
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, yeah!


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hapsody

11-Jul-2018 01:38:34

Trewavas

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Cut this one a little short (the ending is the chorus repeated with a slight variation).

All the Count Threads
Parody of All the Young Dudes, by Mott the Hoople



Well, Twillow posted all night about her purple hair,
How she'd reset them before they reached twenty-five,
Speed counts, always climb high,
With your prescription specs.

And somebody's stealing silver from Ardy stalls,
And Freddie's got threads up across the Forums,
'Scaping songs,
Funny little towel shops.

Purple hair is crazy,
Posts up pictures of her food!
Oh, threads, I need to see, when I got the specs!
Yeah, poster, she said, I'm grumbly!

-

All the Count Threads (Hey, threads!)
Climb up high (Where are you?)
Balding haired dudes, (Wake up, come on)
Reset the threads!

All the Count Threads (I wanna read you!)
Climb up high (I wanna post!)
Balding haired dudes, (I wanna post with you, sing with you)
Reset the threads!

-

Now, Froudy looks sweet, 'cause she found the lost peng,
And Twillow has muffins, but imgurs still broke!
But we can link,
Oh yeah, we can link!

And 'Wavy sings the songs, with the Rhapsody of Queen,
He wrote the last one about the guy who checks accounts,
What a guy,
Securing the accounts!

Now, I write alot of songs, but I still go on,
Gonna wear my crown today,
Oh, sat in the lobby, or named on that little count thread?
I'm the 'Wav guys!

-

All the Count Threads (Hey, threads!)
Climb up high (Where are you?)
Balding haired dudes, (Wake up, come on)
Reset the threads!

x2

All the Count Threads (What threads?),
Climb up high (Forum Games threads, reset them!)
Balding haired dudes, (And I wrote a song for you)
Reset the threads!

All the Count Threads (Hey, you there, with the glasses!),
Climb up high (Did you hunt?)
Balding haired dudes, (Did you find that peng?)
Reset the threads! (Him and all his friends?)

x3

R
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hapsody

12-Jul-2018 00:53:15

Trewavas

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Jag' Gave Runes and Scape to You II
Parody of God Gave Rock and Roll to You II by KISS (originally by Argent).

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it on the screens of everyone!
Do you know how to kill? Avoid those poisoned clues,
You're poisoned now, you need an anti-pot,
And you're Herblore's less than what you need it for.

You don't have coins or fancy clothes,
In your house gazing up at a shooting star,
You got to skill up now to unlock the Elves!

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Gave Runes and Scape to everyone (oh yeah)
Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it on the screens of everyone.

"Now listen"
If you want to be a skiller, or a quester too.
Player, you gotta grind or you won't get far,
Because you've always got time to get ninety-nine!

You can post on threads, or you can hunt the pengs,
You can skill real hard or just buy your gear,
But you don't start workin' till you're Ironman - I gotta sing this!

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Gave Runes and Scape to everyone!
Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it in the soul of everyone!

-instrumental-

Jag gave Runes and Scape to you (to everyone he gave the Run to the Escape)
Gave Runes and Scape to us, gave Runes and Scape to everyone!
God Ash, Andrew, and Paul now too (and Mark to everyone they gave games to be played)
Gave Fun and Orb to you, saved Runes and Scape for everyone...
To just Run Escape...

-Chorus (x4)-

I know 'Scape occasionally can get tough! And I know 'Scape sometimes can be a grind!
But posters, you have been given a song, you have been given a song to sing,
And that song's name is... Runes and Scape!!
R
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14-Jul-2018 02:21:53

Trewavas

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Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing Clan

Some things in 'Scape are bad,
The riff-raff and the skills.
Funeral directors just make you toil and dig.
When you're killing penguin hunters...
No mercy! Chase them down.
And this'll help things turn out for the worst,
And...

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',

If 'Scape seems way to happy,
There's a place that you can go to,
Where you can grief and kill and chat and shop.
When you give the wrong directions,
Don't you feel bad,
It's good to know you're the Krista of the Gwief,
And...

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
(come on!)
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',

For clans are quite absurd,
And shop's the final word,
You must always use the shower with a towel.
Forget about your accounts,
Give the anti-clan a gwief,
Troll them - Bwian has no capital anyhow!

So always look on the advantages of death.
A-Quicky way back to the Lumbridge castle now.

Grief's an anti-clan,
When you read its threads,
Towel Shop is just a Masquerade, it's true.
You'll see the paper shred,
And Corugi crying too,
Just remember that the last pint is on you.

And...
Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',
(C'mon Bwian, cheer up)
Always think of the towels on our thread!
And Always look on the bright side of life!

(Worse things happen in the Wild you know)

Always look on the bright side of life!

(I mean - what have we got to lose?
You know, you came from nowhere.
- and are leaving the grouping,
What have we lost? Nothing!)

Always look on the right side of life!

(Griefing will come from Brian, ya know what they say?
Greet those newbies, c'mon toss them a bone!
There ya go, see!)

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian!

See, it's the end of the song.
Incidentally, this song is available from all bad record shops,
Some of us need a hunk of crusty bread as well you know?
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

16-Jul-2018 12:42:01 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2018 16:18:10 by Trewavas

Trewavas

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Requested by: Windsofnight.

Mr. RunePass Man
Parody of Mr. Sandman, originally written by Pat Ballard.


Mr. RunePass Man, bring me some rewards (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Just unlock the cutest Water Lycan I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
With the two tracks, just paid and free (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Just developed by the Live Events Team,
RunePass Man, I've no rewards (bung, bung, bung, bung)
You closed your store before I claimed (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Shauny turn on his magic hotfix and now...
Mr. Diango has my things!

Mr. RunePass Man, bring me a bow,
Make it the deadliest weapon I've ever had!
Skill real hard to complete your daily tasks,
Then he told me that my Runetracks were over!
Runecoins, pay to unlock,
Didn't pay, just tried to do the free!
Please turn on your rewarding store,
Mr. RunePass, bring me my things.

Mr. Diango (yes) bring me some rewards,
Give me teleport with a "Goblin-Mob" green,
Give me a silver-hawk like Lulu-Wong,
And lots of weapons like an armoury,
Mr. RunePass, with your daily tasks (with your daily tasks)
Would be so lovely before your rewards expire,
So please turn on your rewarding store!
Mr. RunePass, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. RunePass, bring me my things!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

17-Jul-2018 12:53:07

Trewavas

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Killer Twillow
Parody of Killer Queen, by Queen

She keeps her rod on toolbelt,
On her pretty ava now,
Let me fish she says,
Just like the Penguin Ping!
A built-in remedy,
For rain and thunder now,
At any time, a baited fish,
You can’t decline!

Caviar and Tuna Fish,
Well versed in reset threads,
Extraordinarily purp!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Recommended a rainy dance,
Resetting and Purple hair,
Whatta Gal!

To avoid rainy cloudys,
She bought an umberella!
In forum threads,
She asks for a song right now!
Met a ‘Wav from Corn lands,
Went down to catch a fish,
Then saw a submarine,
Swimming with the fish!

Rain came naturally from sky,
Umberlla? She couldn’t care less,
Purple and hunting now!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Drop of some rain she’s as purple as,
A lovely little Betta Fish!
Momentarily on a line,
Temporarily in the rain,
To absolutely mon-soon, mon-soon!
She’s all outside!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Recommended a rainy dance,
Insatiable and appetite
Wanna post?
You wanna try.
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

18-Jul-2018 20:56:58

Trewavas

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Twil' wanna reset threads!
Parody of Girls Wanna Have Fun, by Cyndi Lauper.

The 'Wav writes, in the middle of the night,
He asks "Twil' have you seen the recent news post?"
Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still the purple haired one,
And Twil' just wants to reset counts,
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!

The 'Wav sings, on the top of the page,
The Twillow asks "What news post have you seen on the threads?"
Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still number nein,
But songs, they just wanna be sung,
Oh, threads just wanna...

That's all they really want, some purp!
When the writing posts is done, oh,
Threads they just wanna have purp!
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!
(Twil, she want's, wanna reset threads,
Twil' wanna reset)

Some Frouds hunt a little lost peng,
And whisper it to the rest of the threads!
I wanna be the one to have purple in my hair,
Oh, Twil, she just wants to reset threads!
Oh, threads just wanna...

That's all they really want, some purp!
When the writing posts is done, oh,
Threads they just wanna have purp!
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!
(Twil, she want's, wanna reset threads,
Twil' wanna reset...)

She just wannna,
She just wanna,
(Twil' just wanna reset threads)
She just wanna,
She just wanna!
(Twil' just wanna reset threads)
Oh Twil'!

Twil' just wanna reset threads!

-repeat-
R
uneScapian

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hapsody

25-Jul-2018 00:56:56

Trewavas

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The Bwian
Parody of The Hero (movie version), by Queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbIWNlEPJ2c


So you think that we have no towels,
Always needed to dig grave down deep!
Put your accountants on hold,
Put your towels on rails,
Stalk the skillers in wilds,
And the 'Scapes for the griefing!

So you feel it's the end of the Krista,
Find it's all real sad story!
Well, we are now the Bwian,
This might seem like a song,
But my contract expired,
My heads for the choppin'

Yes, you're a towel!

-big spacey instrumental-

Bwian. Ahhhhhh!
Griefer of the Wilderness!
Bwian. Ahhhhhh!

He griefed every one of us!
Terrorised every one of us!
He griefed with a mighty towel!
He griefed with a mighty towel!
Every 'Wav, Peng, Skill, Frou...
BWIAN.
AhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
R
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R
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27-Jul-2018 04:07:58

Trewavas

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Purple Penguin Hunter
Parody of The Purple People Eater, by Sheb Wooley.


Well, I saw the Peng waddlin' out of the sub'
It had the one little beak, two little feet!
I commenced to Huntin' and I said whis-per
It looks like a Purple Penguin Hunter to me!

It was a two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
(two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!)
A one-point, two-winged, squarkin' Purple Penguin Spyer!
Post it on the thread! (one point?)

Well, it ran through Ardounge and it hid in a crate,
I said Mr. Purple Penguin Spy, don't rat on me!
I heard him squark in a voice so shrill,
I'll only just spy on you if you give me the Krill!

She was a two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
Two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
A one-point, two-winged, squarkin' Purple Penguin Spying!
Post it on the thread! (one point?)

I said Mr. Purple Penguin Spy, where is your sub?
He said "Divin' deep blue sea, and what a craft it is,
But that's not the reason that I came to land,
I want to get myself into a rock and bush mound!

Well sing my song, Purp and Green, Froudin' Purple Penguin Hunter,
Purple-Haired, Whisper-Threads, Singin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
(We stalk through scape) friendly little Penguin Hunter!
What an Earth Rune (oh!)

And then he tele'd to the lode and he cooked on the stove,
And 'Wav started to follow, really rockin' the threads!
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune!
(Sing a boop-boop, a-boopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, hunt the pengs, Run and Escape, Dancin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
Purple-toed, Reset Threads, flyin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
I like penguin hunts! singin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
What a thread to see (purple people?)

Well, he went on his lobby, and then what do ya know?
I saw him last night on a Purple Thread,
He was singing his songs, really killin' them too,
Playin' rock and roll music through the songs on the threads!

Twillow!
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29-Jul-2018 18:55:51 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2018 23:03:07 by Trewavas

Trewavas

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Another one written for the anti-clan formally known as Grief:

Bwian (Ahahhhhhh!)
Parody of Flash, by Queen.

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
Griefer of the Wilderness!
Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
They'll grief every one of us!

(Seemingly King is the reason for these extraordinary intergalactical transmissions)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's happening Bwian?)
(Only Undertaker Biggus Corugus, formerly at Grief, has provided any shopping experiences...)

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
He's a towel shop!

(This 'Scape's unprecedented client crash is no cause for riots)

Wav, Ahahhhhhh,
King of the song threads!

He's for every one of us!
A shop for every one of us!
He kills with a mighty towel,
Every skill, every peng,
Every noob, with a fearsome
Slash!

(General skiller, Bwian Gwief approaching.)
(What do you mean Bwian Gwief approaching? Open shops! All produce!
Dispatch lift-guy 'Wav, to write a new song!)

Bwian! Ahahhhhhh!
(Griefings alive!)

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
They'll grief every one of us!

Just a thread,
With an anti-clan!
You know there's,
No towels at all,
But you can always ask.
No one but the dead at heart,
May join the griefing clan...
...Oh..Oh........Oh..Oh....

(Bwian, Bwian, I'll grief you! But we only have a few posts up on our thread!)
Bwian!
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29-Jul-2018 23:06:42

Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part I
Backing Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFMPBBImzn0

Is this the real 'Scape?
Or is this just 'ScapeRune I'm in?
Caught in a Wildy,
No escape from the depths of it.

Post on the threads,
Reset their post counts and see!
She's just a Purple (Purple),
She hunts lost Penguins now.

Because we count up high,
All night long,
With skillers in the Grand Exchange,
Anyway, the 'Wav thread doesn't have the traffic on it,
On it...

Wava, just wrote a song,
Put a post on a thread,
Clicked my mouse and now it's up,
Wava, threads had just begun!
And now he's gone and wrote it all anew!

Wildy, oooooooh!
I didn't mean to hunt the peng!
If I'm not back in Edge this time tomorrow,
Carry on, assume the worst.
Assume my crown is in auctions!

Tuai Lait, and Goshima as well,
Sending shivers down my spine,
Being on the Ice Plateau up high!
Goodbye Wavy Cornlands, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face: The North!

Aslon, oooooooooh!
"I don't wanna go",
I sometimes wish I never wrote songs at all!
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05-Aug-2018 23:03:36

Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part II


I see a little silhouette of a Skull,
Wavy threads, Wavy threads,
Can you do a fab-paro-dy,
Twillows and Froudles very very hunting pengs!
Saradomin (Saradomin),
Saradomin (Saradomin),
Saradominisahypocrite!
Killingblow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

But I'm just a poor newb, from the Wavy thread!
He's a poor newb from the Wavy thread,
Spare him his energy from his trip back to Lum!

Easy Kill, Easy Run,
Will you let me run?
Killcount no! We will not let you run! (Let me run!)
Killcount! We will not let you run! (Let him run!)
Killcount! We will not let you run! (Let me run!)
Will not let you run! (Let me run!)
(Will not let you run, never, never, never, never!)
Let me go-oh-oh-oh-oh!
No No, No, No, No, No, NO!

Oh Pker, Pkers,
They're taking you away!
That Zamorak has a demon put aside for me,
For me, For meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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05-Aug-2018 23:04:17

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part III


So you think you can kill me, and hunt lost pengs?
So you think you can spec me, and send me to Lumbridge?!?
Ooooh, Killer! Can't loot me you Pjer!
Just gotta run out,
Just got no waka outta here!

Wav' songs really matter,
And the Wildy is a threat!
Peng hunts really matter...
But I just get killed!

...Any way the noobs they die...
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05-Aug-2018 23:04:57

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It's a Hard Spy
Parody of It's a Hard Life, by Queen.

I just want my Penguin!
There's no reason for hunting.... with a griefing clan!

This is a tricky hunting day,
I've only got the pengs to blame.
It's just a dying part of wild,
It can happen in any world!

You kill, I hunt,
It's just a chance we take with pengs!
Oh yes, I hunted them,
But now I see the dots and I'm running so hard!

Yeah Yeah!
It's a Hard Spy!
To be two hunters together,
To spy and whisper together on each others threads!
It's a peng-uin spy!
To waddle and chatter around,
To learn to trap with platty right from reset,
When you're a 'Wav!

I try and trap the roaming Penguins!
Oh, I try to fight back the Pkers!
Oh, they say it's my fault for being there,
They'll kill just anyone!

How it hurts (yeah!) Wildy deaths (oh yeah)
When the killers slice you down so cold!
Traps are tough, on your own!
Now I'm hunting for a lost roaming peng!
I'm waiting for grief!

Yes, It's a Wildy Rock!
Two penguins together!
To chill and spy together in Freneskae!
It's a tough old task!
To minimise losing your pengs!
To spy over fences right from the edge,
When you're on threads.

Yes, It's a Pen-guin!
On a world that starts with a seven,
There are purples searching for pengs in every place!
It's a daily task!
But they'll always live for reset day,
They'll look back on this thread, and say, we did it for pengs,
Yes, I wrote it for purps,
For Twils!
Oh, I hunt the lost pengs!
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18-Aug-2018 04:17:19 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:45:42 by Trewavas

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Wavy of Forum Threads
Parody of Jesus of Suburbia, by Green Day.


Part I - Wavy forum Threads

I'm the Wav' of Rune and Scape!
The Wavy of Forum Threads,
In the games chat thread and penguin hunts;
On a parody spree!
Purple girls and Dalek Heads!
No one ever sings
My songs on threads,
But why would they?
There's one I wouldn't post up!

And there's a crown upon my head!
But no purple hair un-der-neath!
In a land of make-believe,
They put their faith in me!

Get my noxious set fixed!
Singing on the forum threads.
The POH, or my slayer dung,
While the Forum Games are around!
To purple hair and penguin threads!
To Falador and Ardounge now!
And Slayer Cape,
Driving me insane!
Assisting someone else's effigy!

And there are songs out on my thread,
This what I'm supposed to be,
In a land of Wavy Fred!
They put their faith in me!


Part II: City of the Plagued

At the centre of RuneScape
In the anti-clan,
Thread 7-9 where I was caught!
The count begins from a one!

It says home is where the house is,
With an aquarium!
But everyone's house,
Doesn't look the same!
It's graphically outta date!

City of RuneScape!
At the end of another winding pathway,
Signs pointing to the Wilderness!
City of the Plague!
Lost penguins with beaky faces oh yeah,
Only whispers really seem to care!

I read the runic words,
In no bathroom hut,
Like the Godly writings of a dying knight!
And so we seem to post...

I don't like much,
Save the threads and the 'Scape but,
The death of Fred'
Was the end of the Queen!
And I could really cry more!

City of RuneScape!
At the end of another winding pathway,
Signs pointing to the Wilderness!
City of the Plague!
Lost penguins with beaky faces oh yeah,
Only whispers really seem to care!
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25-Aug-2018 01:12:49 - Last edited on 06-Sep-2018 03:27:40 by Trewavas

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Part III: I just write

I don't sing if you sing!
I just write if you sing!
I don't share if you don't care!
[x4]

I HUNT PENGS!

Twillow is so full of purps!
Born to hunt and reset counts!
Time traveled but never saved!
From the wild of RuneScape!
These are the threads in Forum Games!
From Ardounge to the Desert Sands!
These are the writings and parodies of...
The Wavy of Forum Threads!
Game of make-believe,
And its just now Griefing me!
A crown upon my head,
And I won't sing!
And I won't sing!
I just write! [x4]


Part IV: Roaming Penguin

Roaming Penguin, are you waddling?
We tried hearding but you're not co-operatin'
Are you a crate or just a roaming rock?
The doors that's in between freedom or a trap!

Oh Skilling hard, and I'm waitin' for reset,
Am I a singer or am I just unemployed?
Nobody's Hero but I write my songs,
With lack of more bossing pets, and that just makes me glad!



Part V: Tales of another Forum Game

To spy, and not to trap!
Makes a song, a Rhapsody!
To run, to rest away!
To find, your clue scroll loot!

And I write my songs!
This wonderous thread of parodies!
I lost my life for pengs!
That clan, that don't exist!
So I run, I run away!
From the depths, of wilderness!

And I, leave behind
This waddling penguin; such a spy.
And I, jumped the wall,
A million and one wildy deaths!
But not this time!

We don't feel any pain,
We won't give up now,
When you just kill our hunts!
Daleks kill, but that's okay,
When you've got you AbslomDaak on hand...
Tales from another penguin hunt!

Oh, you're singing!
You're singing!
You're singing!
Are you singing songs?
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28-Aug-2018 21:58:31 - Last edited on 06-Sep-2018 03:30:02 by Trewavas

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Trewavas said:
Done.

Towels are Boring
Parody of London Calling, by The Clash.

Towels are boring to the real clan dudes,
Civil War is declared, and towel stock high!
Towels are Boring, DillytheDill!
Come out of the wardrobe, the towels and stock!
Towels are boring, now don't look to Grief!
Phony Bwianmania has gripped the threads!
Towels are boring, see we are really so bored,
Except for the Krista, who left long ago!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Towels Boring to the wilderness zone!
Forget it, Abbot, you can grief them alone!
Towels are Boring to the zombies of Edge!
Stop posting bores, and write another thread!
Towels are Boring and I don't want to sing,
But whilst i was writing, I saw boredom in your eyes!
Brian Calling, see we ain't got no boss,
Except for that one with the yellowy sig!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Now get this!

Towels are Boring, yes, DillyDilly!
And you know what Corug said? Well, none of it was true!
Boring threads at the top of sub-forums!
And after this ends won't you give me my tip?

I never felt so very bored bored bored


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28-Aug-2018 21:58:37 - Last edited on 14-Sep-2018 00:24:44 by Trewavas

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But I threw this together for Fifi.

Slayer Skill
Parody of Bicycle Race, by Queen.


Slayer, Slayer, Slayer!
I want to level my Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill!
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to Slay the creatures now,
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to kill them everywhere...

You say ranged I say mage!
You say dung I say wild!
You say shark I say that's fishing,
Karamja is out-of-date,
And I don't like TzHaar!

You say Run I say Walk,
You say 'wav gimme a song,
You say Zaros, I say Zam!
I don't believe in Anti-Clan,
Towel-Shops or Annexing,
All we wanna do is...

Slayer, Slayer, SLAYER!
I want to level my Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill!
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to Slay the creatures now,
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to level my... slayer tasks they are your active task now,

So put aside all your skilling right now,
Dancing Green Drags, will be dying today,
But look out for their flaming oh yeah...

Sharpen Swords, Nox Set.. go!

Slayer Task, Slayer Task, Slayer Task!
Slayer, Slayer, SLAYER!
I want to level my Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill!
(I want a) Slayer Cape!

You say chea I say ldar!
You say Morv I say ran!
Green Drag! I say drink pot,
I just wanna be the King of the threads now!

You say Rock I say Tail,
Brew? I say nah!
Death tax - I say Grim!
I don't wanna be a candidate,
For Catacombs or Surface Graves,
'Cause all I have to do is...

Slayer, Slayer, SLAYER!
I want to level my Slayer Skill, Slayer Skill (c'Mon!), Slayer Skill!
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to Slay the creatures now,
I want to level my Slayer Skill,
I want to train it where I like!
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23-Sep-2018 17:44:43

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Hat out of Hell
Parody of Bat out of Hell, by Meatloaf


The spammers are posting, and the hats are wearing,
Way down on the Forums tonight,
There's a guy on the threads with no patch on his eye,
And a hat standing out, pirate!
There's Reddit from the Mods and there's Twitter from the guys,
And Bob's on blood soaked decks,
And way down in the dungeon his stats are rising,
Oh, I swear I saw Nosword down on the threads,
He was searching for some hair to wear.

Oh, Wavy you're the only guy on this old thread,
With your tea, and your songs, and your Froud,
And singing your songs and writing your woes,
Of how you're going to kill that dent',
But I gotta get hats, I gotta have hats now,
Before the final boat leaves the port,
So we gotta make the most of our one song together,
When I change my avatar,
You'll have the only hat...

Like a Hat on my Head, It'll be gone when the Cherries crash,
When the threads are over, like a Hat out of Hell, I'll still post, post, post,
Like a Bob out of Scape, I'll just grab a peg-leg too,
But when my search is done,
And the Waves go down, (;))
The Iron helm is still shining through!
Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

I'm gonna hit the forums like a battering ram,
On an assassin-black flag game,
When the cannon they fire, and the sails they sail.
And we're all about to sing a 'Wav!
Nothing ever grows on Noswords balding scalp,
His hair growth is stunted and lost,
The boats they really rocks, and Lusty haz a beard,
And Chee's threads they're all locked up!
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23-Nov-2018 07:34:22 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:36:40 by Trewavas

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Well I know that I'm damned with my pirate hat cap,
And maybe I'll just trained my Ranged?
But with every other boat I've got left in my Port,
You know I'll always haz my hat!
If I gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Swaying and wearing you on my head?
Well if I gotta be hanged you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
With you on my head,
With you on my head,
Wearing you on my head!

Oh, Wavy you're the only guy on this old thread,
With your tea, and your songs, and your Froud,
And singing your songs and writing your woes,
Of how you're going to kill that dent',
But I gotta get hats, I gotta have hats now,
Before the final boat leaves the port,
So we gotta make the most of our one song together,
When I change my avatar,
You'll have the only hat...

Like a Hat on my Head, It'll be gone when the Cherries crash,
When the threads are over, like a Hat out of Hell, I'll still post, post, post,
Like a Bob out of Scape, I'll just grab a peg-leg too,
But when my search is done,
And the Waves go down, (;))
The Iron helm is still shining through!
Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Well I can see myself searching for a hat, farther
Than any other pirate, has ever sailed,
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
The Brits will never stop me now! I'm gonna grab my hat!
But I can't stop thinking of threads,
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late...
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23-Nov-2018 07:35:00

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Then I'm down in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away,
Like a Hat out of Hell!

Then I'm dying in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat,
Still my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away...

Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
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23-Nov-2018 07:35:20

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Don't Post Me Now

Tonight I'm gonna post again on this thread
I feel the po-oh-ohsssts, and the songs, I'll turn them into gold yeah
And posting around with only my crown
So don't stop me now, don't stop me
Cause I'm having a good sing, having a good sing

I'm a Cornish guy leaping through the threads
Like a nutter, defying the laws of Reddity
I'm a posh guy passing by like good Lady Thatcher
I'm gonna tea tea tea
There's no hiding me

Was burnin' through the logs yeah
Two thousand an hour
That's why they called me I'm Burnable
Drinkin' tea at the speed of light
I wanna eat a soupersonic tin of the Heinz

Don't stop me now, I'm missin' my 'Scape
With no Easter event,
Don't sing me now,
With only a Spring Fayre, and some ninja update,
Don't sing me now ('Cause I'm having a baller)
Don't post me now (Yes I'm havin' a great time)
Maybe I should go after all?

Yeah, I'm a British on my way to Bel'
On a uni course
I am a Womble like, straight outta Wimble,
I am a song machine ready to repost
Like a typewriter!
Past its sell-by-by-by-by date!

I'm runnin' through RuneScape yah,
Two million botters
That's why the Barbarians call them Arn-ie-oh
I'm running from a penguin bush,
I wanna make a supersonic woman of Froud

And And And, And And And
Don't post me, hey hey hey
Don't stop me, don't prod me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't poke me don't probe me
Have a bad time bad time
Don't stop me don't stop me ahhhh
Oh let loose Cherry!
Alright!

Oh, I'm burnin' through the threads yeah
Two hundred a day,
That's why Twillow resets her threads!
I'm postin' at the speed of light!
I wanna make a supersonic postcount out of it!

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a post
Don't sing my songs
If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
Don't give me a call (alright)
Don't post me now ('cause I'm having a peng hunt- yeah yeah)
Don't lock me now (yes I'm havin' a peng hunt)
I don't want to post at all!
Larh da da darh
Da da da haa
Ha da da
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23-Nov-2018 07:46:53 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2018 16:02:44 by Trewavas

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Bonus Material
Parodies of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel, It's a Kind of Magic, by Queen, & The Show Must Go On, by Queen.



Uptown Wav',
He's been livin' in an uptown flat,
I bet he's never seen a back street dent',
I bet his pliers never let him down,

Froud's gonna try for an Uptown Wav',
She's been livin' in a white waiting room,
As long as those dentist fish,
And now she's gonna try for an Uptown Wav'
Exactly what I am

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It's a Kind of Froudy
It's a Kind of Froudy
A Kind of Froudy - my bae
One thread, One post, One bump
One love, One Golden Glance, of what should be
It's a Kind of Froudy
One Forum Post that shows the way,
No backroom dent' will win today
It's a Kind of Froudy
The Wava that sits inside your mind
Is calling you to his dentist chair
It's a Kind of Froudy
The waiting room seems an eternity
Your daily dose of insanity
Ooh Ohh Ohh Ohh

Is this a Kind of Froudy?
It's a Kind of Froudy!
The can be only one!
Our love that burns for a thousand years!
Won't soon be done!

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Empty Forums, what are we posting for?
Abandoned threads, I guess we know the score,
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?

Another social, another failed Twitch Crate,
Behind the vail, of the collective now,
Hold the posts, is anybody gonna post here anymore?
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23-Nov-2018 07:52:35 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:58:21 by Trewavas

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Froudio Ga Ga
Parody of Radio Ga Ga, by Queen.

I'd sit alone, and watch your eyes,
On this thread, through Uni nights,
And everything, I had to know,
I heard it from my Froudy-yy,

We met on the, post count threads,
Through wars and games, invaded by mods,
Your glasses called, your haircut too,
You made us feel like we could post (Froudy-yy)

So don't go to, the backroom dent',
A simple vail, between you and me,
I just don't know, I just can't cope,
I just can't live, when you're not there,

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hour,
Froudy-yy (Froudy-yy)

All we hear is Nosword Ca Ca,
Cherry Goo Goo,
Bobda Ba Ba,
All we hears is Jmod Ga Ga,
Dentist Blah Blah,
Froudy-yy, what's new?
Froudy-yy, Wa-Va still loves you.
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23-Nov-2018 07:54:07

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Oh, just a few more Galileos, dear.
Assorted 'Bo Rap' parodies:


I see a little silhouette of an update,
Cherry Waves, Cherry Waves,
Will you do the Cy-ber-goth?
MTX and Updates,
Very Very concerning me,
No Sword (No Hair), No Sword (No Butt),
No Swordornoclue,
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh
I’m just a poor Wav, from the Wavy family...
He’s just a posh wav, drinking tea and
Posting on Bobs monstrosity,
Easy post, forum games,
Will my post count rise?
Treasure Hunter, No! Do not buy the mtx!
(Don’t let him buy) Broken Updates, Why where they abused?
(Don’t abuse them) Social Media, taking you away,
(will not let you stay), taking you away,
(will not let you stay), taking you away, (let me stay!) ah-h-h-h-h-h-h
No no no no no no no!!!
Oh RuneScape Bonds, MTX, happening more and more,
Mummy, has some teabags put aside for me, for me, to brewwwwwwww.

----------

Tuai Leit,
Goshima as well,
Sending shivers down my spine,
Being on the Ice Plateau,
Goodbye Everybody,
I’ve got to Port,
Gotta leave you all behind and face Tsutsaroth,
Clue Scrolls, ooooooh, (Anyway the Wind Rush)
I don’t wanna die,
Sometimes I wish I had never gone to C’Wars,
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23-Nov-2018 07:57:31 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:59:25 by Trewavas

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Under Social
Parody of: Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie

Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de

Social! Pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for.
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts JMods on streets.

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da that's nokay!

It's the terror of knowing
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming get me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me post count,
Pressure on people, people on forums.

Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These aren’t the days the forums live but they die,

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on social ee da de da de
People on forums ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing
What this Reddit is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming come join in!
Pray tomorrow gets me posts and post and pooooooooooooost
Pressure on people, people on forums.

They turned away from it all like blind men,
Updated clues, but they don't work!
Keep coming up with updates but they’re so slashed and broke...
Why, why, why?

Escape scape scape scape scape
Insanity laughs under social we're breaking!
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts....

'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word
And posts dare you to care for
The Gowers on the...
edge of the night,
And posts dare you to change the way of
Caring about updates
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves
Under Reddit,
Under Twitter,
Social.
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23-Nov-2018 08:11:41 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 08:19:24 by Trewavas

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Posts Must Go On
Parody of The Show Must Go On, by Queen.


Empty Forums, what are we posting for?
Abandoned thread chats, I guess we know the score.
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?

Another social, another failed Twitch Crate,
Behind the vail of their Cambridge screen,
Hold the posts, is anybody gonna post here anymore?

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside Bobs hat is breaking,
The fish thread may be dying,
But my crown still stays on.

Whatever happens, we leave it all to mods,
Another archive, another failed update.
On and on,
Does anybody really buy those keys anymore?

I guess I'm singing (I'm singing),
I must be crying now,
I'll soon be posting (Posting, Posting)
On their Reddit site,
Outside the Bob is homeless,
But inside on the threads I'm aching for history!

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside Lusts loot is growing,
The Swordy may be balding,
But my crown still stays on.

Yeah
Woah wo oh oh

My crown is painted like the raging of ranty threads,
Fairytales of chatlounge threads will grow, but never die!
I can cry my friends!

Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Posts Must Go On!
We'll face it with a grin,
We're never giving in,
On with the thread!

We'll break the threads,
I'll write some songs,
We have to find the will to carry...
...on with the posts, with the POSTS!

Posts Must Go On!
Go On, Go On, Go On.
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23-Nov-2018 16:07:30 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:41:22 by Trewavas

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Written at the request of Twillow for her 'Forum Fashion' thread.

Forumsian Fashionsody
Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen.

Is this the right thread?
Is it just a bump I need?
Caught with no format...
No escape to my editing.

Open a thread,
Look up to the top and see...
Those buttons up there now,
They'll help you edit threads.
Because, they're bold and slant, unlined,
Strikethrough it, align it too.
Any way the colours, helps you to format your threads.
Your threads.


Poster, do you need a hand?
Have a look upon this thread,
Have a read of what I've said.
Poster, your threads have just begun!
But don't you go and throw it all away!

Poster, ooooh! You add a space to your text,
Remember that others should really read it all,
But carry on, post your threads.
It's the thought that really matters.


Titles, hook readers now,
Sends people to your threads,
Gets them posting all the time.
But you need to have a format,
And a link will help,
Gotta spread the word about your forum thread!

Poster, oooh!
We don't want no spam,
So avoid quoting lengthy forum poooooooooosts!
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25-Nov-2018 23:53:41 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:41:56 by Trewavas

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I see a little imagery of their head?
Take a pic, Take a pic, you can do it near Fally!
Writing and Replying very very frightening me!
Forum Help, Forum Help,
Forum Help, Forum Help,
Forumhelpisthrereforyou!
Magnifice-e-e-e-e-nt.

But I'm just a newbie, nobody helps me.
You're not newbie, just a new face,
So read our advice on our forum fash' thread.

Easy post, easy read,
But what does bumping do?
Bump threads, Yes! They raise it on the threads! (Do they now?)
Bump threads! And anyone can bump! (Can they now?)
Bump threads! And anyone can bump! (Can they now?)
But do not spam your bumps (Do not spam)
Never, Never, Never, Never, Never pick a f-i-i-i-i-i-ght!
No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
Oh forum badge, and posting count,
They're certainly linked.
Colour-quette shouldn't detract from your threads now,
Your threads,
Your threads,
Your threaaaaaaaaaads!

So you can align text to make it easy on the eye!
And you can add symbols for visual impact!
Oh, caps lock, sounds like you're shouting!
Add an image, just gotta link to the imgur!

Posting really matters,
Cos' everyone can see.
Formats really matter.
Posting really matters to me.

Any way the forum fash'.
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25-Nov-2018 23:54:23

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Well, thank you, Twillow. Have a spur of the moment gift:

I Want to Hunt Pengs
Parody of I Want to Break Free, by Queen.

I want to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs in the lands,
In their rocks and their self-walking crates; I just spy them!
I've got to hunt Pengs!
Froud knows!
Froud knows I want to hunt Pengs!

I've hunted in wells,
I've hunted freezers for the first time,
And this time I know it's for points!
I've hunted in wells... yeah!
Vern' knows!
Vern' knows I've hunted in wells!

They're strange with their beaks, hey,
I can't get over the way the waddle 'round the 'Scape,
But I have to be sure when I walk to the Zoo,
Oh, how the penguins roam free, Freddie,
Oh, how the penguins roam free!
Oh, how I've got to hunt pengs!

But pengs still roam on,
I can't get used to hunting the ghost, hunting the ghost, hunting the ghost without help
By the threads!
I don't wanna hunt alone!
Hey, Hill knows!
Got to hunt them on my own.
So, Twillow can't you see?
We've got to hunt Pengs!

We've got to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs!

I want, I want, I want, I want...
To hunt...Pengs!
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28-Nov-2018 00:53:03

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RuneScape Time (Don't let the Penguins win)
Parody of Christmas Time, (Don't let the bells end), by The Darkness.

Playing RuneScape with Twillow,
And the pengs we despise over thread chats,
With Froud.
On the mid-weeking day,
Of the Twelfth month,
The penguins they are roaming,
In men!

How we spy out-
When snowmen roam in Scape,
So we can spy!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Well, the Freddy is cool,
And his friend left the 'Scape,
And it still it hurts!
You've got your padlocks,
Spent the best part of the year hunting penguins!
How they hide!

So that's why we hunt,
Each and every RuneScaping day!
So they can't hide!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!

Curse underneath, the Yew tree leaf,
When you can't see!
They hid away, upon Mort Myre lands,
Now, how the hell you gonna trap it in the keep?

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
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23-Dec-2018 17:13:12 - Last edited on 23-Dec-2018 17:14:46 by Trewavas

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The Twelve Days of 'Wavmas

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the true Fred' gave to you,

Twelve Roaming Penguins,
Eleven Griefers Toweling,
Ten Beaches Cleaned,
Nine Twillow's Neining,
Eight Friends are Quitting,
Seven Count Resets,
Six Robin Hood Hats,
Five forum games!
Four clan members,
Three griefing songs,
Two penguin crates,
And a large helping of RuneScape parodies!
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23-Dec-2018 17:17:10

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Dong U Dead said:
We built this city on Trolls and Gnomes.

I got this idea from your post about 'We Built This City ...on Sausage Rolls (Official Music Video) - LadBaby, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEB8bfP7wE' and you stated you could do better, so I would like it done on Trolls and Gnomes :D


Hey, Dong.

Sorry, I didn't see this sooner, will do it when I have time. :)

Twillow said:
I'm not familiar with The Darkness, but I googled them. I see the lead singer is "heavily influenced" by Queen. =)


Their new drummer is also the son of Queen's drummer, Roger Taylor. :)
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10-Jan-2019 12:01:33 - Last edited on 10-Jan-2019 12:24:07 by Trewavas

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We Built This City
Parody of We Built This CIty, by Starship.


We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes!
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes!

Say you're up in Trollheim, or wandering with the gnomes,
Say you don't have the teleport to kind of place!
Dragged by the Grand Tree, farming plots all round,
They've got too many terrorbirds running 'round the place!

The gnomes they house the penguins, listen to the trolls growl, don't you remember:
We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes

Someone's always flying in gliders in the sky,
Who fights trolls always attacking the blackguard of Burthorpe?
We just want some gnome ball, run the agility course,
They tell you to train hard, but don't eat your bones!

The gnomes they house the penguins, listen to the trolls growl, don't you remember:
We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes

We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes

It's just another Wav' Song, in a tired old forum!
Well if you want to Cook, oh, the gnomes have the game!

Who counts the money dropped by the trolls?
Who kills the wrecking trolls in the monthly minigame?
Don't tell them you like them, 'cause they're just simple fools...
Looking for Ape Atoll, gliding through the sky!
Yeah!
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10-Jan-2019 12:16:41 - Last edited on 10-Jan-2019 12:19:42 by Trewavas

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Don't you remember (remember)

The gnomes they house the penguins, listen to the trolls growl, don't you remember:
We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes!

We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes

We built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes
Built this city, we built this city on trolls an' gnomes, oh

We built, we built this city
Built this city
Built this city
We built, we built this city
Built this city
Built this city
We built, we built this city
Built this city
Built this city
We built, we built this city
Built this city
Built this city
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10-Jan-2019 12:17:43

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RuneScapian Rhapsody (RS 18th Birthday Competition Runner-Up)

Is this the real 'Scape?

Or is this just 'ScapeRune I'm in?

Waka’ed to Wildy,

No escape to the Edgeville now.



Mine and Smith too,

Has just had updates you see…

I’m just a skiller,

I need no killing, no.



But that’s the great beauty

Of RuneScape

Kill all day

Skill with friends.

Any way, the wind rush, was simply just a free spell for us,

For us.



Player, just arrived in Lum’

Put a weapon in your hand,

Kill some monster ‘till it’s dead!

Player, the game has just begun!

So, don’t forget to go and quest as well!

Player, ooooh!

Didn't mean to hunt lost pengs!

If you’re not in a friendly clan this time tomorrow,

Carry on, assist the Chef,

‘Cause I’ll just hunt Imps in free lands.



Tuai Leit,

And Goshima as well,

Sending shivers down my spine,

On the Ice Plateau up high,

Tele everybody, we’ve got to go

Got to leave you all to die and face a boss!

Player, ooooooooh! (Posting on the Forums!)

I don’t want to beg,

But perhaps you’d care to spare me some GeePeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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13-Feb-2019 18:51:28

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I see a little sandpile of a worm,

Penguin Ping, Penguin Pong – do you have some spare costumes?

Wilderness and Killing – very very skulling me!

Goblin Tribe, Goblin War,

Goblin Shield, Goblins God!

One Small Favour’s a right old pain!

Menaph-o-o-o-o-o-s.

But I’m just a poor player, hastled by a Tramp now.

He’s just a poor tramp from a Varry alley,

Spare him some coins for his poor sob story.

Easy tasks, easy kills, will my slay count rise?

Elvarg, NO! - We will not let you kill! – let me kill!

Delrith too! We will not let you in! - let me in!

Sliske now! You’re never gonna stay! – let me stay!

Will you go away – let me stay!

Never Never Never let you stay!

Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat Phat!

Oh, Hans in Lum, Hans In Lum, Hans offers you a cape,

That Kal’Gerion has a demon put aside for me,

For me,

To kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



So, you think you can complete tasks and unlock Runescore?

So, you think you can hunt creatures and leave them to die?

Oh, RuneScape! There are two versions of RuneScape!

Just gotta play now, just play right now and see…



Grinding really matters,

Everyone can see…

Grinding really matters to get exp…



Any way the Gowers game!
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13-Feb-2019 18:51:49

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I Waddle Around

I waddle around,
Yes I waddle around!
You can spy me at the gates of Yan'
As I waddle around.

But I'll spy my peng,
Won't be blocked by trees.
And I'll stop the bear from draggin' me in,
Gonna hunt my pengs!
As I spy around.

(I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
And I update threads!

Well, I know what crate,
I got just one point!
In a 'Scape that just keeps hunting pengs,
I will trap them too,
As I hunt my pengs!

(I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
And I update threads!

(I waddle around) Hey, Pengy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Won't tell Chuck.

I waddle around) Hey, Katy!
There ain't no easy peng hunt!
(I waddle around) Hey, I
Will hunt my pengs,
(I will hunt my pengs) And I update threads!
(I will hunt my pengs) And I update threads!
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14-Apr-2019 01:05:01 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2019 01:05:26 by Trewavas

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Penguin Hunt-thon
Parody of Chain Reaction, by Diana Ross.

You lost a penguin and made me a hunt it,
You got a toadstool and put him in it,
You made me hunt him out of doin' questin'
Something about spying, oh!

And we were there not whisperin' with anyone,
You spot a penguin then you note it on threads,
You point a finger to the roaming pengs away,
Hunting, spying, looking out for you!

I'm in the middle of a Penguin Hunt-thon,
(Penguin Hunt-thon)
You give me all the after midnight reset,
(Don't pass me by)
I wanna get you where I can get you trapped up in a wall,
I'm on a hunt for the exp-iation,
(Exp-iation,)
To Viking lands and there ain't no ghost penguin,
(Just make me cry)
I need you to open doors nearer to me,
So you can set me free
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about spies!
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about spies!

You make me cheer when I spy your disguise!
(When you're on hunts)
You spy a little then you read the forums,
(When you're on hunts)
Woodland has a way of hiding penguins,
Spying out for you!

You gotta track your penguin is on the run!
Hunt a penguin for the whole world over!
You never find your crate if you hide away,
Spying, cheering all you gotta do is...

Get in the middle of a Penguin Hunt-Thon!
(Penguin Hunt-thon)
You get a point score when you hand 'em in,
(Don't pass them by)
I wanna get the threads all ready for the sweet resetsiation,
Instant meditation!

You let me spy you for the first peng quest yeah,
(First peng quest yeah)
We get a picture of the bear in wells too,
(Bear in wells too)
My arms will cheer my threads will track you too,
(Sooner or later)
With no more pengs to spy!
We talk about hunts, hunts, hunts!
We talk about hunts!
You let me spy you for the first peng point yeah,
My arms will cheer for you!

(Chorus) x2
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14-Apr-2019 02:12:53 - Last edited on 27-Nov-2019 02:09:51 by Trewavas

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Peng Soldier
Parody of Tin Soldiers, by Stiff Little Fingers.

She spied out to hunt a peng, she thought she'd join a hunt,
Swapped little crown for a telescope,
She thought she'd join the fun.
At the count of seventeen, she was forced to roam.
At the count of twenty-one she's in the Ardy Zoo!

She spied out for RuneScape threads, it seemed a small old task,
But she didn't tell him that,
There was no clan to hunt!
At the count of seventeen, how was he to know?
That at the count of twenty-none he'd still have one to go?

Peng Soldier!
He spied away his crown!
Peng Soldier!
No chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldier!
Now he hunts with Froud!
Peng Soldier!
He signed away his nights!

He joined hunts cos' Twil' knew best, to do right by the Fred,
But now he waits and counts the dates,
'Till reset comes along!
At the count of seventeen, he trapped them in a wall,
Now at the count of twenty-one chuck still won't give him gold!

Peng Soldier!
He spied away his crown!
Peng Soldier!
No chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldier!
Now he hunts with Froud!
Peng Soldier!
He signed away his nights!

-instrumental-

Peng Soldiers, you spied away your crown!
Peng Soldiers, no chance for clues or skills!
Peng Soldiers, now you hunt with Froud!
Peng Soldiers, you sign away your nights!
Peng Soldiers, you go and join the zoo!
Peng Soldiers, do what Chuck wants you to!
Peng Soldiers, they spy out with their beaks!
Peng Soldiers, they waddle all the same!

Spy away your crown!
Spy away your crown!
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03-May-2019 01:44:21 - Last edited on 03-May-2019 01:48:18 by Trewavas

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So I didn't realise this thread is a year old. So with that in mind, here's an expanded version of one of my first parodies on this thread.

Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!

We hunt in wells,
We hunt through 'Scape!
On PC screens - invaded by Crates,
We always need to trap them too,
Or tactics ring true through the years!

So don't you ever, leave old friends,
Like real good pengs, on points we depend.
So roam around cos we will hunt you,
As we grow tired of all our count threads!

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!

Pengio Ga Ga!
Purpleoh Ga Ga!
Pengio Ga Ga!
Pengio Ga Ga!

You've had your Frouds,
You'd had your Vern's,
You've yet to have your finest Spyra,
Pengio (Pengio)...

All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Goo Goo,
Pengio Ga Ga!
All we here is, Pengio Ga Ga,
Pengio Blah Blah!
Pengy girl, what's new?
Pengio; someone still hunts you!
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06-May-2019 21:58:41

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Money for Nothing
(Parody of Money for Nothin, by Dire Straits)

I want my Runes and Scape...

Now look at them count thread's, that's the way you raise it,
You write the songs for the an-tea-clan!
They ain't roamin', that's the way you trap em'
Money for nothin' and the scrolls for free!

Now I ain't countin', that's the way they do it,
Lemme whisper, that Twillow's fun!
Maybe get a penguin with your little Froudles,
Maybe get a penguin in the Lumb.

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

See the little Freddie with the quiff and the Crown hat?
Yeah buddy that's his own hair.
That little Freddie got his own song parody thread!
That little Freddie, he's a Billionaire!

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

(We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!)
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
(We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!)
Look here, Look here...

I shoulda learned to kill a boss now,
I shoulda learned to play for fun,
Look at that counter, they're sticking it to the badge!
Oh, poster I could write up a song!

And where's he roaming? Yanille Walls now?
Growling through the bars like a polar bear,
Oh they ain't roaming, that's the way you hunt them,
Penguins for Nothin and the points for free!

We gotta install the Farming tree runs,
Custom Gnome Shop deliveries!
We gotta hunt these energy crashers!
We gotta move these blocks in Dungey!

Now look at them count thread's, that's the way you raise it,
You write the songs for the an-tea-clan!
They ain't roamin', that's the way you trap em'
Money for nothin' and the hugs for free!

Money for nothin', hugs for free!
Money for nothin' and the hugs for free!
Money for nothin', hugs for free!
Money for nothin', hugs for free!
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06-May-2019 22:28:58 - Last edited on 06-May-2019 22:46:03 by Trewavas

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Flu-Filled Twill
Parody of Killer Queen, by Queen.


She keeps her lemsips on hand right now
In her pretty cupboard too!
"Let them drink syrup" she says,
Just like the Penguin Ping!
A built in remedy,
For coughing and flu-ey things,
And anytime a runny nose she just has to blow!

Throat Pills and Nasal Sprays
Well stocked with fruity snacks,
Extraordinarily ill!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Sniffling and coughing!
Dynamite with the throaty pills
Guaranteed to blow her nose...
ANYTIME!

Recommended by a doctor now,
Infections and aspirin,
Wanna heal?

To avoid drunk hallucinations,
She avoided the advice of Frou Frou gal,
In penguin hunts too,
She sneezed all over the Chuck in Zoo!
Met a viral infection,
Went down with palpitations,
Then again her inclination,
Was to stay in bed.

Sneeze came naturally from nasal (naturally),
For penguins she couldn't care less,
Flu-filled and plagued too!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Sniffling and coughing!
Dancing with the thread resets,
Guaranteed to pass it on...
EVERYTIME!

Click of a mouse, she's-a-sneezing like,
A dainty little Twi-llow cat,
Then momentarily out of action,
Temporarily ill in bed,
To absolutely cough too, cough too,
She's out reset us!

She's a flu-filled Tw-'ill',
Hunting pengs and resetting!
Chomping through the throat pills,
Guaranteed to sneeze at one...
EVERYTIME!

Recommended seven,
Lemons and honey,
Wanna sip?
You wanna sip.
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13-May-2019 19:04:52 - Last edited on 26-May-2019 21:33:46 by Trewavas

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Who Wants To Slay Forever
Parody of Who Wants to Live Forever, by Queen.

There's some points for us,
Task set aside for us.
It takes a slay that builds up points,
That are spent away by us.

Who wants to slay forever?
Who wants to slay forever?

There's no chance for me,
Those deaths all decided me.
Morvran has only one
Sweet slay cape, set aside for us.

Who wants to slay forever?
Who wants to slay forever?
Who?

Who dares to hunt forever?
Oh, when pengs shift spots!

But slash my sword, against skulls!
Shoot my bow with the fingertips!

And we can slay, forever!
And we can kill, forever!
Forever, is their last day...

Who wants to slay, forever?
Who wants to hunt, say never!
Moreover, I hate to slay...

Who slays forever anyway?
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25-May-2019 04:10:31 - Last edited on 25-May-2019 04:11:09 by Trewavas

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Get Your Hands Off My Penguin!
Parody of Get Your Hands Off My Woman, by The Darkness.

You all hunt and you are spy-ey,
In your Lumbridge or Lumber Mill,
We all know what's on the forum,
You've broken the trap!

I've got no right to roam through Scapey lands,
It's just my lost penguin,
To count!

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!

Outvoted, you've had six emotes too many,
And they can't keep in their bumping hut.
They're too sly and too speedy, just outfox you,
So you trap them in a wall right now!

I've got no right to trap lost penguin friends,
To move them's your obsession,
You're coco-'nuts'!

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!

-instrumental-

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, moving trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, moving trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!

Owwwwwww,

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
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26-May-2019 21:26:31 - Last edited on 27-May-2019 17:16:53 by Trewavas

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Land Out Of Time
Parody of the Land Before Time television theme song.

All I see is the fog infront of me!
(All I see is the fog infront of me!)

Barge-like boats with a fresh new land!
(Barge-like boats with a fresh new land!)

Come and quest with me,
Storms so fun and lands to roam,
Oh, creatures to slay all day long,
To the Land Out Of Time!
Out Of Time!
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I Was Made For Wearin' You
Parody of I Was Made For Lovin' You, by KISS.

Hmm, hat!
doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-do-dooh-dooh
oooo-ooh-ooooah-oooah-ooo!
doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-do-dooh-dooh
oooo-ooh-ooooah-oooah-ooo!

Tonight! I wanna wear you on my head!
On the forums, there's so many friends I wanna try.
And tonight, I wanna take pic's at the booth,
'Cause hat, you were worn by me!
And hat, I was made for you!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

Tonight, I wanna see it on my head,
Feel the gilded,
There's cosmetics that drive me wild!
And with Fred, we're gonna have a hat-wearin' comp!
'Cause his hat's so big!
And Cav', you were made for Tw-ill!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for penguin hunts!
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

Oh, can't get a hat, oh, oh
I can't get you on, oh, oh
I can't get a hat!
Yeah, ha!

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for wearin' a hat and
You were made for singing songs!
And I just need your luck now Freddie,
Can I keep you all for me?

Oh, I was made, you were made!
I can't get a pic!
No, I can't get a pic!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take a pic of you?

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for wearin' me!
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20-Jun-2019 04:04:31 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2019 12:46:09 by Trewavas

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Queen Melody
Parody of Queen at Wembley

We Will Wear You

Hatty, you're a thing, with a big feather,
Sitting on my head, gonna be a peng-friend someday!
You got gold on your brim, purple face!
Dragging your friend all over the place, singin'

We will, we will wear you - yeah, sing it!
We will, we will wear you!

Hatty, you're a gift now, worn now,
Wearing in the street, gonna hunt a peng someday
You got gold on your brim, purple face
Waving your feather all over the place - sing it!

We will, we will wear you- yeah, do it!
We will, we will wear you!

Hatty, you're an old thing, dull thing,
Pleading with the Fred, gonna get you on some thread someday!
Worn in the sands, big cactus!
Some Twillow better put you back onto her head!

We will, we will wear you, yeah, sing it!
We will, we will wear you!
We will, we will wear you!
We will, we will wear you!


Friends Will Hunt Pengs

Another peng hunting day,
See the Froud is trapped and the Freddie is creatin'
The other peng ran away, taking all the spies and leaving you with a cactus!
Got a pain on the threads,
Katy's on strike,
What you need is reset!
It's so easy now, when you've got pengs you can hunt!

Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're in need of spies they give you hats and reports now,
Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're Froudling and all pengs are lost, hold out your hand,
'cause friends will hunt pengs right 'til the trap!

It's a beautiful thing,
The Chuck he delivered a report of your penguin,
Only a tele away,
You tried to trap him in a wall but somebody moved your penguin!
It's a matter of fact, you're getting used to hunts,
With a mountain in your way!
It's so easy now, when you've got pengs you can hunt!

Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're in need of spies they give you hats and reports now,
Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're Froudling and all pengs are lost, point out your hand,
Friends will hunt pengs right 'til the end...
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20-Jun-2019 04:20:18 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2019 15:35:49 by Trewavas

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Queen Melody Cont.

We Are The Scapers

I've played on my 'Scape,
Land out of Time,
I've seen my friends quit,
And committed to clans!
And new updates - I've seen a few!
I've had my share of threads eaten by space,
But I've written new!

We are the Scapers, my friend!
And we'll keep on playin' till the end!
We are the Scapers,
We are the Scapers,
No time for Warcraft, 'cause we are the Scapers!
Of the threads!

I've hunted my pengs,
And my statue's now call.
The clue scrolls brought me summons and fortune and a load of teleports;
I thank the Elves!
But I have no friends in clan chats,
Just ships in a port!
To comp is a challenge, before the whole RuneScapian race,
That I'll nev'r do!

oh,
Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....

We are the Scapers, my friend!
And we'll keep on playin' till the end!
We are the Scapers,
We are the Scapers,
No time for Warcraft, 'cause we are the Scapers!

Of the threads!
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20-Jun-2019 04:21:39 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2019 03:04:04 by Trewavas

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Any Way You Slay It
Parody of Any Way You Want It, by Journey.

Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!

She love to hunt!
She loves to wear!
She kills everything!

He loves to wright!
He hates to fight!
He makes the songey things.

Ooh, All night,
Alright?
Ooh, Weekly nights!
So, slay task, slay task!
Oh, Freddie slay task!

And he said:
"Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!"
He said:
"Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!"

I was in Fal; it wasn't new,
With good knights true too.
Then I stabbed, then I slayed!
About poor guardy kills.

Ooh, All night,
Alright?
Ooh, Weekly nights!
So, peng hunt, peng hunt!
Oh, Freddie peng hunt!

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"
Oh, I said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

-solo-

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"
Oh, I said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!
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22-Jun-2019 02:54:38 - Last edited on 24-Jun-2019 23:40:29 by Trewavas

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Comp Cape
Parody of Love Gun, by KISS.

I really need you, compy!
I know all your stats!
Let's do the reaper we can...
Guess not!

No more group bossing, compy,
Paid 'til I die.
Comp I can make you feel, so worn!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
You pulled the nerf out on their...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!

You can't forget me, Questy,
Don't try to hide!
You'll never leave me, compy,
So don't try!
I'll be a farmer, compy!
Lunar the spells!
We'll wear together, compy,
Cus-tom!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
You pulled the nerf out on their...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape!

-solo-


Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape!)
Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
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26-Jun-2019 23:59:44 - Last edited on 27-Jun-2019 00:24:04 by Trewavas

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I'm In Love With My 'Scape
Parody of I'm In Love With My Car, by Queen.

Oh,
The game friend of my dream, such a friendly game!
Where the flowers they are farmin' and the swordies are fish.
When I'm roaming through 'Scape,
All I hear is your gear,
With my hand on my sword-hilt.
Oh, Ardy's a diseased town!
I'm in love with my 'Scape, got a feel for my automatron pals!
Get a grip on my, port builder keel haul,
Such a thrill, when your slayer targets shrill!

Told my servant, I'd have to fire her!
Gotta hire me, a demon for my house now!
So he may charge me, extortionate plank rates!
'Scape don't talk back, it's just a two-game online friend now!

When I'm hunting for pengs,
Or I'm farming my crops,
Well I'm cruising to stormy clouds!
Don't have to listen to no power-hungry-gods now!

I'm in love with my 'Scape (love with my 'Scape), got a feel for my automatron pals!
I'm in love with my 'Scape (love with my 'Scape), gloves of silence for my automatron pals!
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29-Jun-2019 00:35:51 - Last edited on 29-Jun-2019 00:36:27 by Trewavas

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Written for the 9299 bits of plastic I have pulled from the sea!

The Recycle
Parody of the Miracle, by Queen.

Every ounce of plastic found,
Is a fishy's life safe and sound,
It's a recycle.

Oh, plastic mouldings great and small,
The plastic clam and the nurdle beads,
It's a recycle!

Plastic bottles smashed and torn,
Foam balls, zip ties, dead turtles,
It's a recycle!

Wav's having a recycle from seas,
Mother nature's crying out for help.

The horrors of the beach go on,
The plastic lids that still float on,
Fishing lines and flip-flops too,
Butter pots 'til the tide goes out!

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

The one thing, he's still yearning for,
Is a moustache like hair,
He found that too!
It's reducing that we need,
The reducin' call...
The miracle we're all waitin for today.

If every lighter on every beach, could meet a bin-bag that would be,
A miracle.
If every pool on every cove, was plastic free and natural,
That's a miracle!
If all our fish friends could be free, no ghost-netting or bio-beads,
It's a miracle!

Wav's having a recycle from seas,
Mother nature's crying out for help.

Metal prods and lollypops,
Plastic flowers and a cup of shards,
Plastic wrappers, always floatin'
And cigarettes I just keep on finding!

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

-solo-

"Plas-stics of this sea go on!"

-solo continues-

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

The one thing, we're all waitin' for,
Is an Attenborough!
And an end to straws!
It's the Freddie that we need,
The recycle...
The recycle!
Plastic free and end to straws, today!

That time will come, one day you'll see, when seas can all be free!
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01-Jul-2019 00:33:46 - Last edited on 01-Jul-2019 12:12:14 by Trewavas

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Another slight break from RS parodies, as I compose another plastic song. Incidentally, 'I Want It All' was also the song which followed 'The Miracle' on Queen's album.

I Sort It All
Parody of I Want It All, by Queen.

I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

A plastic hunter, on an empty beach,
Just a rock-crawling seeker, aching on knees!
A young flower tangled, with no room for growth,
With the seas and the plastic, can't see the count end.
It just much collecting, we heard Fred say,
Gotta count me my plastic, move outta my sea!

I sort it all, I sort it all, I sort it all and I sort it now!
I sort it all, I sort it all, I sort it all and I sort it now!

Listen all the plastic, caught on the seas,
Gotta get me a count plan, gotta hunt it in the weeds!
But just count it, huh, 'til I lose my count,
People do you hear me, just keep it from seas.
It ain't much I'm asking, if you've seen my room!
Here's to the counting for the tears of me.

I sort it all! (count it, I count it!)
I sort it all! (yeah!)
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all! (Yes, I count it all!)
I sort it all! (Hey!)
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I'm a man with a one count mind,
So much to count from plastic seas (people do you hear me?)
Not a man who leaves behind and wonders why he's aching now.
So I'm counting it all (Yes, I'm counting it all)
And I'm hoarding it all (And I'm hoarding it all)
Oooooh, oh yeah, yea! ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
I count it all!

It ain't much I'm asking, if you've seen my room!
Here's to the counting!
Hear the cry of seas (hear the cry of seas, hear the cry of seas)
I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

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08-Jul-2019 01:25:23

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Tie Your Dino Down
Parody of Tie Your Mother Down, by Queen.

Ooooooh, Yeah!

Get your Mordaut now,
And get your summons too,
And get the barge launched, player!

Got my town hall built,
With no hint of silt,
It's gonna be alright my little guard-friends!

Irwin says he's lost,
And Laniakea says to slay,
And I'm boiling up in this heat -
Ain't no way I'm gonna run courses this time...

Tie your dino down,
Tie your dino down!
Throw your sharks and build your pads,
I don't needa be trampled underfoot!
Tie your dino down,
Tie your dino down!
Do your big game hunt tonight!

You're such a ruined place,
With my new codex piece,
That's all my zygo-huntin' done to the hole!
Oh, viney paths,
In hunts I guess I never heard a single little roar from dinos,

But you know, my workers roam at night,
Gonna build the walls up tight,
Got a poisoned spike to put a stop to all the,
Roarin' and snarlin' goin' on all the time!

Tie your dino down,
Tie your dino down!
Take a poisoned stick stabbed into a frog that's alright,
Tie your dino down yeah yeah,
Tie your dino down!
Or you'll be some food tonight!

Oh some food tonight!

Ooh, your guards and the staff,
Gonna stay in temple-side!
They can't roam through islands -
They're a delegating old bunch!

Tie your dino down,
Tie your dino down!
Get that big big big big big dino outta here!
Tie your dino down,
Tie your dino down!
Do your big game hunt tonight!
Big game hunt tonight!

Give it every drop of poison!

Ooh tonight!

Oh!

Oh your hunt tonight, gotta get my huntin' right!

All your hunts... tonight!
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09-Jul-2019 15:08:53 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2019 20:06:20 by Trewavas

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Done. :)

Ride the Wild Thread
Parody of Ride the Wild Wind, by Queen.

Ride the wild thread,
Punch the post button - don't skim through the thread!
(Hey hey hey)
Ride the wild thread!
Sing the songs on a RuneScape thread!
(Hey hey hey)
Gonna ride the wild thread!
It just wild enough - accept the songs!

Grab your hat now Nick (yeah), we're gonna sing tonight!
Your purple posts are luminous!
I wanna rip some songs - post them up on this thread,
Gonna write some more!
Check out this new song craze!

Ride the wild thread (hey hey hey)
Ride the wild thread (hey hey hey)
Gonna ride the wild thread!
It just wild enough - expect no meme!

Tie your dino down, Twillow,
We're gonna sing tonight (yeah)
I've got songs to the left,
We got threads to the right!
Sometimes I just solo - I just have to write!
Let me take your mind!
Let me write a song!

Ooh ride the wild thread!
(Don't glance through the thread)
(Hey hey hey)
Ride the wild thread!
(Live life on the razor's edge)
(Hey hey hey)
Gonna ride the wild thread!
Islands are dangerous - pengs hunt for me!

Ride the wild thread (hey hey hey)
Ride the wild thread (hey hey hey)
Gonna ride the wild thread!
It just wild enough - expect no meme!

Ride the wild thread
Ride the wild thread
(Hey hey hey)
The wild thread
The wild thread.
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14-Jul-2019 22:30:46 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2019 22:31:49 by Trewavas

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This sprang to mind. :) (always wanted to write a decent parody of this one)

Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!
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16-Jul-2019 22:28:29 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2019 22:29:37 by Trewavas

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Well, I have now completed a first draft of my thesis! I'll try and work on some more songs, but I'm also writing a set of short stories and two different poetry books lol.


Time for a song though!

Rooh said:
Just checking to see if you'd done a double xp song.
Of course you have :D


Of course! :D
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02-Aug-2019 00:51:40 - Last edited on 02-Aug-2019 00:52:27 by Trewavas

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Poison

Parody of Poison, by Alice Cooper.

Your cruel device
Elf traps, they splice
One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Your pengs, so lost!
Your Hill, what cost?
Your Froud, your Sarge!
Elf lands, so large!

I hear you yelping and it's grenwalls and shoots (and shoots!)
I wanna help you just to hear you screaming for pengs,
Don't wanna pot you but you're in a pit trap (pit trap!)
I wanna grab you but your skin's a venomous poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna hunt that peng!
Poison!

One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Poison


I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Yeah, well, I don't wanna spring their traps!
Poison (Poison!)
Runnin' deep inside your veins!
Achin' deep inside your brain (wha brain?)
Poisoning! (poison!)
I don't wanna meet my grave!
Poison!
(Poison!)Why don't you wear a quiver Twill? (poison!)
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09-Aug-2019 17:21:26 - Last edited on 09-Aug-2019 17:25:29 by Trewavas

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Who Wants To Farm Forever?
Parody of Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen.

There's no farm for us,
There's no food for them.
What was this thing that builds our rates,
Yet just escapes from us.

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?

There's no chance for seeds,
They're all set aside by beans.
This game has only one late nerf gun,
Set aside for us.

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?
Who?

Who dares to farm forever?
Wooooooooooah, when farms must die!

But touch my 'shrooms, with your nerf!
Ignore beans with your breeding rates!

And we can sow forever!
And we can grow forever!
Forever, was their last day...

Who wants to farm forever?
Who wants to farm forever?
Forever, was their last day...

Who plants trees anyway?
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What's that roaming over by Hill
Parody of Monster, by The Automatic.

Brian fried tonight through hunting,
Through hunting, through hunting,
You can't avoid roaming moving,
Moving, moving!

Without these Tw-ills you're let loose,
You're let loose, you're let loose,
Hunt them, trap them, there's no a-juice,
No a-juice, no a-juice!

What's that roaming over the hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over by Hill
Is it a pumpkin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over the hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin?
What's that roaming over by Hill?

Froudles, mind bruised, it noots out,
It noots out, it noots out,
Yan wall, trap town looks so grEy,
So grEy, so grEy,

Out-foxed you run, type and shout,
And shout, and shout,
Spy out, bush up, get spying,
Get spying, get spying!

What's that roaming over the hill,
Is it a pumpkin? Is it a pumpkin? [Repeat: x 4]

Yan wall, trap town, Yan wall, trap town
Yan wall, trap town, it looks so grEy [Repeat: x 4]

What's that roaming over by Hill
Is it a penguin? Is it a penguin? [Repeat: x 4]
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I'm currently writing an 'album' of song parodies for someone IRL. I've chosen to parody Queen's Greatest Hits album, with each song detailing an event in our friendship! This one is about my beach cleans.

Fake Sea
Parody of Save Me, by Queen.

It floated on in swells,
A plastic sea without a care.
It wrapped itself to the rear fins of a fish,
How it hurt them,
How they bled.
The years of bins and plastic seas,
Were nothing but the truth it seams.
The ears do fry, nature does just sigh –
They hate us till they die.

Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
It’s tangled and far from land.

The beach will soon be clean.
I’ll erase the membranes.
To come again on tomorrow’s tide,
Was it wasted, all my time?
I hang my gloves, toss away my boots –
A tangled whale I vent.
I have no chance, I bleed inside
I have not found a tent.

Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
It’s tangled and far from land.

Each night I cry, I still hunt plastic – I’ll hunt it till I die.
Fake sea, fake sea, fake sea!
Yeah - fake sea, fake sea, oh, fake sea!
You bring all the stuff in droves!
Fake sea, fake sea oh!
It’s tangled and far from land.
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Froudio Ga Ga
Parody of Radio Ga Ga, by Queen.

I'd sit alone, and watch your eyes,
On this thread, through Uni nights,
And everything, I had to know,
I heard it from my Froudy-yy,

We met on the, post count threads,
Through wars and games, invaded by mods,
Your glasses called, your haircut too,
You made us feel like we could post (Froudy-yy)

So don't go to, the backroom dent',
A simple vail, between you and me,
I just don't know, I just can't cope,
I just can't live, when you're not there,

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)

All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hears is Pengy Ca Ca,
Dentist Blah Blah,
Froudy-ooh, what's new?
Froudy-ohh, Pen-guin still loves you.

We hunt the pengs, we spy the ghost,
On Yanille walls, for hours and hours!
We always need to use out plat,
Our penguins reset through the weeks.

Let's hope you never leave old friend,
For all good hunts, on you we depend!
So stick around 'cause pengs might miss you,
When I grow tired of all this treasure!

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)

All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Froudio Goo Goo,
Froudio Ba Ba,
All we hear is Froudio Ga Ga,
Dentist blah blah!
Froudy-ooh, what's new?
Froudy-ohh, Pen-guin still loves you.

Froudio Ga Ga
Froudio Ga Ga
Froudio Ga Ga

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hunt now,
Froudy-ohh (Froudy-ohh)
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Some Paddock to Clean
Parody of Somebody to Love, by Queen.

Can anybody find me... some paddock to clean?

Each mornin' I log in I sniff a little.
Can barely stand on my feet!
Tele to Ardy and find, a big heap waiting for me!
I have spent all of my days just cleaning you,
Your poop is just your relief!
Oh somebody (somebody), ooh somebody (somebody),
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?

I clean hard every day of my bloody life,
I clean till I have my manure!
At the end (at the end of the day)
I run hard doin' my farm run all on my own!
I go down (down) on my knees (knees) and I start to plant,
Till the yields spill out of my pack,
Ard! Somebody (somebody), ooh somebody!
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?

Everyday (everyday) I run and I run and I run!
But every drag wants to dump it down,
The smell'll drive you crazy!
They say I got a lotta cow pats in my bank!
Ah, got to climb a fence,
Got no shovel left to scoop in!
Yeah, yeah, YEAH!

Oh, Ardy!
Ooh somebody, ooh somebody!
Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?
(Can anybody find me some paddock to clean?)

Got no back I got no smell now,
I just keep on losing my nose! (you just keep on losing and losing)
I'm okay, I've no brown alert!
I've just gotta face my drag poops! (yeah, yeah)
I've just gotta scoop out of this farming cell,
One day (someday) it'll be clean, Ard!

Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean!
Find me some paddock to clean clean clean!
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Down on the Farm
Parody of Down on the Farm, by the UK Subs.

All I need is some herblore runs now,
Before I do some creature some harm!
I grow some rotten vegetables,
Down here on the farm!

Nopenguin comes to see me,
No tractor to turn on!
I ain't even got a plover,
Down here on the farm!

They told me to train my herby,
They sent me on some run!
But my creatures eat like chancers,
Down here on the farm!

Growin' cactus by shanty,
Ain't no heat here to do me harm!
But I see a dragon from a dungeon,
Down here on the farm!

I found a thousand letters,
All from a talking skull!
But I never see no postman,
Down here on the farm!

I nurse my baby chinchompa, I say,
Come explode for me now!
But she just holds my beans now,
Down here on the farm!

I see my implings in a wheatfield,
I store my creatures in my barn!
Well everything smells like cow poop!
Down here on the farm!

Blue skies and farming troughs,
And no summoning charm!
But I'd rather train alone as solo,
Than down here on the farm!
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Ardy City Garden
Parody of English Country Garden, by The Darkness.

It was a farm-run break and I was breath...less,
When I saw her knitin' in that farming chair!
She said, "will you lend a hand?" and I said "yes"
My farm and farmer Fred's prizewinning rooster!
Farm running in the members land fields where I,
I farmed for her and she grew beans for me!

I carved "farm for free" in the scales of a corpse in an Ardy City Garden,
I screamed about while healing 'eights' in an Ardy City Garden,
Yaks succumbed to my blows, yielded no baby friend in an Ardy City Garden,
Beneath the skybox now, we farmed through nights in an Ardy City Garden!

Jivin', Jivin', Jivin', Jivin'!

We did a shop at the Windmill farm, what a farce!
Everybody ran from the goblin stance!
But I've never seen a bale of hay hide a peng!
I was a farmifide shoveling genius!
Farm running in the autumn lands where,
I farmed for you and you rotated for me!

We found some shards as we were mucking out in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Took me under your wing when I had my sing in an Ardy City Garden!
You gave my farm a boost, for you I produced in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Just as I bought permits you were moody in an Ardy City Garden!

Pulled out the chins and farmed the crops in an Ardy City Garden!

Beans were meager, you were no big leaguer in an Ardy CIty Garden!
Seeds were scattered, never really mattered in an Ardy City Garden!
I saw me leave the farm with my cape now on in an Ardy City Garden!

Jivin', Jivin', Jivin', Jivin'!

Woo!
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Seek Your Roaming Peng
Parody of Keep Yourself Alive, by Queen.

I was pinged a million times,
Of all the penguins on our scape.
Track - you find a little penguin,
Little pumpkin to escape!

But if it crossed a Eagle river,
And you searched a million times,
Then it'd still be where you started,
Bush and beak now for a thread!

Well I wrote a million song posts,
On a forum thready thing.
But I never saw my ghost friend,
On any plateau way up high.

Now you say your Froud's are telling you,
"Move my humble peng"
But I tell you just be farming them -
Stay right where you are!

Seek your roaming peng, yeah
Seek your roaming peng!
Ooh, it'll take you all your time and night sleeps!
Freddie, you'll survive!
Ow

Well I've spied a million penguins,
In a gnomic winding maze!
And I asked a million hintings,
Sought for me by friendly bears!

Give me every peng my week,
To feed my herblore skilling gains!
And I'll grind my roaming penguins,
Maybe I can bring them luck?

I was pinged a million times,
Of all the penguins that were moved!
How I had to keep on spying
And get trapping everyday!

But if it crossed a Eagle river,
And you searched a million times,
Then it'd still be where you started,
Same house where he started!

Seek your roaming peng, yeah
Seek your roaming peng!
Ooh, it'll take you all your time and night sleeps!
Freddie, you'll survive!
Ow
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Suspicious Mounds
Parody of Suspicious Minds, by Elvis Presley.

It's caught in a trap,
He can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Why can't you see,
That you're trapped in a rock.
When you don't listen to a word I say?

You can now live together,
With suspicious mounds (suspicious mounds),
And we can trap our pengs,
By suspicious mounds!

So, if an old Twill I know,
Stops by to wave hello,
Would I still see suspicion in your mounds?

Here we spy again,
Searching for my peng!
You can't see the moves my fear,
I'm spying (Yes I'm spying)

You can live on together,
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)
And we can trap our pengs,
By suspicious mounds!

Oh, let our herders survive!
Or save the Froudles from wilds,
Let's don't let a good Fred die...
When Pengy, you know,
I've always screamed at you...
Mmm yeah, yeah

It's caught in a trap,
He can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Why can't you see,
That you're trapped in a rock.
When you don't listen to a word I say?

Don't you know I'm killed by a mound,
It can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!

Don't you know I'm killed by a mound,
It can't roam out!
Because I herd you too much pengy!
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Just Fade Away
Parody of Just Fade Away, by Stiff Little Fingers.

I ask for cash and she gives me coin,
Why can't she see it's obvious?
I mean no harm I do now post,
I place my port but she don't care.

I go around to craft my bows,
I'll just catch the coins that he drops!
Husband up; makes me sad,
And I don't know when to stop.

What am I supposed to do?
How to gently break the news?
How to get the message through?
Perhaps I should just fade away.

I asked for coin and she gave in,
Then she cried out I felt mean!
I really want some more of her,
So I barge in, she walks across.

She smiles at me, I beg some more!
But she cries out yet again!
I try to kill, she flees from me,
But her clothing's what's really plain.

What am I supposed to do?
Got to get the message through
Got to make her see the truth
I wish she would just fade away.

Do you want to quest, do Love Story?
As Anja fades, is she clear enough for you?

I asked for coin, she told me flat,
That she'll have no change to feed cat.
I really tried to make a cheer,
Hengel he don't like me near.

If I come round you won't be in,
I can no longer see her face!
If we skill now, you'll count her out,
As poor Anja just fades away!

Fade away
When Anja ghosts
When Anja ghosts
When Anja ghosts
Fade away.
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13-Nov-2019 21:23:14

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No One But You - A tribute to Freddie Mercury.
Parody of No One But You, by Queen.

A roaming Fred upon the forums,
A Twillow reaching for a penguin.
Is it cool to be a legend?
You simply wished for a friend.

And everywhere the torn and broken plastic,
On every beach, every cove.
Someone inspires me!
Someone like you!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
They're only trying to be like a Fred song,
But I post on,
Without you.

Another tricky little Fred song,
I turn to cheer at your Live Aid strut!
And I find myself thinking,
Well, I guess I'll never know that.

Yes, you performed in my town once!
Grabbed the Rog' from up the road!
Well, you became a sensation!
You found your love too!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
I'm only crying to my screen now,
But I post on,
Without you.

And now the parody must be over,
I stress, I'll never stand before you.
I commence to crying,
To clean all of the sand.

And so I'll write another song now!
And raise my crown one more time!
There's my place on the forums!
And I ain't never, never saying goodbye!

One by one,
I simply write another song.
I'm only crying to my screen now,
Crying for Freddie,
Crying for no one,
No one but you.
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23-Nov-2019 23:06:08

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A gift for Froud. Hope you 'get' the reference in the choice of song!

The Millionage Waltz
Parody of The Millionaire Waltz, by Queen.

Bring on the charge of the peng brigade,
There is Fall in the 'Scape once again.
Hunt to the sound of the foot patter,
There is penguins and bears all around.
Herd my little peng (you hunt him)
Post a little trap from her, I want to hunt it with you,
You feel like a Million years old...

Once you were mad, you're a hunter,
We spent all the night hunting Ardy together.
I guess you remember, the 'dent'?
How I wrote and sung,
All the songs, they always used to say that,
You're hunting some dentist.

Oh, the night drags,
A peng so far away...
I sit screaming "the beak's so far away",
Come back to me, how you roam to your trap,
Come back to me, be trapped now like you used to be!

Come back, come back to me!
Reee-set, reee-set to me - ahhaaaaah!

Oh, come back to me, oh my peng!
How you pong for your trap - won't you come back to traps?

My peng friend - find the wild peng and die now forever...
My peng trap - forever - forever

Bring on the charge of the peng brigade,
There is Fall in the 'Scape once again.
Hunt to the sound of the foot patter,
There is penguins and bears all around.
Herd my little peng (you hunt him)
Post a little trap from her, I want to hunt it with you!
Hunt them, hunt now for them - make you feel
They'll make you feel that you're millionaged!
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The following song has been written for those who are experiencing difficulties with their Forum Avatars. :P

Don't Lose Your Head
Parody of Don't Lose Your Head, by Queen.

Don't lose your head,
Don't lose your head,
Don't lose your head (Don't lose your head),
No don't lose your head (Don't lose your head).

Hear what I say!
Don't lose your avatar - yeah!
Remember: Fal's photo, remember Fal-a-dor's broke!
(Don't lose your head, Don't lose your head).

Don't lose your hat (Don't lose your hat),
No don't lose your hat (Don't lose your hat),
(Read what I sing) Read what I sing - yeah!
(Don't lose your way) Don't lose your hat- yeah!
Remember: no feather, remember Fal-a-dor's tent!

Don't sink and blame the threads,
Don't steal Robin Hood hats,
Don't lose your head!
If your avatar appears on threads and you wanna change your pic,
Don't lose your head!
Oooh (Don't lose your head).

Don't lose your head (Don't lose your head),
No don't lose your head (Don't lose your head),
(Hear what I say) Hear what I say - yeah!
(Don't lose your way - hey) Don't lose your way - yeah!
Remember, love's stronger, remember love conquers all!

(Don't lose your head, Don't lose your head).
(Don't lose your head, Don't lose your head).
Don't lose your head!
(Don't lose your head),
Don't lose your head - yeah yeah!
(Don't lose your head),
Don't lose your head!
(Don't lose your head, Don't lose your head),
Don't lose your head!
(Don't lose your, don't lose your, don't lose your, don't lose your...
Don't lose your, don't lose your, don't lose your, don't lose your head).
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