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Corugi

Corugi

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Bwian, eh?


Dear Mr Trewavas.

I am pleased to announce that your suggestion has made a major contribution to the name of our new clan.

Please consider this post to be a bump for your lyrically worthy thread.

Best regards from the cheerful and well armed staff at Bwain's Towel and Grief Shop.
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10-Jul-2018 09:33:58

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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A tribute to the above:

Bwian

Bwian. The Anti-Clan called 'Bwian',
It grew... grew, grew, and grew,
Grew up to be... grew up to be!
A post called 'Bwian'
A post called 'Bwian'.
He had Kings... and Frous.. and Corugs... and Flac,
This 'clan'... whose name was 'Bwian',
And it grew... grew, grew, and griefed!
Suggested by Wav,
Yes, it grew and came to be...
A towel shop called Bwian!
A towel shop called Bwian!

And their threads became annexed,
Yes, their threads became annexed,
And their graves were dug down deep.
And Gwief started to grow,
On young Bwian and shops!
They have certainly no...
No citadel for 'Bwian',
Not a clan named 'Bwian'.

And he started to Gwief!
And have none of the wiff,
And want to kill pengs!
And go out to the wild!
A thread called 'Bwian'
This thread called 'Bwian'
The thread they called 'Bwian'
This anti-clan 'Bwiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'!

-bang-
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

10-Jul-2018 22:45:49

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I Believe in a Thing Called Count
Parody of I Believe in a Thing Called Love, by The Darkness.


Can't explain the importance of securing your account!
My accounts well secure and I'm in control of it!
A strong password, with Bank Pin Too, Two-Step email,
Dang, you're protecting me!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
He really helps to secure my account!
Account Security Tips and Advice,
Just visit the cool support pages,
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, ooooh, yeah!

I want to secure it every minute, every hour, every day!
I use the authenticator so everything is padlocked tight!
Ahhh! Phishing Streams! Ahhh! Report them!
Ahhh! Phony sites notify the Mods now too!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
Just remember to run regular anti-malware scans!
Be aware of phishing sites,
And never ever tell anyone your pass!
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, yeah!

-air guitar emote-

Ahh! Authenticator - you can get it on mobile or PC!
Ahh! Bank Pins too - just speak to a banker within the game!
Community Account Help is there for you, now!

I Believe in a Thing Called Count,
The support pages are always there for you!
Create a unique password and pin,
Just remember to secure your email too!
I Believe in a Thing Called Count, yeah!


R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

11-Jul-2018 01:38:34

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Cut this one a little short (the ending is the chorus repeated with a slight variation).

All the Count Threads
Parody of All the Young Dudes, by Mott the Hoople



Well, Twillow posted all night about her purple hair,
How she'd reset them before they reached twenty-five,
Speed counts, always climb high,
With your prescription specs.

And somebody's stealing silver from Ardy stalls,
And Freddie's got threads up across the Forums,
'Scaping songs,
Funny little towel shops.

Purple hair is crazy,
Posts up pictures of her food!
Oh, threads, I need to see, when I got the specs!
Yeah, poster, she said, I'm grumbly!

-

All the Count Threads (Hey, threads!)
Climb up high (Where are you?)
Balding haired dudes, (Wake up, come on)
Reset the threads!

All the Count Threads (I wanna read you!)
Climb up high (I wanna post!)
Balding haired dudes, (I wanna post with you, sing with you)
Reset the threads!

-

Now, Froudy looks sweet, 'cause she found the lost peng,
And Twillow has muffins, but imgurs still broke!
But we can link,
Oh yeah, we can link!

And 'Wavy sings the songs, with the Rhapsody of Queen,
He wrote the last one about the guy who checks accounts,
What a guy,
Securing the accounts!

Now, I write alot of songs, but I still go on,
Gonna wear my crown today,
Oh, sat in the lobby, or named on that little count thread?
I'm the 'Wav guys!

-

All the Count Threads (Hey, threads!)
Climb up high (Where are you?)
Balding haired dudes, (Wake up, come on)
Reset the threads!

x2

All the Count Threads (What threads?),
Climb up high (Forum Games threads, reset them!)
Balding haired dudes, (And I wrote a song for you)
Reset the threads!

All the Count Threads (Hey, you there, with the glasses!),
Climb up high (Did you hunt?)
Balding haired dudes, (Did you find that peng?)
Reset the threads! (Him and all his friends?)

x3

R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

12-Jul-2018 00:53:15

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Jag' Gave Runes and Scape to You II
Parody of God Gave Rock and Roll to You II by KISS (originally by Argent).

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it on the screens of everyone!
Do you know how to kill? Avoid those poisoned clues,
You're poisoned now, you need an anti-pot,
And you're Herblore's less than what you need it for.

You don't have coins or fancy clothes,
In your house gazing up at a shooting star,
You got to skill up now to unlock the Elves!

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Gave Runes and Scape to everyone (oh yeah)
Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it on the screens of everyone.

"Now listen"
If you want to be a skiller, or a quester too.
Player, you gotta grind or you won't get far,
Because you've always got time to get ninety-nine!

You can post on threads, or you can hunt the pengs,
You can skill real hard or just buy your gear,
But you don't start workin' till you're Ironman - I gotta sing this!

Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Gave Runes and Scape to everyone!
Jag' gave Runes and Scape to you, gave Runes and Scape to you!
Put it in the soul of everyone!

-instrumental-

Jag gave Runes and Scape to you (to everyone he gave the Run to the Escape)
Gave Runes and Scape to us, gave Runes and Scape to everyone!
God Ash, Andrew, and Paul now too (and Mark to everyone they gave games to be played)
Gave Fun and Orb to you, saved Runes and Scape for everyone...
To just Run Escape...

-Chorus (x4)-

I know 'Scape occasionally can get tough! And I know 'Scape sometimes can be a grind!
But posters, you have been given a song, you have been given a song to sing,
And that song's name is... Runes and Scape!!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

14-Jul-2018 02:21:53

Corugi

Corugi

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Dear Mr Trewavas.

I must bring to your attention a dire situation which has arisen within the ranks of a notorious anti-clan which currently masks its true evil nature under the name of "Bwain's Towel and Grief Shop"

Our accounts manager is leaving for good. An unprecedented event in Runescape since no one ever leaves Runescape.

Other than invoking the power of the Dark Forces and reversing the flow of time itself we can see no way to retain the presence of our much beloved Krista.

Unfortunately this option is no longer available to us since we didn't pay our last bill to the Dark Forces and they now refuse to undertake any work on our behalf.

Therefore to mark her departure we request that you put to work your mighty talents and compose a song for her Runescapian seppuku. Such art as you compose will be copied into the appropriate forum to mark a heroic adieu to one who has served the heinous purposes of our despicable anti-clan so well.
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16-Jul-2018 04:28:44

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing Clan

Some things in 'Scape are bad,
The riff-raff and the skills.
Funeral directors just make you toil and dig.
When you're killing penguin hunters...
No mercy! Chase them down.
And this'll help things turn out for the worst,
And...

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',

If 'Scape seems way to happy,
There's a place that you can go to,
Where you can grief and kill and chat and shop.
When you give the wrong directions,
Don't you feel bad,
It's good to know you're the Krista of the Gwief,
And...

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
(come on!)
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',

For clans are quite absurd,
And shop's the final word,
You must always use the shower with a towel.
Forget about your accounts,
Give the anti-clan a gwief,
Troll them - Bwian has no capital anyhow!

So always look on the advantages of death.
A-Quicky way back to the Lumbridge castle now.

Grief's an anti-clan,
When you read its threads,
Towel Shop is just a Masquerade, it's true.
You'll see the paper shred,
And Corugi crying too,
Just remember that the last pint is on you.

And...
Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian,
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing 'Clan',
(C'mon Bwian, cheer up)
Always think of the towels on our thread!
And Always look on the bright side of life!

(Worse things happen in the Wild you know)

Always look on the bright side of life!

(I mean - what have we got to lose?
You know, you came from nowhere.
- and are leaving the grouping,
What have we lost? Nothing!)

Always look on the right side of life!

(Griefing will come from Brian, ya know what they say?
Greet those newbies, c'mon toss them a bone!
There ya go, see!)

Always think on the anti-clan of Bwian!

See, it's the end of the song.
Incidentally, this song is available from all bad record shops,
Some of us need a hunk of crusty bread as well you know?
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

16-Jul-2018 12:42:01 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2018 16:18:10 by Trewavas

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