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Trewavas
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Any Way You Slay It
Parody of Any Way You Want It, by Journey.

Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!

She love to hunt!
She loves to wear!
She kills everything!

He loves to wright!
He hates to fight!
He makes the songey things.

Ooh, All night,
Alright?
Ooh, Weekly nights!
So, slay task, slay task!
Oh, Freddie slay task!

And he said:
"Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!"
He said:
"Any way you slay it, that's the way you kill it,
Any way you slay it!"

I was in Fal; it wasn't new,
With good knights true too.
Then I stabbed, then I slayed!
About poor guardy kills.

Ooh, All night,
Alright?
Ooh, Weekly nights!
So, peng hunt, peng hunt!
Oh, Freddie peng hunt!

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"
Oh, I said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

-solo-

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"
Oh, I said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!

And she said:
"Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!"

Any way you hunt it, that's the way you spy it,
Any way you spy it!
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22-Jun-2019 02:54:38 - Last edited on 24-Jun-2019 23:40:29 by Trewavas

Twillow
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oh a hat song!
and other good ones

so productive, Freddie

but
I see the above post has no lyrics!
We'll let you skip puzzles when you let us skip bosses. ~Foxxie

@Twillow_RS|| #teamblue|| #Purple4life

24-Jun-2019 01:36:19

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

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Comp Cape
Parody of Love Gun, by KISS.

I really need you, compy!
I know all your stats!
Let's do the reaper we can...
Guess not!

No more group bossing, compy,
Paid 'til I die.
Comp I can make you feel, so worn!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
You pulled the nerf out on their...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!

You can't forget me, Questy,
Don't try to hide!
You'll never leave me, compy,
So don't try!
I'll be a farmer, compy!
Lunar the spells!
We'll wear together, compy,
Cus-tom!

No place in back slots compy,
No place to whine!
You pulled the nerf out on their...

Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape!

-solo-


Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape!)
Comp cape, (comp cape), comp cape!
Comp cape! (comp cape), comp cape!
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26-Jun-2019 23:59:44 - Last edited on 27-Jun-2019 00:24:04 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I'm In Love With My 'Scape
Parody of I'm In Love With My Car, by Queen.

Oh,
The game friend of my dream, such a friendly game!
Where the flowers they are farmin' and the swordies are fish.
When I'm roaming through 'Scape,
All I hear is your gear,
With my hand on my sword-hilt.
Oh, Ardy's a diseased town!
I'm in love with my 'Scape, got a feel for my automatron pals!
Get a grip on my, port builder keel haul,
Such a thrill, when your slayer targets shrill!

Told my servant, I'd have to fire her!
Gotta hire me, a demon for my house now!
So he may charge me, extortionate plank rates!
'Scape don't talk back, it's just a two-game online friend now!

When I'm hunting for pengs,
Or I'm farming my crops,
Well I'm cruising to stormy clouds!
Don't have to listen to no power-hungry-gods now!

I'm in love with my 'Scape (love with my 'Scape), got a feel for my automatron pals!
I'm in love with my 'Scape (love with my 'Scape), gloves of silence for my automatron pals!
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29-Jun-2019 00:35:51 - Last edited on 29-Jun-2019 00:36:27 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Written for the 9299 bits of plastic I have pulled from the sea!

The Recycle
Parody of the Miracle, by Queen.

Every ounce of plastic found,
Is a fishy's life safe and sound,
It's a recycle.

Oh, plastic mouldings great and small,
The plastic clam and the nurdle beads,
It's a recycle!

Plastic bottles smashed and torn,
Foam balls, zip ties, dead turtles,
It's a recycle!

Wav's having a recycle from seas,
Mother nature's crying out for help.

The horrors of the beach go on,
The plastic lids that still float on,
Fishing lines and flip-flops too,
Butter pots 'til the tide goes out!

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

The one thing, he's still yearning for,
Is a moustache like hair,
He found that too!
It's reducing that we need,
The reducin' call...
The miracle we're all waitin for today.

If every lighter on every beach, could meet a bin-bag that would be,
A miracle.
If every pool on every cove, was plastic free and natural,
That's a miracle!
If all our fish friends could be free, no ghost-netting or bio-beads,
It's a miracle!

Wav's having a recycle from seas,
Mother nature's crying out for help.

Metal prods and lollypops,
Plastic flowers and a cup of shards,
Plastic wrappers, always floatin'
And cigarettes I just keep on finding!

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

-solo-

"Plas-stics of this sea go on!"

-solo continues-

Well, it's a recycle,
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!
It's a recycle!

The one thing, we're all waitin' for,
Is an Attenborough!
And an end to straws!
It's the Freddie that we need,
The recycle...
The recycle!
Plastic free and end to straws, today!

That time will come, one day you'll see, when seas can all be free!
x5
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01-Jul-2019 00:33:46 - Last edited on 01-Jul-2019 12:12:14 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Another slight break from RS parodies, as I compose another plastic song. Incidentally, 'I Want It All' was also the song which followed 'The Miracle' on Queen's album.

I Sort It All
Parody of I Want It All, by Queen.

I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

A plastic hunter, on an empty beach,
Just a rock-crawling seeker, aching on knees!
A young flower tangled, with no room for growth,
With the seas and the plastic, can't see the count end.
It just much collecting, we heard Fred say,
Gotta count me my plastic, move outta my sea!

I sort it all, I sort it all, I sort it all and I sort it now!
I sort it all, I sort it all, I sort it all and I sort it now!

Listen all the plastic, caught on the seas,
Gotta get me a count plan, gotta hunt it in the weeds!
But just count it, huh, 'til I lose my count,
People do you hear me, just keep it from seas.
It ain't much I'm asking, if you've seen my room!
Here's to the counting for the tears of me.

I sort it all! (count it, I count it!)
I sort it all! (yeah!)
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all! (Yes, I count it all!)
I sort it all! (Hey!)
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I'm a man with a one count mind,
So much to count from plastic seas (people do you hear me?)
Not a man who leaves behind and wonders why he's aching now.
So I'm counting it all (Yes, I'm counting it all)
And I'm hoarding it all (And I'm hoarding it all)
Oooooh, oh yeah, yea! ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
I count it all!

It ain't much I'm asking, if you've seen my room!
Here's to the counting!
Hear the cry of seas (hear the cry of seas, hear the cry of seas)
I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

I sort it all!
I sort it all!
I sort it all... and I sort it now!

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