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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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A gift for you all.

Seven Posting Count
Parody of Seven Nation Army, by The White Stripes.

I'm gonna reset 'em all!
A seven posting count will not hold me back!
They're gonna start from one!
Taking their time right behind my back!

And I'm singing by myself at night,
Because I can't reset!
Hunting Pengs across the 'Scape,
With a Froudling!
And the message coming from the submarine,
Says leave threads alone!

Don't want to end clan grief,
Every single one's got a new name idea!
Everyone knows Wav' songs,
From the King of Queen to the balding swords!

And if I surf around on some Fruity Waves,
I'm gonna re-do that Robin!
And that is what you want to hear,
But that's just for Frou!
And the feeling coming from my crown,
Says hunt the lost pengs...

I'm going to Karamja,
Far from this thread for nevermore!
I'm gonna stalk the purple,
Wear that penguin suit I never knew I had!
And I'm singing, and I'm singing, and I'm singing,
Right before the threads!
All the words are typed up by me!
And I will sing no more!
And the posts coming from us guys,
Tell her to go reset threads...
R
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R
hapsody

19-Jun-2018 00:33:50 - Last edited on 19-Jun-2018 03:23:05 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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For Twillow and Froud:

Alternative Penguin
Parody of Alternative Ulster, by Stiff Little Fingers.

There's nothin' for us Ardy!
You've lost that peng, and that’s a pity!
OK, so you've got Froudy hunting pengs,
And then you lode it back to the city!
We ain't got seven but she don’t really care,
Seven and Nein resets, you know?
They just want penguin points; they can hunt or flee them,
What we need…

Is an Alternative Penguin!
Spy it and hunt it, it's points!
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Ghosts and Polar Bears!
Get an Alternative Froudles!
Be an anti-counting force!
Alter your native habits!
Alter your forum threads!

Take a look where you're postin'
You got the Wavy song thread out,
And the purple face of resets,
Is laughing at our plight!
Is this the kind of Penguin Spy that you wanna hunt?
Is this a Rhapsody?
Is twelve the max or are there still some more?
What we need…

Is an Alternative Penguin!
Crates, and Rocks and Toads,
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Confuse the forum threads!
Get an Alternative Penguin!
Be an anti-counting force!
Alter your hunting habits!
After your Penguin Points!

They say they’re innocent!
Ping and Pong and Pescaling, you know?
They say they have a Submarine,
And that's the truth, you know?
They say you will never
Hunt them, Hunt, Hunt!

Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!
Alternative Penguin!

Oh, you've hunted now!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

19-Jun-2018 01:13:49 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2018 13:40:04 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Here you go, Darkstar

Purple Hair
Parody of Purple Rain, by Prince.


I never post around on that thread,
I never meant hunt that lost peng!
I only wanted simply to dye my hair anew,
I only wanted to see you
Laughing with your purple hair...

Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
I guess you only really wanted to be
Bathing with the purple stars!

I never wanted to wear this silly little crown!
I only wanted to hunt some kind of peng!
Dark, I really do support your Purple Hair!
It's such a shame I have no purple 'tash!

Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair!
Purple Posts, Purple Resets!
I only wanted to see you,
Underneath the Purple posts!

Darkstar, I know, I know
I know we post on that thread,
But Twillow reaches out...
For her resets, so we must start anew!

You say you want purple hair,
But you can't seem to dye up your hair,
Black and Purple are the best,
I'll let you guide me to the awesome Purple Hair!

Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
If you know what I'm singing about up here,
C'mon, post on my thread!

Purple Hair, Purple Posts!
I only want to dye you,
Only want to dye you,
With the Purple Dye!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

21-Jun-2018 02:58:47 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2018 03:04:46 by Trewavas

Zilah
May Member 2014

Zilah

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These are really funny!

I was just listening to Bohemian Rhapsody last night as it came up in conversation and I had to teach my daughter about the awesomeness that is Freddie Mercury.
Twitter: @ZilahRS

Oh, the overwhelming, never-ending, reckless love of God. It chases me down, fights 'til I'm found,
leaves the ninety-nine.

22-Jun-2018 17:23:21 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2018 17:57:22 by Zilah

Leigha523

Leigha523

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These are super cute and funny! You are talented indeed! :)
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