WE DO NOT SELL TOWELS
Got that? Good. That was very important. I am glad we have had this little chat and come to this mutual understanding.
Now, you may wonder why we dont sell towels. We fully understand that you may want to ask many questions about this apparently peculiar state of affairs. Your curiosity is perfectly natural. Your curiosity is also extremely unwelcome.
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shopwe dont take kindly to pesky strangers sniffing around and asking too many questions. In fact we don't like strangers much at all. Its probably best that you got going now. There's the door. Please use it right now.
Come again soon!
..and best wishes from the friendly staff at
Bwian's Towel and Grief Shop!I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
08-Jul-2018 01:57:41 - Last edited on 14-Aug-2018 05:01:32 by Corugi