Lord Cahansaid: Didn't know you were a poet as well as a pirate, Jack. Also, has anyone noticed that Moku is bald?
I'll have you know that I am not bald, I just had an... unfortunate accident. Gielinor is a dangerous place these days. Let me assure you that my hair has grown back and I am no longer follicly challenged.
Here's a poem for you:
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Chili is Hot and Cahan shall be black and blue. ~Admin of The Death Monkeighs
Up with the roger, the vessel is close Cannons are loaded the weapons prepared Set up more sails the distance grows They try to escape but we shan't care