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Game is simple:
Make a little short rap about the avators username above u.
Can be rap/poems/Rhyme

All jagex rules apply keep it clean and dont be too mean =]

P.S Mods ill love to see u lot break a rap common u know u want to;)
Best Rapper of the thread so far:
Best Rapper of thread voted by the threads public goes to Skull Man646.




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20-May-2011 14:29:42 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2011 19:02:41 by Need To Fart

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DudeImA God let me tell u this the only thing your good for is walking my dog u big fat hog. U think ur all that with ur big head and your messed up rap so come with me and ill show u that ur not all that because i rap like the speed of post man pat deliverying mail to ur front door mat.

@ Arcanoob im srry i did that

28-May-2011 07:02:17 - Last edited on 28-May-2011 07:03:29 by Need To Fart

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Did i ever tell u that u stink of chedder and if you think i want to be smelling that come talk to me later or write down what you got to say on a peice of paper and stop being such a hater or ill fart on ue face later.

Lol srry i know it completly fails but im trying to come up with better ones

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JudasWife u think ur so pritty with ur big brown eyes but its all a load of lies because u smell so bad u attract the flys. U think ur hawt but u got warts so why dont u do me a favour and go back to hogwarts where you can learn to blow away that wart!

01-Jun-2011 21:09:42 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2011 21:10:19 by Need To Fart

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You call yourself Skull Man but in real life your just a wasteman.
You floped in school and you aint cool and with the ladies lets just say you are old school and you cant really impress with your small tool so why dont you go face the wall and think about this next time you act like a fool.

P.s skullman u know i really lov u =] ;)

03-Jun-2011 16:50:54

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OWEEHAHOWHHH

I got one question for you what the hell does your name mean because it sounds worst then my doo doo.
So here is a message to you go back to the zoo and run around with the monkeys and baboons and to find out more about what you get up to youll have to stay tuned.



Lol im the worst rapper here he he i just love doing it anyways lets me express myself.

03-Jun-2011 21:23:04

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OWEEHAHOWHHH
This is it im gona have to explain the situation to u like ur a little kid because everying u say comes out as sht.
Your account isnt that great your armour looks fake not to mension ill own u like a piece of cake.
So before this moves onto world war 3 im gona say piece homie.




P.s i think im getting betta

03-Jun-2011 22:04:11

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Lady Zion your raps are like boring sirens and your hair isnt asacally clean and shineing i can see bugs flying around u trying to smell your chedder which must make u redder.
Donno how to help it but your face is pritty helpless and u need to control it before it becomes contagious.

08-Jun-2011 00:06:22 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2011 00:08:13 by Need To Fart

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mr good deeds the guy who never reads and looks like he has had a bit to much to eat
You look like a freak your raps are for neeks and ill own ur stats like a breeze so do me a favour and freeze because the chances of u doing good in life are very small indeed.

P.s u know i lov u lol cant help making my raps a bit over the top trying to get better. Always say this at the end of my raps.

08-Jun-2011 00:12:49 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2011 00:24:34 by Need To Fart

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U should think twice before u cross me prehaps u should go back to mummy and tell her u got hunger in ur tummy because right now i can see ur craps are pritty runny.
U look like crap u dont know the art of rap so why dont u sniff my but and take that!

08-Jun-2011 09:27:37

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IYIcDonalds your dads name is ronald and ur mum works in mc donnalds and she lives in a bucket that is full of cabbage so do me a favour and order ur self a box of 20 chicken nuggets because ur fat and the only thing u attract is rats that bite ur ass.

P.s lol just try rapping even if ur not good lol i suck but its fun so i rap =)

08-Jun-2011 23:56:49

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SabreSire your such a lier ur mums got 3 toes and your dad looks like a disabled toad so surrender before i have no choice but to cus you even further which is so cold ur balls will go even smaller.


P.s i know i suck no need to tell me lol wasnt expecting u lot to be so good anyways ill keep trying =)

16-Jun-2011 22:12:39 - Last edited on 16-Jun-2011 22:13:27 by Need To Fart

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Juicybox or more like juicy jugs i done ur mum on a scrathcy rug we made very good love but then your ugly dad came in and said arrr brov!
So i was gone like the speed of light your dads face game me a fright i was paceing for my life but on the good side i had a very exausting and fun night =)

22-Jun-2011 17:24:29

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KaotikMemory your name puzzles my memory ur hair are grey like they grew in the cementry your breath stinks so please go grab a mint and your face is so ugly im suprised your doctor didnt suscribe u with face surgery!

25-Jun-2011 17:27:31 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2011 17:27:57 by Need To Fart

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KaotikMemory lemme tell you this the reason why u dont remmember anything simply is this because when you was born you were so ugly ur mama fliped and smacked u with her flabby t*ts!

edit: Dude ur raps are gods compared to mine lol check out everyone of my raps they all suck i just do it for fun =)

27-Jun-2011 15:07:45 - Last edited on 27-Jun-2011 15:13:03 by Need To Fart

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Mr Mann why u cry is it because u look like one fat guy or ur breath is so hot u roast the flys.
U think your so kwl but plz m8 we all know ur a fool ive done things to ur mum that you didnt even know i could do and ive slept with ur sister more times then u have had hot stew!
So stop with the raps or ill snatch ur hat and ill send u to pack and if u refuse i might just make u go back to timbuktoo!

28-Jun-2011 21:37:42 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2011 21:50:07 by Need To Fart

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Ausom rap just wanted to say lol thats going on my favourites.


Mr Pitbull he lives in a sht pool with the school princeble and his face has got hairy pimples.
U look quite fat and you cant move ur ass the only excercise i see u do is attempting to scratch ur ass.
So dont come on this thread expecting us to say hey ned but prepare to be vandalised to the max.




Lol next one will be better lol that was aloud of crap i was speaking

30-Jun-2011 19:52:12

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Presdnt Snow i think u spelt ur name wrong u ho ur more fat then ur nan who gave birth to 15th kids and is stuck in a transip van.
The only snowu see is when ur mum shakes her hair and scratches her bunion toe! U look like a woose and your lyrics stink like hourse poop so do us a favour and come back 1 year later.




this rap only makes sence to me lol i just realised how bad it rhymes

03-Jul-2011 13:08:35 - Last edited on 03-Jul-2011 16:03:22 by Need To Fart

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Jingle Noobs batman froob ur mum layed an egg.Your uncle billy looks very silly and has a very small thingy.
So dont u worry im not in a hurry i will rap all day long so come back later when ur cleaner and dont come to me and try to say it was ur neighbour.

P.s lol u got the best name to rap too but i fail at raps so i cant do a very good job

06-Jul-2011 18:47:53 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2011 18:50:56 by Need To Fart

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Jingle Noobs every time i hear or see u all i can think is what doo doo.
Stop with the crap u cant rap and m8 u need a tic tac not to mension ur mums a hairy rat and ur dad acts like a cave bat but no wrrys i can still deal with that as long as ur sisters dont mind sharing my peice 50/50 and everything can go quite swiftly!
Ill mash em from behind and ill give them a 10minute grind and afterwoods i can enjoy eating a strawberry of there behind.

06-Jul-2011 18:59:18 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2011 19:00:17 by Need To Fart

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jingle jingle is it just me or have u got wrinkles u seem to be getting mad prephaps u should get out of this thread and smoke a cigerate before i have no choice but to put u on slim fast.
So do me a favour have a nap and come back 5 minutes later and i may concider letting u read the raps that i am writeing on the paper because right now your not worth a dime and ur lyrics are as slime as my poo when it takes time.

06-Jul-2011 19:03:37

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da bell ur so right im so happy u are here ur like my 3rd wife u bring me a smile and u cheer me up when times are pale so do me a favour and raise a pint of dale.
U look very pritty and u are very witty and u have a poodle named betty u jump for joy and you realise tears of joy so why dont u join me and shout out loud ahoy!

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have me now if only i could ill do to you what george bush does to little kids. U look so hot it makes my mind rot if i had the chance ill bang u right here on the spot so do me a favour and lick on my lolly pop!
But there is one question can u handle my big curly logs

Lol im only kidding with u but i think this one my most funniest so far. Im happy =)

10-Jul-2011 15:46:13 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2011 20:18:43 by Need To Fart

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SantaBeatsMe i got more skill capes then u. your 99 attk is a load of poo the only thing its good for is making you look like a dooch bag number 2! So dont give me no sweet talk because ill walk all over you.

Lol u really own no wrrys my raps suck anyways

13-Jul-2011 08:53:01 - Last edited on 13-Jul-2011 08:54:07 by Need To Fart

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KingCarnage you are so crap you cant get girls even if you spend 1m on that.
You look like a rat and fart like a old bat you got 3 toes and your mums name is flameing moe.
Dont come to me with your nonsence because its driving up my conscience if you see me doing a pee pee dont try and say i have a small winky because ur mum says it looks like a overgrown twinky!
So to sumerise this jumble your face looks like scramble and you smell like you live in the jungle.
You cant get girls you little lad but what you need is a big fat slap so why not go and shove your self up a elephants ass.

20-Jul-2011 09:22:00 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2011 09:23:54 by Need To Fart

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kingcarnage you should go on a rampage to prove ur more of a man then ur nan says.
Do me a favour and tell ur sister that ill call her back later and while your there tell her my keys are under her table chair.
Next time you come to me prepare to realise the reality ill snap you like a twig and ill treat u like a kid so dont come to me with ur 24/7 sht because ill come raining on u like the german blitz!
So do me a favour and step of u little kid this threads for 18+ and not for underage kids.So why not grow ur man tools because right now you winky looks like its been shrank into a ants kidney!
I keep on popping and i aint stopping next in line is ur sister merry poppins. Ill put her on the table and make her feel very fable but i better be cearful because one look at that hairy ass could be fatal like smoking tons of herbal.


off topic: Lol this thread really is for everyone i just said 18+ in my rap coz i figured it sounded good.

20-Jul-2011 11:40:45 - Last edited on 20-Jul-2011 11:50:13 by Need To Fart

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Skullzy guess your more then a man then ur mum turned out to be.
I like your hat but you look like you need a slap you look like the disabled version of postman pat.
Im gona play this smooth because i feel in a mood but dont blame me if i go out of tune.
You see this game its inscane if you step out of line ill make sure you get the blame. Im so elite with my stats and i couldnt give a crap if you argued with that. Ill wipe you of your feet because im so unique ill treat u like a kid and you wont feel very big.
So do me a favour and stop trying to bring new flavour because your lyrics taste like dry paper.

21-Jul-2011 10:14:28 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2011 10:17:05 by Need To Fart

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Bernalda u walk around with so much swagger and u look like your mother.
My raps are hot but dont call the cops because all i wana do is sing to u.
They say i move slow but once u get to know me ull see my flow. I do not bot but my stats simply rock and thats something that says i own alot.
Sorry about the boast im just such a great hoast that all u little rappers out there have to bow to my toes.
U raps are great me and u should go swimming in the lake and ill bake a nice cake that u can give to ur little brother so he can stuff his face.


Off topic: Lol this rap was just full of random crap

28-Jul-2011 09:57:23 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2011 09:58:39 by Need To Fart

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S z i think its time u look on the A to Z so u can locate ur mums lost leg.
U look very sick mabey its coz ur so dam blick so go away quick before the clock goes tick tick tick.
U think ur hot but ull neva be top my package is bigger then your ape god.



Lol that rap was a bunch of crap put together srry guys lol i fail need to practice.

31-Jul-2011 00:16:29 - Last edited on 31-Jul-2011 00:17:02 by Need To Fart

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Bombzilla his mums a gorrila she is a big killer if she dont stop her i might have to pull the trigger.
Ill snap u like u was a stick so dont try go againts me because everyone will think ur thick and they will all laugh when they hear about ur one inch l) ick ur so dam blick when ever i see u i think im in the blitz wait my bad that was just ur mums saggy t l ts!
u mess with me ill sip ur blood like tea! So dont go thinking ur free because really a slave is all youll eva be.

01-Aug-2011 19:10:28 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2011 22:21:34 by Need To Fart

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ElMagicMexi his mum looks very sxy how dare u stand next to me thinking u could threaten me.
Your raps are slow ill over lap u 10 times in a row. Next time u come to me dont expect no cup of tea because the only thing u will taste is my pee.
I fly like a bat i hunt u little rats and anyone who says otherwise must go run another lap so stop with this crap ur name is bob the sad old blob and the last time u touched a pair of jugs was when u was ripping of ur mums shirt to get a taste of those jugs.

04-Aug-2011 12:12:54 - Last edited on 04-Aug-2011 12:24:14 by Need To Fart

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Hey its me pint im back to this thread it seems like its gone so dead mabey its because all of u are so thick in the head.
So i guess its up to me to re alive this thread will u join me all and raise ur glasses for the runescape official rap thread!
Im back to rap so do me a favour and shake those tic taks!

Off topic: Hey all srry i was gone for long lol on holiday for a bit geez this thread dies without me anyways im back.

@person above i got no rap for u atm ill think of one by towmorrow =)

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