We, the People's Front of Bwian (PFB), not to be confused with the Bwian Popular People's Front (BPPF) or the Bwian People's Front (BPF) -who are a bunch of splitters anyway- do announce the commencement of a coup d'état against the incumbent leader of Bwian's Grief and Towel shop, Biggus Corugus also known as Corugi the ironhead.
Our reasoning is as follows:
1). His lack of thread maintenance and clear lack of activity, 2). The fact that Bwian's Grief and Towel Shop has never hosted an award, which has pushed all the work to the fine leader of Gloop, Mr. Tophurious and his collection of minions, minstrels and abbots, 3). As the United Kingdom and subsequently, RuneScape has caught the contagious culture of suing, The Council of Varrock has sought to sue the business arm of the anti-clan for false advertising due to the fact it never had any towels anyway.
I, Trewavas, the undersigned, do seek to remove Biggus Corugus from power and in doing so will create my own thread, with a new set of awards -the prestigious yearly B.W.I.A.N.S- and will seek to throw Corugi into the Ectofuntus with Fifi.
What if I made another thread in this forum? Call it Gloopy Bwian's Awards. Have the whole first (and second?) page reserved for the rules, nominees and previous winners. Much easier than trying to get rid of zebigboss.Creator of the quarterly M.U.P.A.Q. and I.B.A.T.A.W.A.T. Awards™ and writer of the
Kings Abbotsaid: What if I made another thread in this forum? Call it Gloopy Bwian's Awards. Have the whole first (and second?) page reserved for the rules, nominees and previous winners. Much easier than trying to get rid of zebigboss.